Straight Line of the Day: New at the Obama 2012 Campaign Online Store… Posted by Harvey on 18 July 2012, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. New at the Obama 2012 Campaign online store… Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
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…dog biscuits — Made from Real Dogs!
…carbon credits.
…solar company investment vouchers.
…”I started YOUR business!” T-shirts.
…Queen Elizabeth edition IPod with official 159 Gb collection of Obama speeches.
…”The 1% owes me $7.95 for this T-shirt” T-shirt.
… official tax name registry anybody can have a star named after a loved one, now you can have a tax named after your worst enemy.
…a non-white volunteer.
…slightly used Hope and Change.
…a box of clues (never been opened)
…the suffocating miasma of desperation.
Title deed cards of your local businesses. Remember, they belong to everyone, not the owners. Get your deed today and stake your claim!
Get your “Thank you for helping Obama” bumper sticker here. Makes a great wedding gift!
Parodies of Family Circus comic strips. “Not me” is replaced with “Bush”.
FrankJ:
Cheese to complement the Whine available at the Romney Campaign Store.
Best Regards,
Monkey Faced Liberal
…: choom! (with prescription)
also
…: choom prescriptions.
Golf balls hit by Obama, only $99.95 each (while supplies last – limited to 4,232,861 balls)
The ‘How to get Someone To Build Your Business’ instruction guide.
New book – 15 Trillion Georges I Have Known.
Obama’s new book: “No One Knows The Trouble I’ve Known” by Bill Ayers
A new FROWORD bumper sticker.
FROWARD: (definition) habitually disposed to disobedience and opposition
Free copies of “Liberalism for Dummies”
It only has one page that reads: “Just be yourself.”
“Thank You for My Success” cards (3 million per order) to send to everyone else.
The official Michelle Obama foie gras cookbook.*
*not available for sale in California
Trolls. Lots and lots of liberal trolls, that happen to look like monkeys, and still whine a lot.
…a well-worn copy of “Rules For Radicals,” with all the “really good” lines highlighted.
Romney bumper stickers
Obama bobblehead dolls with stuttering sound tracks.
Obama’s new book: “How To Succeed in Politics
WithoutBy ReallyTryingLying” by Bill Ayers.Autographed Batleths.
Soap. Found in the novelty section
The
Holy BiblekoranMaps of locations of watering holes near the souther border
National security secrets
Obamacare exemptions
Jobs
“Green Job” labels
Favorable Supreme Court rulings
Ambassadorships
appointed positions in government
heck, it’s ALL for sale.
get out of Obamacare free cards.
autographed, previously-worn head buckets.
the long lost Hillary sex tape.
John, John, John!
Not free!!!!
Holy socks, do you know what those cards would be worth? At least one year of penalties.
Shhhhhh. Don’t tell this to the Obama campaign.
the limited edition Obamanopoly Game. The game where the government picks the winners, and everyone loses.
New at the Obama 2012 Campaign online store…capitalism, when it benefits a socialist.
The ‘Cool Hand Fluke’ Pr0n video
The “You Can’t Win, You Can’t break Even, You Can’t Even Quit The Game (until we say so).” Guide to healthcare in America.
Obama’s new book: “Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Obama.* (*But were afraid they were right.)” by Bill Ayers
The pages are empty. Ha-ha, you got hookwinked!
Liberal cheese. You guess the color.
…Official Hawaiian birth certificates. (special discount for non-citizens)
The ‘See America’ pet car top carrier.
a 52 pack of race cards.
a blow up Nancy Pelosi snugglebunny doll. New version with 50% more hot air.
a free lunch (Paid for by the US taxpayers).
Obama’s new self-help book: “So, You Want to Make a Deal with the Devil.”
New cookbook: 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog.
A red ‘reelect’ button for his campaign. [This one actually says ‘reset’]
$10 extra to keep your forks.
…another tip jar. What’d you expect, that Team Obama would actually engage in a real business enterprise like a Republican?!
New at the Obama 2012 Campaign Online Store: Obamahol. Made from 100% pure bullshit!*
* Disclaimer: Not actually safe to use in real engines, especially the engines that power national economies.
“I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.”
― G.K. Chesterton
Sacks of marbles, for those who’ve lost theirs.
free federally subsidized pens to write donation checks!
Sweat stained 4 person tents, with “This shirt hand crafted for Mike Moore.” embroidered on the side.. Only $2000 each!
Free coffee with every $50 purchase.
autographed tweets from Weiner!!
New at the campaign store… old ideas.
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