Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After learning of the NSA’s spying program, China…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After learning of the NSA’s spying program, China…
After learning of the NSA’s spying program, China…
…said “We gotta get us one of these babies!”
After learning of the NSA’s spying program, China…
…offered Obama some “Pro” tips he might have missed.
…Smiled quietly to itself.
said, ‘Government spying on its citizens?… holy crap… now the U.S. is stealing our original ideas.”
…firewalled their repository for dog recipes.
…responded… If ya get caught, you’re doin’ it wrong.
After learning of the NSA’s spying program, China…
…shot a few dissidents, just to remind themselves who is #1.
After learning of the NSA’s spying program, China…
…sued America for copyright infringement.
responded, “(Pbbbt)… Amateurs!”
…starting an outsourcing activity claiming they could spy on American’s for a tenth the cost.
After learning of the NSA’s spying program, China…
…fell rolling on the floor and started laughing their asses off.
…now only had to spy on the NSA to spy on all Americans.
After learning of the NSA’s spying program, China…
…said “Hey we are watching your citizens too, wanna split the check?”
…said “Those Americans….very inscrutaber.”
…said “Inconceivaber”
…started adding more ricin to their rice exports. 🙁
After learning of the NSA’s spying program, China…
…suggested Crelm toothpaste.
After learning of the NSA’s spying program, China…
…just sat there and did nothing, being a geographic location.
After learning of the NSA’s spying program, China…
…came out with a knock-off at a third the cost.
After learning of the NSA’s spying program, China…
…sang,
I know this pain
Why do lock yourself up in these chains?
No one can change your life except for you
Don’t ever let anyone step all over you
Just open your heart and your mind
Is it really fair to feel this way inside?
Oh, I thought you meant Chynna. My bad.
After learning of the NSA’s spying program, China…
…said “Hey, come here. Kill the frelling sledgeknots. And kill their mothers, too. An-and if you can kill ’em slowly, do it.” Oops, I thought you meant Chiana.
…said, “Quickly as you can snatch the pueblo from my hand.”
moderation?
After Learning of the NSA’s Spying Program, China…
…ha ha, you mericans so kwazy!
…started allowing only .75 children per family
…Rick-Rolled Obama. To which Obama replied, “Ha Ha, Dang y’all got me again! (via teleprompter)”
After Learning of the NSA’s Spying Program, China…Asked what took you so rong?
After Learning of the NSA’s Spying Program, China…shut the Hell up and DIDN’T DO A DAMN THING because PRESIDENT Obama is doing a BETTER JOB than BUSHITLER in KEEPING AMERICA SAFE!!!
…said their president wasn’t too keen on it, because “He’s already got one, you see.”
…was amused at the idea of storing data on citizens, they just store the citizens in China.
…wondered if it worked better than listening to Lily Tomlin’s reports (She has been working undercover as a spy named Ernestine).
…were able via people’s webcams to judge their lack of outrage.
…felt better about not buying the extended warranty on Obama but had the return policy checked at Puppets-R-Us anyway. Next Democrat will definitely be rent to own.
Laughed at the NSA’s feeble attempts since they’ve been planting spyware in our iPhones and computer motherboards for years.
…wasn’t surprised, they sold the NSA the equipment in the first place.
Oh, Janeane, you’re SO funny!
… said, “Destroying privacy to “protect freedom”? That’s, like, Tao-talitarianism!”
… said, “Obama’s been a little too much into the Mao-y Wowie.”
After learning of the NSA’s spying program, China…
…wondered if there might be a bug in Android Obama, he was supposed to be more subtle.
After learning of the NSA’s spying program, China…
…baked Obama some Fortune Cookies!
After learning of the NSA’s spying program, China…
…said, “Me so horny, love you long time.”
said “This is news. We’ve been doing it for years”
said, “We talked to Barry and he said the people at NSA acted stupidly”
… demanded Obambi give them their money back.
After learning of the NSA’s spying program, China…
…raised it’s collective eyebrow in confusion and asked, “Didn’t you guys elect a President in 2008 that was against this shiat?”
raffed.
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