I have no past. Was I a man? Was I a monkey? This I do not know. What I do know is that I am the product of the International Monkey Assassin Organization (IMAO), and my purpose was to kill as ordered without question. What they couldn’t take from me, though, was my conscience. I broke from that organization and now deal my justice in my own way from the barrel of a Desert Eagle .50 AE. If you are an evildoer, once you hear my battle cry of, "Ooh! Ooh! I’m a monkey!" it’s already too late for you.

This is my legacy.

This is my duty.

This is my curse.

I am Frank J.


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