Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The real cause of the California wildfires…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The real cause of the California wildfires…
…Bob Beckel had Mexican food for lunch.
The real cause of the California wildfires…
…those GDFT!
The real cause of the California wildfires…
…low level employees in Cincinnati.
…inflammatory YouTube videos.
The real cause was Joe Biden constantly shooting his shotgun through the front door.
…too many jalapenos on a Carl Jr. burger.
… is the sequester. Duh…!
… is Booooooosh!!11!!11!!
The real cause of the California wildfires…
…the flames of passion between Michelle and Barack.
…not enough government spending.
…unregulated sales at Fire shows.
…Burning Bush!
…is Joe Biden singing “♬ YGDFT!YLTATSOTE! &9836;”
…is Joe Biden singing “♬ Wildfire &9836;”
…sequester? Or is that over now?
…what difference, at this point, does it make?
…is Joe Biden singing “♬ YGDFT!YLTATSOTE! ♬”
…is Joe Biden singing “♬ Wildfire ♬”
…Joe Biden shooting at Oompa Loompa’s with his shotgun.
…Al Gore turned on all his lights.
Carpeleh’s Winnebago backfired as he was on his way to San Berdoo.
ROUSes and the subsequent increase in the occurance of fireswamps.
…bush.
Only You Libertarians Can Prevent Forest Fires Bacon to walruskkkch!
http://tinyurl.com/YGDFTYLTATSOTE
Republicans and racism. Duh.
@10
Makes more sense for Biden to sing random numbers.
…out of control drone strikes.
The real cause of the California wildfires…
…not enough bacon in the frying pan.
…the friction created by the remaining CA Republicans.
…the very concept of “fire” which must eradicated at all costs.
….burning ducks.
♫
Be kind to your web footed friends, cause a duck may put out your next fire,
be kind to those bears with the feet, ’cause those burning ducks are hard to beat.
♫
(about a minute in to ‘Stars and Stripes Forever’)
Anthony Weiner attending the Fulsom Street Fair.
Obama finally fell for that ‘Pull My Finger’ gag from Joe Biden.
Is a Keynsian attempt to raise employment numbers. (Talk about “Shovel Ready”.
…Obama, of course. (Liar liar, pants on fire)
…rubbing two Boy Scouts together.
…incendiary comments by Pelosi, Waxman, Streisand, Damon et al.
…: Sofia Vergara.
…heat from the friction generated by so many taxpayers leaving
…Jerry Brown is setting fires in hopes of collecting insurance money and paying off the state’s debts
…Jerry Brown is setting fires in hopes of getting more Federal money
…too many flamers…or if you prefer….it’s what happens when you rub two sticks together
…it’s part of their “see? Hell isn’t so bad” campaign
Obama…. God missed.
…because even plant life would rather be dead than live in California
…improperly displayed “fire-free zone” signs.
all of the pants set on fire between the LA Mayoral race.
Democrat politicians burning the reported surplus so they can still confiscate what little wealth remains.
The real cause of the California wildfires…
…lack of a mandatory waiting period for the acquisition of fire.
…I blame Mexico for letting us take California in the first place, Damn Mexicans.
…Chris Matthews was wearing polyester pants and got a really bad (or good?) leg tingle…
…The wrath of God correcting the mistake that is California
…a chemistry teacher with cancer was cooking some meth when a couple hoodlum types showed up, one of which tossed a cigarette out the RV window. Heisenberg isn’t retired, he just moved to CA
…the crying tree hugging hippies passed out and their campfire spread into the surrounding forest. Also, they discovered the meaning of irony
…someone was grabbing rabbits, rubbing them against their pants really fast to build up a good charge and sticking them on trees, when one sparked….
…is…I don’t know, but somehow it will result in a IRS audit of a conservative and 20 more pages in Obamacare
… too many people burning Obama in effigy.
… formerly working people trying to keep warm at night.
… the sparks when Big Sis, Janet Reno and Moochelle Obama get together.
…Prometheus has returned
…Prometheus has returned.
…Mexican’s are using flammable giant wooden badgers to sneak across the border.
The real cause of the California wildfires…
…Mel Gibson’s flaming hot rage.
…they set themselves on fire when they realized that we still have 3 1/2 more years of Obama.
…California’s budget crises prevented the installation of the “No Wildfire Zone” signs
…because Kamala Harris really is that hot
The real cause of the California wildfires…
…global warming
…Iran’s nuclear weapons program
…God’s judgement on the blue state
…a bum scratched his butt and started a grease fire. Next thing you know, it’s a conflagration and there goes the neighborhood.
…not enough water
…too many liberals
…mother nature reclaiming what is rightfully hers
…doesn’t matter. What matters is how can liberals take advantage of it to push their agenda.
…the state’s check printing machine burst into flames because it was never designed to print so many so fast.
…The self destruct feature that Reagan had installed on the state’s check printing machine in case it fell into enemy hands got triggered.
The real cause of the California wildfires…
…the last hamster powering the State’s economy died.
…one toke over the line…
…the “Big One” is running a little late.
…one too many low riders.
…the Red Chinese found the plans for Japanese balloon bombs and they’re sending them in droves….,with Black Cat Firecrackers, and two fortune cookies attached as a bonus…..
…My Jiffy Pop overheated, and it’s apparent I don’t care one whit……….
…Ahhnold Schvartzenegger found another scullery maid to rub-up-against, and we see the results…..
…CallyFornians tried to find something that makes ‘all things equal’ and this was the result…..
…The Black Panthers, Edition 3.0, were/was trying out their old-made-new slogan and it didn’t go well at all…
(see :Burn-Baby…burn…)
…this is Mexico’s plan to get Cally back. Who wants a burned -out, desolate plain…?
…this is Justin Bieber kidding around, just being the D B he was born to be………..
The real cause of the California wildfires…
…Mrs. Enid Billingsly 145 Clearview Terrace, Encino, CA.
Joe Biden, playing with matches. Again.
the devil begins to collect his own
Mrs. O’Leary gathered her cow and moved to California from Chicago.
…thermodynamics demanded that the interface energy (gamma*) between southern California and reality had to be dissipated or southern California was going to plunge into its own dimension (viz., it would otherwise no longer wet the surface of reality and would be in its own bubble); kinetics demanded that the energy be dissipated now.
blarg @43–High five!
Turns out that “flaming @$$hole” is more than just a figure of speech.
Caused by too much hot air out of Sacramento.
…can’t seem to come up with anything but flamer punchlines for this one so I’ll skip it.
. . . Democrats trying to distract people from California’s problems, because they (the Democrats) have super-majorities in both houses of the state legislature and therefore can’t blame Republicans
…is, hell, I don’t know, tornadoes in the midwest?
I really like CCO’s technical explanation, however, because that’s how I roll today.
…the preponderance of marijuana growers that want money in exchange for their crop. (Don’t Bogart that Alameda County, Dude)
…well, their state motto is, “We want to be the Detroit of the West, on bigger”.
…is the Army Corps of Engineers making one last attempt to thaw out Nancey Pelosi’s face.
…would be Michael Moore, S’mores, and cheap Mexican labor.
…is too few Harvey/Basil/Kelns telling that fire to “Get off my lawn”.
…is simply that California is going to lose that bet it made in 1973 that it would outlive Keith Richards.
The real cause of the California wildfires…
…depends if they have to be spun by the MSM in either a Pro Democrat/Liberal direction or an Anti Republican/conservative manner.
… San Francisco’s Gay Pride got out of control and some of its Flamers…
The real cause of the California wildfires…
will, no doubt, be blamed by Carpenter on a cabal of satanic-Libertarians with astral-projecting anti-gay congregants of the Westboro Baptist Church who plotted to destroy, once and for all, the recording career of John Davidson by setting the remaining Capitol Records 8-Track and vynil stock alight in a field just outside of Pomona.
The real cause of the California wildfires…
some good blow, 5 bottles of Tequila, several left-handed Tijuana under age lady-boys and a misplaced Hookah.
According to fienstien , we are all supposed to have flamethrowers and grenade or missile launchers. So some target practice is needed
Spicoli and Jerry Brown lighting farts
Doesn’t Algore live there now or is he still in TN?
Guys like me lighting their farts out in the open. Oh, yeah, sorry I set California on fire with my fart lighting antics. Of course, if you repeat that to anyone, I’ll deny it and sue you for defecation of character.
@56. Thanks Jimmy.
…Rosie O’Donnell’s thighs rubbing together as she was running to drink a pool of bacon grease. Naturally, the sparks caused the grease to ignite.
California is America’s flaming a-hole
All the liberals ignored the most recent recall for that their hybrid car batteries may spontaneously combust and cause a fire. Whoops! so much for protecting the environment.
Lesbian crickets.
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