Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most impressive feature in NPR’s new 400,000 square foot HQ…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most impressive feature in NPR’s new 400,000 square foot HQ…
…is the free moonbat Kool-Aid dispensers
The sign over the entrance “Silence is Golden”
Bigger Bird.
Eco-friendly toilets that don’t clog when money is flushed.
… is the giant mountain of taxpayer money in the lobby.
… is the security system that automatically detects members of the proletariat and denies them entrance.
Ricin decontamination chambers.
is the 300,000 square feet of Unicorn sh!t that makes it a Green building…and yellow…and red…and violet…
The diarama of Lake Wobegon featuring above average children. (OK …also a few strong women and good looking men)
Sesame Street is now an Interstate Freeway.
(still not as good as Oppo’s #3)
… is, ffittingly, the amount of whitewash used.
…all the volume knobs go to eleven.
…the massive fundraising booth next to the giant mountain of taxpayer money in the lobby. (h/t @5 can of spam)
The most impressive feature in NPR’s new 400,000 square foot HQ…
…Is the giant Memorial Mural dedicated to the people who made this possible, the taxpayers. It reads simply “SUCKAS!”
The most impressive feature in NPR’s new 400,000 square foot HQ…
the ubiquitous “Conservative Free Zone” signs.
how all the computers and phones are directly linked to the DNC.
The most impressive feature in NPR’s new 400,000 square foot HQ…
The 20 foot tall bronze statue of our Lord and Savior, Barack Obama.
The most impressive feature in NPR’s new 400,000 square foot HQ…
the beds in all the rooms of the notoriously overworked staff.
They were able to get The Count to go that high.
the 399,999 square foot area dedicated to raising money for the Democrat Party.
the goose down knelling pillows for when the pay homage to the Administration.
…is the Gosnell Lounge, right next to the Womyn’s room.
Oh, definitely the Obama shrine.
It’s still not large enough to completely house Obama’s ego.
200 little rooms all numbered 101
The most impressive feature in NPR’s new 400,000 square foot HQ…
…is not it’s size, but how they use it.
The most impressive feature in NPR’s new 400,000 square foot HQ…
they have room for 396,000 more holes.
…that blind spot that stupid Flanders doesn’t know about. Yet.
@13 That makes it funnier, by all means run with it!
… is the Red Phone and its direct line to the Oval Office.
… are the barking specialties in the Snack Bar.
… is the Prayer Room, appropriately facing the East.
… are the teletypes directly from the IRS.
… Garrison Keiler has a real prairie for his Home Companion, the Car Talk guys have a Quarter Mile oval track and the People’s Pharmacy is growing wacky weed on the North 40. So, All Things Considered… its a big freakin’ deal.
… the life sized replica of Downton Abby in the lobby that’s made of gingerbread and pledge cards.
The Most Impressive Feature in NPR’s New 400,000 Square Foot HQ…is that its so huge, one really can “Consider All Things” in it.
@25 can of spam ok
…the massive fund raising booth next to the giant pile of taxpayer money in the lobby under the giant Memorial Mural dedicated to the people that made this possible, the taxpayers. it reads simply “SUCKAS!” (h/t @14 walruskkkch)
… is the loan to build it, completely cosigned by the American Public.
The most impressive feature in NPR’s new 400,000 square foot HQ…
…is that it still can’t contain all the liberal bullsh!t inside it.
. . . is the sign over the entrance saying “Abandon all truth, ye who enter here!”
. . . is the map of the United States that doesn’t include Texas, Alaska, Utah, . . .
. . . is the Perpetual Fund-Raising Machine
The most impressive feature in NPR’s new 400,000 square foot HQ…
…is how it still managed to get opened during the sequester.
…is the monument to the Unknown Hippie out by the fountain of Congressional Moolah.
The most impressive feature in NPR’s new 400,000 square foot HQ…
is how many starving African children it could have fed for a year.
The most impressive feature in NPR’s new 400,000 square foot HQ…
is the huge mural proclaiming “WE WILL TEACH OUR TWISTED SPEECH TO THE UNBELIEVERS!”
The most impressive feature in NPR’s new 400,000 square foot HQ…
is how many of the border-jumping, law-disdaining, huddled masses thronging in from south of said border, yearning to be subsidized, this building could house but won’t.
…all the groundskeepers and janitors are middle aged white men and the only tools they are allowed to use are hammers and sickles.
…all one of the articles I have read about it don’t mention the 201 million dollar cost until the last sentence of an update at the end of the story.
…the graffiti in the ladies room makes it money well spent, IMAO. (It says: Fiona Ritchie Was Here, And It Was Money Well Spent, signed Fiona Ritchie.)
…it’s numerous doorways mean that if the building is foreclosed on, Michael Moore can buy it and finally have a new, clean pair of boxers.
…the in-house chef. Nothing like literal conspicuous consumption to quicken our your own demise.
…is the creepy dude with a cane, a top hat and big teeth that looks like he wants to molest you who takes you on a guided tour.
…is the runway for algore’s private jet.
…is the al jazeera internship posting in the front lobby.
…is that it can double as a FEMA camp.
The most impressive feature in NPR’s new 400,000 square foot HQ…
…the state of the art security features which prevent absolutely no conservative thoughs to enter the building.
…is the the CEO’s name placard on the door of the executive suite: “Big Bird”
…is Cookie Monster’s hungry face when he heard he won’t be getting any of Anonymiss’ cookies.
…the just completed statue and shrine dedicated to Clare Daly which was just now melted down and became part of a missile to arm a drone that is searching to destroy Clare Daly.
…animatronic Nina Totenberg replaying the 30 seconds of her voice used to force John Roberts to switch vote on Obamacare, framed pardon for use of torture, copy of Obamacare exemption for NPR employees.
The most impressive feature in NPR’s new 400,000 square foot HQ…
…is that you can fit 200 average homes in it.
…is that free thinking Americans haven’t burnt it down yet.
…is the librarian at the reception desk reminding you to use your “inside voice”.
The most impressive feature in NPR’s new 400,000 square foot HQ
…it’s a “Hippie-Punching Free” zone.
…is the Hall of Hypocracy
…the complete lack of journalistic ethics
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