Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What’s the best tagline for an anti-Obamacare TV ad?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What’s the best tagline for an anti-Obamacare TV ad?
What’s the best tagline for an anti-Obamacare TV ad?
It’s not too late to try something better
What’s the best tagline for an anti-Obamacare TV ad?
Anonymiss cookies would work better then what we have gotten ourselves into.
… Does anyone still have health insurance? Or a job? Of any hope of change?
… Has your senator of congressman sighed up yet?
… Hawaii wants their notorious anchor baby back.
@3 (Or any…)
…”No Health, No Care, Nowhere”
…”5 Million Bureaucrats Can’t Go Wrong”
…”Obama Lies, Hope Dies”
(Suggestion for tomorrow’s SLotD: List some subtle ways to gloat to your liberal friends when they lose the Senate (and who-knows how many congressional seats state houses).
You screwed up…. you trusted us.
ER Baby…. ER
…if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge ebola.
Not one healthy person with ObamaCare has died from sickness.
Free Healthcare is worth what you pay for it
#11–Big clap for Rodney Dill
I’m going with:
…we should have read the whole thing first; now we know; now we can save the country from this quicksand of government; act now.
“If you like your senator, you should keep your senator”
or to spin it around. “If your senator likes their job, they can keep their job.”
Obamacare sticks to kids.
It must be wonderful if we are importing Ebola cases.
Endorsed by Michael Moore as being nearly as good as CubaCare.
“Obamacare: supported by people with low IQ’s in all 57 states.”
…”Obamacare: Adding a Whole New Meaning to Waiting Room”
…”Obamacare: Turning Patients into Patience”
…”Just You Wait, and Wait, and Wait”
“ObamaCare- the efficiency of the VA combined with the compassion of the IRS”
“Concerned about dying? Don’t worry: your Obamacare Death Panel will handle it.”
Just wait until after the election.
Obama… Sub-par
“With Obamacare, you’re not just a name with a number. You are, in fact, a HACKED identity on a government website.”
“The Greatest Generation won World War II and went to the moon. This generation can’t even build a website for Obamacare.”
It’s so good, people are just dying to get in….
roll up your arm and bend over.
BOHICA
If you like your foreign born, English as second language, doctor…. you can keep your foreign born, English as second language, doctor.
If you like your mortician, you can keep your mortician.
Obamacare will make sure you stay covered (with at least 6 feet of dirt)
If you like government in your bedroom, you’re gonna love them in your hospital bed!
Man, I wish my doctor’s office was more like the DMV.
Obamacare, the official supplier of the Soylent Corporation.
The phrase “death and taxes” is now politically incorrect. It’s now, “Obamacare.”
If you get Ebola, you’re covered. Um… after a $10,000 deductible. And if you can find a doctor who will see you. But you totally get free birth control pills, and what 45-year-old guy doesn’t want that?
The myth, “Once you go black” is not true.
ObamaCare is to your health what the DMV is to your calm.
Blue pill? Red pill? What difference, at this point, does it make?
Just remember, this program was designed by the party whose members think Americans landed on Mars, too many military personnel will cause an island to tip over, decry the fact that half of our children rank below average on reading tests, think abortions are guaranteed in the Constitution but owning a weapon isn’t, confuse acceptance with tolerance, call it a “smear campaign” when their own words are used and are barely holding on to congress even with 100% of the MSM running interference for them.
Obamacare is to your health what walnuts are to cookies.
@31 I apologize in advance….
The only success of Obamacare is to combine death and taxes into a single program.
Pelosi and Reid aren’t doctors….but they play one in congress.
“Upon further review, the decision of Congress needs to be reversed.”
Ebola, taking American lives that American diseases are too lazy to take.
You have ObamaCare?… Sisyphus had it easy.
…”Bring out your dead!”
“Lasciate ogne speranza, voi che si registrano qui”
All hope abandon, ye who register here
If you liked your healthcare, you can go back to your healthcare…
Remember sir, you married him in health AND sickness, so who are we to break up a happy home.
Our efficiency ensures that you won’t be late for your own funeral.
Obamacare means those shovel ready jobs are finally here.
Obamacare, except for our new anesthesia protocols, is better than a sharp stick in the eye.
But what the heck, they do know Shinola from Ebola.
saving you money, because your proctologist now doubles as your neurosurgeon. you did after all, elect obama. twice.
It’s all good, Death Panel members need jobs too!
…let’s put the grown-ups back in charge
…are you better off now than you were 6 years ago?
Wow! 46 responses!
See!
You don’t even *need* cookie motivation.
Sorry, guys. Crazy busy today.
Wedding coming up.
But what if your pharmacist refuses to kiss your booboo and make it all better?
Do want the same people who regulate the size of your sodas to regulate your postoperative pain medication?
Third world Ebola patients deserve better than second rate healthcare, but that’s all we’ve got now.
Obamacare will cover the cost of the Magic Clipboards which ward off all evils.
@47 -There is a disturbance in the Force. Suddenly I feel extremely unmotivated….
Teddy Roosevelt: the Square Deal
FDR: the New Deal
Truman: the Fair Deal.
What did Obama offer? Well, Joe Biden described it (NSFW) . . . and it’s a big one …
@47 – You don’t even *need* cookie motivation.
That’s just kookie talk.
I judged this one here: http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2014/11/nuke-punchline-its-smartcare.html
Who got cookies?
Go see at 12:30 EST.
@53 – Anonymiss – Thank you…
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