… is the Type 2 Diabetic (DC residents give them the most candy).
… is made up of a large circular front piece, typically light brown with colorful spots, with a matching back piece. The wearer goes door to door reading the original Contract For America, or the Constitution, or a script from the Rush Limbaugh show. I call it The Anonymiss Cookie. (Wearers should be careful as they may be exceptionally popular, especially among those with low blood sugar.)
…is an Undertaker. There going to be a lot of “dead”* politicians in DC in a little over a week.
* DISCLAIMER – This is not to be construed as a direct or indirect threat against anyone real or imagined. It is a literary reference used to indicate that many political careers will be ending on Tuesday, November 4, 2014 due to the exercise of constitutional rights through the power of the citizen to vote. No claims are made against individuals found in the local DC parks.
It’s not the costumes, per se, but what the kids are saying this year. It’s not “Trick or Treat!” as usual. For some reason this year, it’s “Obama sucks. Now give me all yo mofo candy!”
… is a “law” suit. (Hint: it’s more full of holes than Charlie Brown’s.)
… is Ebola Lugosi.
… is someone who doesn’t show up at all: Malaysia Airlines flight 370.
… is a Halloween czar, a trick-or-treating czar, a candy czar, a doorbell-ringing czar, and a prank czar. (All with government paychecks and retirement plans.)
… is Zombie Obama as a Corpse-Man.
… is Zombie Hillary as someone Dead Broke.
… is an Obamacare bus full of 26-year-olds sporting a sign that says “Baby On Board.”
… is a Hillary bus with the wheels off, because it’s no ways tired. (h/t Jimmy, because I can’t hear that phrase without thinking of him!)
@26 jw and @27 jimmy – Ugh. Of course eating walnuts would make life seem eternal. You’d just *hate* every single day. Kinda like when we have Democratic presidencies…
Hillary Clinton… The Wicked B/tch of the east.
A shrubbery…. i.e. The blaming bush
DamnC@t
….and the scariest…. Walnuts.
… is the Type 2 Diabetic (DC residents give them the most candy).
… is made up of a large circular front piece, typically light brown with colorful spots, with a matching back piece. The wearer goes door to door reading the original Contract For America, or the Constitution, or a script from the Rush Limbaugh show. I call it The Anonymiss Cookie. (Wearers should be careful as they may be exceptionally popular, especially among those with low blood sugar.)
…and everyone runs from the ‘Obama at a Dem Campaign’ costume
…is Sequesterman
…is the two-headed monster Cloward-Piven.
…just leaped over the White House fence.
…is zombie Hillary.
Kaci Hickox
…an Executive Order.
… Elsa (from Frozen), wearing a sash that reads “Miss Global Warming 2014”
(boy’s version features Al Gore, same sash)
… Jeb Bush (wait, that’s actually him)
The sexy Ebola nurse costume
http://mashable.com/2014/10/28/sexy-ebola-halloween-costume/
…is the hideously dressed clown with a pot of poisonous looking food…oh wait, that’s just Michelle in her normal clothes.
…Bacon
…is Resident Obola.
And walnuts are not scary! They’re delicious!
…is the scariest possible image in DC – a racist, sexist Republican voter
…was not found in DC, but scared the crap out of everyone in DC…The Informed Voter.
…is the Grim Reaper carrying a sign saying, “This Administration Will Not End Well.”
…is a sick-looking kid with a sign that reads, “I’m Dying From Obamacare.”
Ebola health worker in street clothes and a clipboard
…is an Undertaker. There going to be a lot of “dead”* politicians in DC in a little over a week.
* DISCLAIMER – This is not to be construed as a direct or indirect threat against anyone real or imagined. It is a literary reference used to indicate that many political careers will be ending on Tuesday, November 4, 2014 due to the exercise of constitutional rights through the power of the citizen to vote. No claims are made against individuals found in the local DC parks.
ObamaCare Doctor… but there are none to be had.
It’s not the costumes, per se, but what the kids are saying this year. It’s not “Trick or Treat!” as usual. For some reason this year, it’s “Obama sucks. Now give me all yo mofo candy!”
The most popular Halloween costume in DC this year…
A man in a suit with a sign reading “2 and 22 No more”.
… is a “law” suit. (Hint: it’s more full of holes than Charlie Brown’s.)
… is Ebola Lugosi.
… is someone who doesn’t show up at all: Malaysia Airlines flight 370.
… is a Halloween czar, a trick-or-treating czar, a candy czar, a doorbell-ringing czar, and a prank czar. (All with government paychecks and retirement plans.)
@15 Jimmy
http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/health/526195/New-dementia-breakthrough-experts-two-ways-fight-disease
eat more walnuts!
@26 jw: Thanks for that link. I’m staving-off dementia by eating not only walnuts but lots of deep fat, steak, cream pies and hot fudge!
…is an empty box, representing the “back end” of the healthcare.gov website.
…normally, if somewhat casually dressed people saying trick-or-vote as they stroll across the “border”.
…will once again be anything but a dog.
…cats. Or, in Washington speech, obese DC felines..
…Bill Clinton mask wearing white guys saying get it, I’m the Washington Monument. Usually right before they get kicked in the junk.
…these.
… is Sgt. Bergdahl, a.k.a. Occupy AWOL Street.
… is Obama as Mr. Isis Miser.
… is Zombie Obama as a Corpse-Man.
… is Zombie Hillary as someone Dead Broke.
… is an Obamacare bus full of 26-year-olds sporting a sign that says “Baby On Board.”
… is a Hillary bus with the wheels off, because it’s no ways tired. (h/t Jimmy, because I can’t hear that phrase without thinking of him!)
… is Sgt. Schultz, played by John Boehner.
…Obama disguised as an American.
… will be worn by kids on the 31st. Lois Lerner will take the 5th.
… will be Frank J as “Blogger, Texas Ranger.”
… is Obama as the Heedless Horseman, ignoring the advice of all experts.
@26 jw and @27 jimmy – Ugh. Of course eating walnuts would make life seem eternal. You’d just *hate* every single day. Kinda like when we have Democratic presidencies…
I prefer to do *this* to stay healthy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2445441/Is-Zumba-tackle-BARNEY-CALMAN-investigate-fitness-crazes-healing-powers.html
It’s a lot more fun, and it has the benefit of not being, well, disgusting 😛
This year it is definitely the RINO.
@ 36 Missy
dislike walnuts? you must be demented
… Was thought to be a Hazmat costume… on closer inspection, those were real hazmat suits. (But don’t worry about Ebola you alarmists!)
A death panel bureaucrat
…an empty chair, a pen and a phone. You’re dressed as pure evil.
…Reggie Love’s old clothes, but you’re Ebola, Obama’s NEW best friend.
…an axe wielding walnut, out to kill some yummy cookie taste.
…Vlad the ImPutin.
The most popular Halloween costume in DC this year…
the Ebola Virus costume. Dressing up as the President would have caused an even worse stampede.