It’s not a real place, It’s more of a composite situation, representative of several different Foreign Policy options. (All of which are the fault of his predecessor.)
Turns out the embassy had a HUGE carbon footprint – it’s a boon to the environment that it was razed.
The only people who dies were rich, white, christian men . . . who cares about them?
…hey, I can’t even handle a little oil spill…what did you expect?
…remember when Joe said at some point I’d do something that appears to be totally stupid but you’d have to trust me and support me anyway? this is another one of those.
he doesn’t speak Benghanese, so he didn’t understand their cries for help.
he never got the information because he was in the middle of a really rough par 3.
if he hadn’t had inherited hillary from a previous administration. he may have had some control and been able to lesson the affects of another scandal on his occupancy.
… Benghazi is just where the State Department decided to save on four salaries. So see, we were being responsible you Right-Wingers. Just like you keep saying.
…is that only a racist, sexist homophobe would think he didn’t do all that was possible and all those racist, sexist homophobes will be audited on the instructions of a low level staffer in Cinicinnati.
“I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!”
…blames Christianity: the Burning Bush lied so people died.
…is that Stevens is still in charge there but he now is known as the ain’tbassador.
…is that it was the result of a video of a camel being attacked by a white devil from America but was really just that old Hillary sex tape that her and Bill made.
YGDFT!YLTATSOTE!
…was that he got it mixed up with Ben-Gay
…is that the IRS could’ve stopped the attacks with a well placed audit.
…that happened a long long time ago… wasn’t that during the Bush Administration?
Obama’s latest dubious claim about Benghazi…
…pretty much par for the course.
…is he thought it was that nice jewish guy from, you know, that jewish place.
…if Susan Rice had just lied better no one would be squawking about this.
It’s not a real place, It’s more of a composite situation, representative of several different Foreign Policy options. (All of which are the fault of his predecessor.)
Turns out the embassy had a HUGE carbon footprint – it’s a boon to the environment that it was razed.
The only people who dies were rich, white, christian men . . . who cares about them?
Obama’s latest dubious claim about Benghazi…
…is that it’s not even in Libya! Google it!
…that it really was Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick.
…Jay Carney made the whole thing up.
…was a secret operation started during the Bush Administration… Bush 41.
…never happened, prove me wrong.
…was immediately seized upon by the independent press as the final, totally absolutely, last word of the whole truth.
…it’s Bush’s fault. Again.
…it’s Bush’s fault.
…it was actually caused by those GDLT’s
…it’s a vast right-wing conspiracy
…bengazim??? I don’t even know’im!!
…why are you so curious? It’s not right for you as a citizen to question the great leader.
…is that he plans to have a golfing vacation there in the near futuure.
…was that the 57th state of Benghazi was in the jurisdiction of the United States, and therefore could not be attacked by the militar
…Why does it matter?
…I claim all responsibility for the deaths caused by this attack, but it wasn’t my fault.
…hillary had 3:00 am duty that week
…hey, I can’t even handle a little oil spill…what did you expect?
…remember when Joe said at some point I’d do something that appears to be totally stupid but you’d have to trust me and support me anyway? this is another one of those.
…was that the dog ate the breifing notes. And someone ate the dog…
Obama’s latest dubious claim about Benghazi…
…it won’t raise the deficit.
…Siskel and Ebert gave the movie treatment “two thumbs up”.
…4 out of 5 doctor’s recommend it for lower back pain.
…the movie responsible wasn’t “Mohammed” but “Gigli”.
…is that the Arabs have confused it with Ben Gazzara.
…was actual the revenge of the Amazonian Guaard.
…he needed a good night’s rest for his vegas fund raising trip the next day. oops, the truth just sort of slipped out.
…look, let me be clear…there are going to be bumps on the road in the Arab Spring.
Obama’s latest dubious claim about Benghazi…
…anyone doubting his story will be hearing from the IRS.
Obama’s latest dubious claim about Benghazi…
…blamed Punxsutawney Phil for the failure of the Arab Spring.
Obama’s latest dubious claim about Benghazi…
…blamed Punxsutawney Phil for the failure of the Arab Spring.
Damn Bill Murray!
Obama’s latest dubious claim about Benghazi…
…That happened during the last administration… no, wait.
…We are the people we are waiting for.
…See what happens with the sequester?
Obama’s latest dubious claim about Benghazi…
…those killers will be brought to justice! Or given Amnesty and access to healthcare we are still waiting on the focus group polling there.
…is that Republicans are seizing on it to distract from the immigration issue and continue their war on women.
…is that it was caused by Global Warming.
Obama’s latest dubious claim about Benghazi…
…is that the Knights Templar may be to blame, or possibly some Low Level bureaucrats from Cincinnati.
he doesn’t speak Benghanese, so he didn’t understand their cries for help.
he never got the information because he was in the middle of a really rough par 3.
if he hadn’t had inherited hillary from a previous administration. he may have had some control and been able to lesson the affects of another scandal on his occupancy.
Obama’s latest dubious claim about Benghazi…
“We dishonor them when we turn things like this into a political circus..” Giving the “Stand down” order and letting them die, now that’s Honorable.
… Benghazi is just where the State Department decided to save on four salaries. So see, we were being responsible you Right-Wingers. Just like you keep saying.
…is that only a racist, sexist homophobe would think he didn’t do all that was possible and all those racist, sexist homophobes will be audited on the instructions of a low level staffer in Cinicinnati.
is that “This is a political circus.” OK, then. Spot the clown.
… is: “Um, this was just a local crime story — will that work again?”
… is: “I think we can all agree that the off-duty Navy SEALS acted stupidly.”
…Mommy, Mommy, I cried all day yesterday thinking about you on Mothers Day and now they hit me with this. :'(
…is that it could have been avoided if they only had a double-barrel shotgun.
…the closest drone in the area was John Carey.
…it was a riot that was incited by a cute kitten video.
…is that happened SOOOO long ago, it’s really just a myth.
Obama’s latest dubious claim about Benghazi…
“There’s no there there,” Obama said. Which is stupid because that’s Oakland not Bengazhi.
…is that Frank’s baby would be born by now if it weren’t for all the Republican grandstanding in Congress and that damn anti-Islamic video.
…guess I picked the wrong week to quit smoking
…oh!!!! I thought they said “Ben’s Gaza”….and we all know how I feel about Netanyahu and Gaza.
…man….I was sooooooo baked.
Hillary was too busy investigating Ben’s brother, WaGhazi
…provoked Bagdad Bob to comment “and y’all didn’t believe ME?!?!”
…they tricked us… they’d built a giant wood badger.
“I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!”
“…pardon me… I think you’ve mistaken me for someone that cares.”
Obama’s latest dubious claim about Benghazi…
…honestly, Bill Clinton told me she was 18.
…who’s got two thumbs and is responsible for more deaths than 99.99% of all privately owned guns? [points both thumbs back at himself] THIS guy!
…”diplomatic immunity!”
…I got nuthin….honestly, I thought Romney would be taking the blame for this one.
Confused Benghazi with Ben Kingsley and figured Tony Stark had it covered so there was no need to send US troops.
…this 24 hour a day watch for frank j’s kid distracted me. what do you mean, i’m off by seven months?
Obama’s latest dubious claim about Benghazi…
…is whatever the teleprompters tell him.
…begins with, “I the immortal words of this country’s first white president, I cannot tell a lie.” Long pause….. “Hillary did it”.
…blames Christianity: the Burning Bush lied so people died.
…is that Stevens is still in charge there but he now is known as the ain’tbassador.
…is that it was the result of a video of a camel being attacked by a white devil from America but was really just that old Hillary sex tape that her and Bill made.
“I loved him in Ghandi”…
…sounds a lot less dubious after you smoke a couple of doobies.
…is the opposite of the usual Democrat BS. This you have to find out what’s in it, then pass it and after that you swallow it.
…he was too busy compiling an audit list for the IRS to have time to be involved in this.
…he was too busy having sex with a fat intern to have anything to do with this…not too late for that…right?
If I had a son, he would look like Benghazi..
At the Punahou school, they taught us “Hooked on Phonics”. So is it Ben-fazi because of the “gh” thing? or is the “gh” silent?
@1 – Benghazi Bacon to Rodney Dill!
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It is not a question of obama’s dubious claim any more , but rather where is the bus, and who is being thrown underneath.
……..he didn’t want to give up any of the bacon he won from Harvey.
…It’s where he met his wife… Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Obama’s latest dubious claim about Benghazi..…was dubious!
“It’s Honey Boo Boo’s fault.”
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