Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Russia has developed a new “killer robot“. President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Russia has developed a new “killer robot“. President Obama…
had dubbed it YGDFT!YLTATSOTE
…doesn’t know anything about this, unless it is stopped from attacking Americans, in which case President Obama had full control of the operation.
Russia has developed a new “killer robot“. President Obama…
…has sued on behalf of Michelle for copyright infringement.
…was extremely jealous.
…immediately hired it for “Special duties” at the IRS.
… said that he managed to score some killer weed.
Russia has developed a new “killer robot“. President Obama…
…was unimpressed saying, “the AlGore model still works just fine.”
Actually, That Has A Better Ring To It Than “Gort” Bacon to walruskkkch!
http://tinyurl.com/YGDFTYLTATSOTE
…sent Joe “Rock’em Sock’em” Biden to investigate.
Russia has developed a new “killer robot“. President Obama…
…said, “Damn! I haven’t even mastered the Twist yet.”
…asked, “Does it have a restart button?”
…immediately put it on Joe Biden’s Christmas toy list.
…asked Putin if it came with Frickken laserbeams.
…inquired discreetly when the “female” version would be coming out.
@6 Gort! Klaatu barack nikto!
…bowed.
…has developed a new killer golf swing.
…has signed it up for DWTS with the wookie.
Russia has developed a new “killer robot“. President Obama…
…said it came in a package labeled “From Russia, with love”.
…asked “how’s it’s golf game?”
…immediately gave it Amnesty and access to healthcare.
…is having it audited by the IRS.
@9: Or, Klaatu barack nikita khruschev!
…ordered a dozen to be paratroopers from his drones.
… took it out with a drone.
…still hasn’t figured out his erector set.
… registered it to vote in Chicago.
…questioned whether the 3 Law of Robotics were constitutional.
Russia has developed a new “killer robot“. President Obama…
…was lucky though, given Russian Melancholia, they named it Marvin.
… accused Russia of hiding its money overseas to avoid taxation by the IRS.
…referred to it as a “Monstrous Mechanized Misguided Moron”, a “Clod-like Collection of Condensers”, and a “Tyrannical Tin Plate”.
…assigned Optimus Kerry to negotiate with it.
…asked Hillary if it had a RESET button
…said “Big deal. We made a killer robot the Governor of Califormia.”
…has authorized fully automated ROBOTOX treatments for Nancy Pelosi.
…whacked it with his teleprompter.
Russia has developed a new “killer robot“. President Obama…
…screamed, “DANGER! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! DANGER!”
…is till trying to figure out why Harry Reid keeps saying, “oil can….. oil can….. oil can…..”
…blamed Bush.
…countered with Joe Biden’s drawings of dinosaurs mounted with rocket launchers.
…has some killer app suggestions for it.
DVD player is still flashing “12:00”
Russia has developed a new “killer robot“. President Obama…
…declared technology racist, then hit the links.
. . . , under the impression that the report said killer rabbit, has contacted Jimmy Carter for advice.
Challenged Putin to a little game of one-on-one. If Obama wins he gets the robot. If Putin wins, he gets our nuclear launch codes ‘n stuff.
…said, “We got one of those too! Max, show Hymie in!”
@ 37.FredKey says:
May 22nd, 2013 at 1:40 pm
Does Hymie transform into a teleprompter?
Russia has developed a new “killer robot“, President Obama.
@36: it had better not come down to free throw shooting, or we’re radioactive toast.
Russia has developed a new “killer robot“. President Obama…
… could only reply “domo arigato Mr roboto”
Russia has developed a new “killer robot“. President Obama…
…asked, “Does it come pre-programmed to accept my commands? Like the press.”
Russia has developed a new “killer robot“. President Obama…
…replied that Russia will never be allowed to have a killer robot then deferred to the UN to impose sanctions.
…said, “Oh yeah? Well we have Tony Stark. He’s Iron Man. (with hand over microphone) Huh? That’s not real?”
…did the robot dance while saying, “Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto! Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!”
. . . thought it was the Return of Romney, and went right back to the campaign trail.
. . . voted present.
. . . declared “If I had a robot, it’d look just like Russia’s”.
…. told them they didn’t build it.
…. claimed he knew nothing about it but that a lower-level beaurcrat was involved.
…thought to himself, “maybe now I can get everyone to call me detective spooner.”
…tweeted “that’s what jay carney was supposed to be. didn’t work out so well.”
…told putin: “I said to name it the HELPER robot! now how am I going to get it a job at the IRS?!”
Russia has developed a new “killer robot“. President Obama…
…yelled, “Gigantorovich!”
Russia has developed a new “killer robot“. President Obama…
…stated his strong guarantee that “Robotic-Americans” will not be left behind in the New World Order.
Russia has developed a new “killer robot“. President Obama… was in Vegas on a Fund Raising jaunt leaving Biden in charge. Biden scared away the killer robot by stepping out on the balcony and shooting his shotgun into the air.
…has developed a killer robot dance.
…watched reruns of Buck Rodgers in the 25th century to see if he should care
…has developed a killer putting stroke
…declared they built it in response to a YouTube video and outlawed netflix
…thought that it was the coolest looking Roomba he’d ever seen and looked for one in Skymall
… got the robot an Obamaphone
…sent Dennis Rodman to talk to Putin about it, since Rodman would get into the Kremlin, while Kerry….not so much
…said ‘click, click, click, beep beep boop – initiate response 442-76 begin exit coverup routine 2-113-090″ and then ran away with smoke coming from his ears. Does kinda explain the last 6 years though…
…said “Yeah, but it’s hard to look smug when you tell your remorseless and tireless killing machine to hold your umbrella and it’s just a machine”.
…will try any killer robots in our court system, most likely a circuit court.
…asked Congress to pass a death by robot tax.
…cried, “Hasta la vista, baby,” and ran away.
Nobody knows why they named it Barack Obama
Russia has developed a new “killer robot“. President Obama was heard to say, “Pikers, my killer robots fly!”
Has already bowed to it, apologized to it, and sent it $140 billion dollars in advanced American weaponry.
Sent Inspector Gadget to investigate and report.
… claims no knowledge of it despite his recent joining of Android Lovers Anonymous.
… gave it a free ride at UMass Dartmouth and an EBT card.
… ran in circles around a lawn sprinkler, like in that Bugs Bunny cartoon, hoping it would follow him. (It didn’t work.)
said, “If I had a son….”
Russia has developed a new “killer robot“. President Obama…
…said, “Look, it’s Twiki!”
… made the White House a killer-robot-free zone.
… only has a molesting Muppet.
… said, “AI? My two favorite words!”
… said, “Nanotechnology? Oh! We were developing nannytechnology.”
……has named it Ahmed and now he has a son who looks just like whoever is in the news that day.
…. sent it back in time to kill John Connor. Sadly, it had Joe Biden’s body and did the whole time travel naked thing.
… assumed they meant those job-killing ATMs.
…. asked Russia if the robot is available to hold umbrellas for him.
has Pelosi.
… admitted that, but denied that Moochelle was the subject.
Russia has developed a new “killer robot“. President Obama…
…pointed him in the direction of Will Smith then quietly left the room.
Russia has developed a new “killer robot“. President Obama…
was interrupted when John Kerry stood up, saluted and said, “Reporting for duty”.
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I know it’s late, but I needed to leave some bacon for this:
Apostic says:
May 22nd, 2013 at 12:34 pm
…assigned Optimus Kerry to negotiate with it.