Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
he’ll keep them with his college transcripts.
…involves the executive directive “Double pinky swear you won’t tell anyone.”
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
they will hire Snowden as a security consultant.
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
is to give Joe Biden the only key to the locked box.
…is as good as his plan to avoid domestic spying.
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
is to make it all public and use the “hide it in plain sight” strategy.
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
will be waived.
…is put a sign on it saying “beware of the leopard.”
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
will only cost you an extra $5000 on your yearly insurance costs. We swear!
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
free condoms.
…is to deem it safe by executive decree.
…to blame bush on it being released to the public.
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
should not be construed by any means as implying that no one but you or your doctor get to look at it.
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
involves storing it inside a permanent sharknado.
…blame a low level employee in Cincinnati for it’s release.
…is month’s behind schedule, out of money, and full of rotting apples. Wait. That last bit is my problem, having been gone for so long.
…is to store them in a private online storage company and then seize all the servers.
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
involves something from the ACME co. That’s all we can say…for now.
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
cannot be implemented because your taxes are too low you selfish bastards.
…is to put it all in one really, really big server with a sign that says, “Hackers, please don’t hack this or else.” (Actually, that IS the plan.)
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
A small locked box, Joe Biden, one shot gun.
…declare the U.S. a Private Medical Data Free Zone.
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
is so fantastic that it could only have originated from the mind of GOD! Or so Chris Matthews tells me.
…put them in a zip file labeled “Nancy Pelosi Nude Photos.”
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
will respect you in the morning as well.
…put them in a bill to Congress…. that’ll guarantee they’ll never be read.
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
by scrambling all the information and then forgetting where they left the decoder ring.
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
well, Hillary has those left over Rose Law Firm boxes…
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
involves utilizing the most modern…LOOK SQUIRREL!
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
by keeping them in the same locked box they keep the Social Security funds.
…will be as successful as all his other plans. EPIC FAIL!!!
…is easy. Anyone who tries to access your private medical data will be forced to watch this
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=197325
following which they will no longer have eyes to access your private medical data.
Warning: NSFW, NSFAnyone.
Only covers the actual Government issued ‘Death Date’. The rest will be easily searchable using Bing or Google.
… is to broadcast them on Chris Matthews’ show. No danger of anyone seeing them.
it will be published to MySpace.
It will be as secure as his college transcripts and tax data.
… to have Senator Al Gore keep it in ‘the Lock Box’.
…is outsourcing storage to the Russian Mafia as a way to reset relations with Putin.
…is to to make another “non political” movie with Matt Damon in it.
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
…is to hide it under his mattress.
…load it to google drive
…lock it in the glove box of his golf cart. that way he can keep an eye on it.
… is to implement Obamacare, everyone will be dead soon from it so what does it matter.
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
“The same thing we do every night, Pinky—try to take over the world!”
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
…is to have congress bury it in some piece of legislation since no one reads those anyway.
..is to hide the data in an undisclosed location in one of the 7 phantom states.
..is to hide the data in an undisclosed location on the Gulf Coast, perhaps Jacksonville.
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
ala Indiana Jones, “I’m making it up as I go along.”
ala Sun Tzu, “No plan remains intact after first contact with the enemy.”
ala the Underwear Gnomes, “1. Medical Data! 2. ? 3. Security!”
ala Fred Thompson in The Hunt for Red October, “Americans won’t do a document dump, son, without a plan.”
It will be Number 9 and it will come from outer space!
measure twice, cut once. [Cut? must be a typo]
know how to kill everyone in the room. [Wait, that’s the Marines] [Sadly it might be their plan as well.]
We don’t know what it will be, but we’ll love it when it comes together.
… is to make sure that their guarantees of privacy are HIPPA critical.
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
… is to make three copies and entrust one each, for safekeeping, to Edward Snowden, Julian Assange and Bradley Manning.
… is to encrypt everything by translating it into Russian – and send the data to Edward Snowden in care of Vladimir Putin.
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
typewriters.
…is to hide the data in overseas embassies, where no American can get to them.
…free cookies to everyone who doesn’t hack the system. Uncookies to those that do.
is to make them available only to government employees, past, present, and future.
@47: Hungary, Hungary HIPPAs.
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
He’ll keep it under his hat.
He’ll let the dog eat it, then eat the dog.
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
since he’s going to be out on Martha’s Vineyard anyway there is a bridge he can “drive” them off.
… to place them where only your proctologist can access them.
… is to sequester them. (“Sequester” is one of those terms, like warrantless wiretapping, drone striking, detaining in Guantanamo, or getting elected, that is only a crime when Republicans do it, not well-meaning Democrats. Right, MSM? The mainstream media is nodding in unison.)
@16 Are you making me apple pies??
…will be hiding it in your Death Panel issued casket.
…is totally secret but since it involves Mason jars and Funk and Wagnall’s porch they will be safe as can be.
…will be left to Joe Biden now that he is done keeping an eye on the Stimulus funds.
…:hiding them with Obama’s college records and birth certificate
. . . was written by the same people who gave us “smart diplomacy”, “Fast and Furious”, “leading from behind”, and “affordable health care”.
@56: Don’t worry about the mason jar quip — some of us get the Johnny Carson reference!!
…will mandate that they have to be written as a Vogon haiku’s
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…..
Guarantee that any safecrackers will be investigated by the Department of Justice.
… Passing the Affordable Medical Records Access Act which will make it too expensive for anyone to obtain them.
…depends on how strictly the word private can be used nowadays and your willingness to start fires in dumpsters.
…next time someone steals your identity let them keep it.
…he’ll be long gone when the BIG hacks begin.
…inserting random profanity laced rants and conspiracy theories so hackers will think they have stumbled into a liberal blog comment section or a DNC talking points memo.
Obamacare’s plan to keep your private medical data safe…
… will involve trillions in new funding for a program like Witness Protection for anyone whose identity is compromised – i.e., all 316 million of us.
… relies on the same cutting-edge technology that has made his solar energy and electric car initiatives such a success.
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