Lunacy (lu·na·cy pronunciation: ˈlü-nə-sē) noun
Etymology: lunatic (1541)
1 a: insanity b: intermittent insanity once believed to be related to phases of the moon
2: wild foolishness : extravagant folly
3: a foolish act
The moon doesn’t make people crazy. However, it sure does help point to crazy people.
Take Whoopi Goldberg. Please. Take her far, far away.
The former Captain Planet and the Planeteers star has questioned the moon landings. Really.
Personally, I’d like to see Buzz Aldrin take a shot at her. Like he did this idiot:
Aldrin, though, is too much of a gentleman to punch a woman. Even Whoopi Goldberg.
So, Whoopi thinks the moon landing was a hoax.
I wonder what else she believes?
- Vampires are real
- Republicans are not real
- Aliens landed at Roswell
- JFK was killed by LBJ
- Elvis is alive, working at a KFC in Memphis
- Dinosaurs killed off the Neanderthal
- The Wright Brothers faked heavier-than-air flight at Kitty Hawk
- JFK is alive and living in the Caymans
- Volcanos would be a great place to detonate hydrogen bombs
- Bush lied, people died
- Men in black are trying to read her brain waves
- Global warming causes frostbite
- Shakespeare wrote the screenplay to Homer and Eddie
- Walt Disney’s frozen corpse stands in for Millard Fillmore in the Hall of Presidents at Disney World
- The face on Mars is hers
I suspect this list isn’t complete. Anyone have any ideas what else she might believe?
I do think she believes herself intelligent.
[What?!!? That’s crazy talk! – B]
Elvis is alive, working at a KFC in Memphis. <— no no no. He is an OTR truck driver. I saw him in Limon, CO at a Flying J.
[He drives a KFC truck. – B]
Obama is a black man.
Mohammed H Prophet, the woman slept with Ted Danson. He’s a drunk. Any woman that sleeps with drunk is just crazy. I should know.
Ummm… not that I’m a woman or anything.
[Wait! That was you? – B]
The first man to fly was actually Barack Obama. He did so by the Will of Obama.
This is the truth, I heard her say it as I was watching a clip of her on “The Stew,” I mean “The View.” She said she felt safer forty years ago than she does today, then that loud mouth Behar, whose only contribution to society will come when she dies, said she doesn’t like Bush listening on her conversations over the phone. Like she has ever said anything intelligent. Anyways. Whoopi felt safer with segregation, no voting rights and being a second class citizen. Maybe in her world she was (not).
[There was segregation 40 years ago? Oh, that’s right. She grew up in Chelsea. In Georgia, where I’m from, Blacks and Whites went to school together, voted (if 18; yes, Georgia allowed 18-year-olds to vote before any other state) … but I can’t speak for Chelsea. – B]
* Frank J. and Harvey aren’t the same person.
Non sequitur much?
* Abraham Lincoln returned from the dead, possessed Obama, and is using his body to get around term limits.
I’ve heard that she also believes she is a rational person. Maybe we’re the insane ones?
New Coke was actually better than the original.
*Socialism works.
*The stimulus is working.
*Sister Act deserves an Oscar.
That Obama’s Birth certificate isn’t faked and he really is an american citizen
Illegal immigrants come here to work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMBCfuKs9i8
read some of the comments from the Obama voters there….wow.
I LOVE that Firefox STILL hasn’t added “Obama” to its dictionary hahahahahahaha
Clinton
Nixon
Carter
they all work fine
If American health care is outlawed, only outlaws will be healthy…how ironic.
That Jumpin’ Jack Flash was her Magnum Opus
We need to take Hollywood celebrities like Whoopi and actually send them to the moon.
Without oxygen.
The funniest part?
A list of the stuff she really believes is
almostdefinitely more ridiculous than everything up there.Well, except for this:
Frank J. and Harvey aren’t the same person.
That’s just crazy talk.
*Whoopi Goldberg believes people find her very entertaining.
*that Col. Sanders frozen body is hidden in a closet at the first KFC.
*that Star Trek TNG sucked till she became a reoccurring character.
*that world is flat.
1)Humans that have penuses are evil. 2)She was a Jewish person in a Gentile body,so she had a Name-Change Operation. 3) Every time she farts, she says she made Whoopi ! 4) She can’t be Raacist! because she’s not White. 5) America is a Raacist! Nation, because she played an abused Southern Black Woman in the movie ‘The Color Purple’.
She probably believes Whoopi isn’t a goofy ass name, too!
Michael Moore is the father of all documentaries.
Wait a minute here …. wait a minute….. Whoppi is a female? Since when?
That The One wasn’t really going to raise taxes, he was just kidding.
Google
She does kinda sound like she has it…actually.
Maybe she’s just a self hating joo joo hater?
That would explain a lot.
I would make fun of Whoopi, but I don’t want to be accused of being racist. I only make fun of white people. Like Obama.
Buzz is my hero!
Whoopie was OK with playing the part of a 400+ year old alien bartender with mysterious Jedi-like mental powers who may or may not have had an affair with Capt. Pickard – but she has trouble believing that we flew a mere 200,000 miles to the moon and back?
She should watch Mythbusters – They proved that a flag in a vacuum swings back and forth like a pendulum because there’s no air resistance to slow it down! Duh!
I believe that compared to Rosie O’Donnell,
the ignorant angry moonbat lunatic
that she replaced, Whoopi is practically David Brinkley.
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The latest from despair.com to celebrate the 40th anniversary of moonbat-ery.
“You CAN fool all of the people all of the time, if your effects budget is large enough.”
Landed? No way could she believe that one – everyone knows the aliens were shot down and crashed at Roswell.
Cartoon
she actually thinks she is human
Whoopi needs to have her CO2 sequestered. Her constant inane gum flapping gives her a carbon footprint the size of Texas. BTW, nice right cross by “Buzz”!
Buzz is his real name now, he got it changed a while back.
[Supporting link: http://buzzaldrin.com/faq/ – B]
Gawd…it’s so depressing. This is the most fearful, frightened generation in American history. The internet info bombardment has sucked their brains out, and all that is left is a deep fear of anything they don’t understand…which is pretty much everything.
Frightened little digital wabbits, who look to Whoopis for context and meaning. Woe…doom…the curtain begins to close.
Thank gawd Star Trek is real, though.
Good to know The Buzz has still got it goin’ on. Obviously one of the few, the proud, and the fearless. If Buzz is willing, I’d pay a lunatic amount to watch him knock out a few in Washington and Hollyweird…
When Barb Walters is the voice of reason, it is time to try shiny side in on your tinfoil hat.
I met Buzz a few months ago. Great guy all around, and while pushing 80 still has more energy than I do.
Whoopi, when McCain was on the View, made some comment that implied his presidency would result in slavery being reinstated on blacks. I only see that clip, but I do hope McCain pointed out to her that Jim Crow laws were Democratic and Lincoln was the first Republican president.
Being McCain, I doubt it, though.
It’s really too easy! Can you believe you are competing in life and the job market with people that listen to this troll and her tripe? Muwahahahah!!!!!
Lunacy (otherwise known as crazy) is doing the same thing over and over again but thinking the end result will be different. See Jackassery.
You rock for finding this longer version. Ol’ Buzz can throw a stout right cross.
biggest stretch is anything Frank writes here actually being funny
Dang, that video was pretty to watch. Now THAT’S a man!
A real man is secure enough in his masculinity to:
* Have a tea party with his daughter
* Buy Kotex for his wife/gf
* Make a woman of size feel special…out in public
* Punch a hippie (or stupid person in general) in the face
What we need is a license to punch stupid people in the face without repercussions.
Judge: You are charged with punching a hippie in the face. How do you plead?
Real Man: Guilty your honor, but the hippie was being stupid.
Judge: Case dismissed. Next!
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Um, okay. Did I say this out loud?