Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Newly-elected NRA President James Porter’s first act…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Newly-elected NRA President James Porter’s first act…
…uh, announce he’s pro-gun
…go hunting with Dick Cheney
Newly-Elected NRA President James Porter’s First Act… will be to return fire.
…take sights on shooting down any attack on the 2nd amendment gun rights.
…make a powerpoint add for congress with lots and lots of bullets in it.
…commission the printing of 4D guns, like a 3D gun, but won’t show up until you need it.
…reload
…propose a new law through Congress for the Obamagun, to provide guns to those that can’t afford them.
…is to blow a North Korean satellite out of space with his McMillan TAC-50 sniper rifle.
… will be followed by a 15-minute intermission, and an amazing second act.
… will be to greet the millions of new NRA members thanks to Obama.
… will be to form a truce, then alliance with the $&^#ing libertarian thieves.
… invite John Boehner to the Inaugural Bawl.
…will be to stand on the steps of the capital hold a rifle over his head and shout “from my cold dead hands!” a.k.a. Heston Style
…will be to order lunch, cause those meetings take FOREVER
…will be to tell the NRA membership “follow me if you want to live”
…will be to find the one gun shop in the US where all the ammo from the last 6 months has been mistakenly shipped to
… will be to revoke the membership of anyone who has ever taken gun advice from Biden.
… will be to pretend to come out of the closet, just so he can get Obama on the phone.
… will be to convince people he’s not a smooth bore.
… was to contact all police stations nationwide and arrange a gun buyback program.
…will be trying to find some gol-danged ammo.
… was to blame Bush for everything, appoint a whole bunch of czars to work around the NRA’s board, and head off for the first in a series of vacations and gold excursions. Apparently, he accidentally used Obama’s start-of-term checklist.
…was to stand at the podium and say, “‘scuse me while I whip this out!”
@20 — “gold” should be “golf”, of course. Typos are the baen if my existense.
Yell “YEEEEE HAWWWWW” while firing more bullets into the air than a hillbilly wedding.
… was to fire several rounds at a range target at the start of his first press conference. “I shoot first and answer questions later,” he told the media present.
…demand that the media start using the term “undocumented self defense device” instead of the current hate speech term “illegal gun”
…stated that the Obama administration causes more deaths annually than all the guns owned by Americans
…went to Mexico and took back Obama’s apology
@26: “…went to Mexico and took back Obama’s apology”
… at gunpoint.
…will be to proclaim, “Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges.”
…was the ceremonial return of Charlton Heston’s gun to his cold, dead hand.
…propose a new law through Congress for the Obamagun
So…bringing back the pink squirtgun, capgun or Derringer?
…will be to grab his crotch and scream in the general direction of D.C. “I’ve got your Terrorist List Right Here!”
. . . will be to ask all members to send their extra 7 round magazines to New York.
Newly-elected NRA President James Porter’s first act…
…was a cute trained dog with fluffy kittens.
…was to be sure the safety was on.
…was to demand that Obama meet him on the field of honor, his choice of weapons.
…was to shoot the first filthy hippie he saw.
…was to hand out free guns to everyone!
Stand in the NRA HQ and shout “This is Porter’s House now, baby!”…
Name all of Texas as his Sargent-at-arms…
Appoint Ted Nugent to write the official NRA anthem…”Come and get ’em , liberal pussies!”
…will consist of dancing horses and bears on unicycles. But just wait, the second act will be impressive.
was to give pissing-and-puking-on-command lessons to democrats.
…will be to organize a “get acquainted” snipe hunt for the President, V.P., Cabinet members and selected House and Senate representatives, to be held at an undisclosed desert location.
…was to make the liberals pee their knickers when he changed the name to National Rifle and Handgun Association.
…was to offer some guns ‘n’ ammo to our overseas consulate employees.
…was to state that he does not cling to his guns and religion, because as an American those things cling to him if he chooses to have them.
Create a proper version of an illegal alien act, which includes use of the Mexi-canon among other things.
… ought to be automatically granting lifetime membership to all schoolboys suspended from school for playing ‘Cowboys and Indians’ at recess.
@12 – Bacon to can of spam!
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…….will be to go golfing with the president. obama will use golf clubs Mr. Porter will use an AR 15. He’ll also provide the Depends the president will need through out the round. I wonder how long it will take for obama to actually get a golf ball to land on the green. I’ll bet Mr. Porter’s a good shot, but the balls will need to be painted orange for easier sighting.
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Pry Charlton Heston’s gun from his cold dead hands and raffle it off to NRA members.