Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The weirdest moment in the IRS’s Star Trek spoof video…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The weirdest moment in the IRS’s Star Trek spoof video…
The guy in the red shirt didn’t die.
The Asian navigator was wearing a feather boa
…was the Jedi mind meld trick.
(gotta milk this for all it’s worth!)
…was the bridge crew doing the Harlem Shuffle.
…was the part with the delinquent filer being tossed into an agonoy booth.
…was the Korean voice over telling us how Dear Leader will protect us from the capitalist United Federation.
…was all the giggling whenever they mentioned Uranus.
…was the line “I”m a doctor, not an accountant.”
…was the command “Set phasers to ‘audit’!”
…was when the goober in charge actually made the decision to go ahead with the project thinking it was a good idea!
… nobody actually pays taxes in it
… when Captain Kirk tries to claim the Enterprise as a home office deduction
… when Chekhov lists his phaser on 3309 instead of a 6011….on the hilarity that follows!
… when Kim Katrall turns out to be the bad guy
… when Spock performs a Jedi mind meld
… Michelle Obama makes an appearance as a Klingon
… it was produced in India
The Wookie winning 50,000 quatloo’s
The absence of George Takei who was away attending the current Supreme court hearings.
… Scotty explaining how to claim a domestic partner to Mr. Sulu
…was the TP stuck to the bottom of Kirk’s shoe after he had the Kessel runs for 12 parsecs.
…was that the set quality was as good as the original
..was that Uhura wasn’t hot!
…was that after watching it, I was unable to show emotion
…was that my taxes paid for it, and I didn’t even get a pre-screening invite!
…actually, was that my taxes paid for THAT?!?!
…was the interstellar legal practice plug for Crane, Poole, and Schmidt.
…was how Kirk claimed his hair as a dependent.
…was the promise to make you boldly pay in taxes what no one has paid before.
…was that the Enterprise‘s engine technology called “TurboTax.”
…The ship, now named the Free Enterprise, was irreparably damaged in the end.
…was the joke that started out, “A Gorn, an Andorian, and two popes walk into a bar…”
…was William Shatner being appalled by the bad acting.
Spock didn’t think it was illogical to balance the budget by increasing spending and cutting taxes.
…the yeoman offering the captain a cup of coffee made from snow.
…is Frank J in the corner signing up for their upcoming Tax Trekkie convention.
…was NSA agents bursting in claiming that ear-phobic humor endangers the president.
…had them admitting that peeing, vomiting and scissors stabbing were the best ways to avoid an audit.
…was the Canadian being appalled by the waste of US government money.
…was the reveal of the Doomsday Machine — $17 trillion debt.
…was Obama making an appearance as an admiral, bowing before everyone on camera, and saying Princess Uhura, please inform DarthFleet Command that the Millenium Enterprise is in audit around the planet, Lieutenant Solo, you and Dr. Mc Calrissian are to prepare an away party, set light-phasers to stun.
OMG! My brain hurts! Make it stop! PLEEEAASSSEEEE Make it stop!
… was when everything got filled out in tribblicate.
… was that Obama wasn’t quick to join in the fun as that half white, half black character Frank Gorshen played.
… was when they reminded everyone which box to Checkov.
… was that they didn’t go with the most obvious title: “The Return.”
… or the most appropriate title: “Amok Time.”
… is when the Supreme Court decides that Nurse Chapel embodies the fusion of Obamacare with religion. And ain’t nobody gonna live long nor prosper.
…is when Spock comes out in favor of gay marriage.
As the Enterprise approached the First Lady, Sulu said, ‘That’s no Moon….’
Sulu telling Spock, “If I told you that you had a celestial body would you hold it against me?”
@Apostic – #22, I think you stole that line from a North Korean propaganda video. 😉
When Kirk ordered that the crew beam aboard the Klingon commander (played by Michelle Obama), Scotty replied “Ack, Jiiim, I dunna think the ship will take it”.
…was the “Two Minute Hate” session at the beginning.
…Captain Kirk kept seeing Joe Biden on the port nacelle with a shotgun, and nobody believed him.
Bones: “he’s dead, Jim”
Kirk: “perfect, collect the inheritance tax before the romulans get here”
Scotty: “I don’t think she can take any more!”
Kirk: “Uhura, don’t listen to him – you’ll take take every penny he’s got and more”
Spock: “that’s illogical”
Kirk: “yet that’s how we we do it; carry on zulu”
Uhuru: “they’re breaking up”
Kirk: ” tax each one individually, we’ll collect even more!”
…was when Admiral Obama said, “Warp Factor 16 Trillion” and Scotty said, “Captain!! She’s gonna blow. Jetison the pod! I’m gonna die anyway.”
Khan making a cameo and introducing us to his new ship with rich Corinthian leather.
…is when Captain Kirk leads everyone in a chant of “Yes We Khan”!
…getting Bloomberg and Rahm Emanuel to play Tribbles in the nude.
…was using a real black hole to shovel real money into as the best incentive to pay taxes.
…real life Borg Queen dis-assembly scene done by Nancy Pelosi (she accidentally farted).
…was a drunken Obama wearing lacy lingerie saying “Beam me up a Scottie, I’m hungry and horny and going where no Imam has gone before”.
… is their insistence on including a long description of how IRA deductions work in “The Roth of Khan.”
… is the way they add the word “social” to the security and engineering departments.
… is the way Biden plays with a holodeck, not a full one.
… is their obsession with the actor who plays Sulu: “Takei, Takei, Takei,” that’s all they ever say.
… is when Obama leaves the bridge and says “Mr. Reid, you have the con.”
…was when they realized they were on the “bridge to nowhere”.
… after the redshirt died there was 40 minutes of paperwork to figure out all the death taxes.
… the unexpected attack by the AMT
…when they realized dilithium crystal meth is a great power source, but that sure looks like a drug sniffing dog with those cops.
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