Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The price of gold tumbled to a 3-year low. Also rapidly losing value…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The price of gold tumbled to a 3-year low. Also rapidly losing value…
…: American citizenship.
The price of gold tumbled to a 3-year low. Also rapidly losing value…
…David Price
…marriage.
The price of gold tumbled to a 3-year low. Also rapidly losing value…
…a Politician’s word, if it ever had any.
The price of gold tumbled to a 3-year low. Also rapidly losing value…
…peace of mind.
…Alec Baldwin’s TweetDeck.
…the YGDFT!YLTATSOTE meme.
The price of gold tumbled to a 3-year low. Also rapidly losing value…
…Trayvon Martin as victim.
…Obama’s Halo.
The price of gold tumbled to a 3-year low. Also rapidly losing value…
…my paycheck.
…unicorn farts.
…the integrity of the free press.
…the American Dream.
…”Travon was Murdered” merchandise.
The price of gold tumbled to a 3-year low. Also rapidly losing value…
…the Fifth Amendment. [Lois Lerner, come on down! You are the next witness on the NEW IRS scandal hearings]
Ricin
…any Twinkies you stashed away last year.
…Mr. T’s jewelry collection. (Possible headline: Price of gold tumbles. Mr. T hardest hit.)
…Rubio as anything but a water drinker.
… the value of Snowden’s life insurance policy.
. . . Spanish textbooks on learning English.
Obama-Biden 2012 bumper stickers.
… cookies. It’s a sad fact, but the exchange rates are against them.
… “Rubio 2016” merchandise.
…America’s credibility abroad.
…Bond, Muni Bond.
…global warming futures.
…blaming Bush for everything.
The price of gold tumbled to a 3-year low. Also rapidly losing value…
All those Obama commemorative plates [ASOTV] even if you still have those certificates of authenticity.
The Republican party
Snarky comments on huffpoo
working
The price of gold tumbled to a 3-year low. Also rapidly losing value…
…3 year lows.
…those paranoia-ridden commercials urging everyone to buy gold.
…the trillion dollar coin
…the American vote
…employee benefits
…an honest day’s work
…American exceptionalism
…non-profit organization status
…privacy policies
…areas with excellent cell phone coverage
our republic.
…all merchandise not containing any of the true precious metals–brass and lead.
Bacon to #25!!
…Obambi’s approval ratings.
…my carbon credit investment portfolio.
…public school over lead paint chips as a career builder.
…Nelson Mandela in round two going to the Pistons.
…the under on PrezBo telling the truth about anything in eight years.
The Trillion dollar coin.
…my sperm collection
…the paper that the gold is printed on.
…talking Obama out of subsidies for a windmill powered high speed intercontinental railroad, because he has a patent for putting diapers on a caboose.
…being the last of the Mohicans to not own a casino.
…a rolling doughnut being the one thing your neighbors kid hasn’t hooked up with yet and posted online.
… passwords.
… anti-spyware.
… “I’m a NASA scientist” as a statement to impress people with.
… diplomas.
…. especially journalism degrees.
… “I Finished The Boston Marathon” t-shirts. (Too soon?)
… that screenplay that’s been kicking around your house for turning “Spider-Man” into a motion picture.
… The remaining eight weeks of your “Macarena” instructional boot camp.
Mick Jagger’s credibility as a:
young
establishment outsider
who can’t get girls.
Hey, folks:
Meh; we have a troll.
(Expect a lot more of these as their desperation grows.)
In an older (June 19th) thread (so people wouldn’t immediately react to it, I guess) “Four Painfully Accurate Paragraphs About Barack Obama,”
11. smrstrauss says:
June 28th, 2013 at 5:52 pm
The question was “Have you ever heard Obama speak lovingly of the U.S. or its people?”
The answer is, of course, YES.
Here is some of the text of the speech Obama delivered to the 1984 Democratic Convention:
“Tonight, we gather to affirm the greatness of our nation, not because of the height of our skyscrapers, or the power of our military, or the size of our economy. Our pride is based on a very simple premise, summed up in a declaration made over two hundred years ago, “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal. That they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights. That among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.”
(A) That conservative rag, The Washington Post, claims this speech was given in 2004, not 1984. But I believe the troll’s research.
(B) Obama proceeded to delete the words “by their Creator” on two separate occasions thereafter. That makes me suspicious.
(C) He was lying when he said every word.
(D) One questions the courage of conviction of someone who trolls week-old comments just to get their licks in and disappear forever.
(E) No, two question it.
is the expectation of having a nice retirement, without buying a lot more ammo.
The price of gold tumbled to a 3-year low. Also rapidly losing value…
RANDOM, excessive capitalization BY CRAZY left wing TROLLS.
@44:
Heh!
The price of gold tumbled to a 3-year low. Also rapidly losing value…
…is most everything except appropriate Songs.
Cheap is small and not too steep
But best of all cheap is cheap
Circumstance has forced my hand
To be a cut price person in a low budget land
Times are hard but we’ll all survive
I just got to learn to economize
I’m on a low budget
I’m on a low budget
I’m not cheap, you understand
I’m just a cut price person in a low budget land
Excuse my shoes they don’t quite fit
They’re a special offer and they hurt me a bit
Even my trousers are giving me pain
They were reduced in a sale so I shouldn’t complain
They squeeze me so tight so I can’t take no more
They’re size 28 but I take 34
I’m on a low budget
What did you say
I’m on a low budget
I thought you said that
I’m on a low budget
I’m a cut price person in a low budget land
I’m shopping at Woolworth and low discount stores
I’m dropping my standards so that I can buy more
[Quality costs, but quality wastes,
So I’m giving up all of my expensive tastes.
Caviar and champagne are definite no’s,
I’m acquiring a taste for brown ale and cod roes ]
Low budget sure keeps me on my toes
I count every penny and I watch where it goes
We’re all on our uppers we’re all going skint
I used to smoke cigars but now I suck polo mints
I’m on a low budget
What did you say
Yea I’m on a low budget
I thought you said that
I’m on a low budget
I’m a cut price person in a low budget land
I’m on a low budget
Low budget
Low budget
Art takes time, time is money
Money’s scarce and that ain’t funny
Millionaires are things of the past
We’re in a low budget film where nothing can last
Money’s rare there’s none to be found
So don’t think I’m tight if I don’t buy a round
I’m on a low budget
What did you say
Yes I’m on a low budget
I thought you said that
I’m on a low budget
I’m a cut price person in a low budget land
I’m on a low budget
Say it again
Low budget
One more time
Low budget
And: “Red Solo Cup” …
…Joe Biden’s gold coin collection. -He keeps eating the chocolate inside.
1600 Pennsylvania ave.
@46 walrus, you seem to enjoy a WIDE range of musical styles 😛 The Kinks?
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