[High Praise! to James for the suggestion]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Kathleen Sebelius said that Sharknado injuries would be covered under Obamacare. Also covered…
[High Praise! to James for the suggestion]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Kathleen Sebelius said that Sharknado injuries would be covered under Obamacare. Also covered…
….mental anguish caused by stupid things said by Kathleen Sebelius.
Kathleen Sebelius said that Sharknado injuries would be covered under Obamacare. Also covered…
injuries resulting from plunging sheep.
Kathleen Sebelius said that Sharknado injuries would be covered under Obamacare. Also covered…
would be the human victims of sharknadoes, what? You didn’t think she wasn’t talking about the sharks now, did you?
… psychiatric counseling for having to suffer through SyFy programming.
…injuries suffered from the sequel, Taratulanche.
…hand injuries from punching computer because Adobe flash just asked to be updated again.
…injuries caused by the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, high information Obama supporters….
..any injuries resulting from in mixture of tweeting and rioting simultaneously.
… preexisKing Kongditions.
…and smashing your head against desk when you add an extra unnecessary word in a sentence. doh
…the butts of all the companies who donated to Obama’s campaign and got exemptions.
… the heartbreak of Carnisaur-iosis.
… damage from Antlericanes.
…injuries sustained when a cow falls through the roof onto your bed. obamacare will cover it like everything else: you die waiting to be seen.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23303998
…frostbite due to Global Warming, and heat stroke from the coming Ice Age.
…cursive induced arthritis.
… mental health services for defense attorneys who are, in the opinion of Trayvon Martin’s girlfriend, “retarded.”
… injuries from Psych-Clones.
… Appendage-citis.
Kathleen Sebelius said that Sharknado injuries would be covered under Obamacare. Also covered…
Everyone in the world who haven’t had the opportunity to come to America as undocumented future Democrats. Yet.
…loss of hope and change
Kathleen Sebelius said that Sharknado injuries would be covered under Obamacare. Also covered…
All injuries related to the actual events of
1) The Day After
2) Inconvenient Truth
3) Ashes to Honey
4) Butterfly
5) Clouds of smoke
6) Crude
7) Delicate Balance
8) Eco-Pirate
9) Food Inc.
10) Future of Food
11) Sharkwater
12) Ultimate Tornado
13) Vanishing of the Bees
14) Who killed the electric car?
15) Any movie with a liberal agenda and/or world view.
@14 Springeraz speculated as to the cause of his unfortunate accident here, Cookie.
http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2013/07/just-asking.html
I guess the Cow over the Moon shot was a failure.
Re 23.walruskkkch says:
July 15th, 2013 at 1:02 pm
Birdy, birdy on the sky,
Why you do-do in my eye?
Me no worry. Me no cry.
Me just glad a cow can’t fly.
– Traditional
…any injury resulting from flying in a plane with any flight crew member named: Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, or Bang Ding Ow.
Jackalope injuries
…being a liberal who truly is colorblind, requiring retroactive knee jerk reactions.
…lobotomies for people who don’t make an O face when they say Obama.
…Jackson-Sharptonnado injuries when race hustlers get their undies in a twist circling the blood in the liberal waters.
. . . anything that can be covered up; Sebelius is good at cover-ups.
… Piranhaphylactic shock.
… spin doctor visits.
“Kathleen Sebelius said that Sharknado injuries would be covered under Obamacare. Also covered…
all swellings or lumps in the vicinity of the wallet will be excised free of charge (Just pay for shipping and handling!).
… placeBOs: do-nothing stimulants to ‘cure’ persistent depression.
@32 I thought that meant Dog take-out.
…Tatooine removal for the Star Trek converted geeks.
Kathleen Sebelius said that Sharknado injuries would be covered under Obamacare. Also covered…
…would depend on the definition of the word “be”.
…are any injuries sustained during the war between the states.
…is mental anguish from continuing to lose at checkers to the computer.
…is lethargy after collecting 208 weeks of unemployment benefits
Kathleen Sebelius said that Sharknado injuries would be covered under Obamacare. Also covered…
injuries resulting from just picking up a copy of the act.
Kathleen Sebelius said that Sharknado injuries would be covered under Obamacare. Also covered…
Anthony Weiner. Hopefully.
Kathleen Sebelius said that Sharknado injuries would be covered under Obamacare. Also covered…
… Male Pattern Baldness.
… Scurvy.
… Depression.
… Malnutrition.
… and all other ills and Side-Effects caused by the Good Ideas of our wonderful Progressive Government policies.
Kathleen Sebelius said that Sharknado injuries would be covered under Obamacare. Also covered…
Everything in a Monty Python Love Song.
Inflammation of the foreskin
Reminds me of your smile
I’ve had balanital chancroids
For quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU (Non-Specific Urethritis)
That lovely night in June
I ache for you, my darling,
And I hope you’ll get well soon
My penile warts, your herpes,
My syphilitic sore,
Your monilial infection
How I miss you more and more
Your dobies itch my scrum-pox
Ah, lovely gonorrhea
At least we both were lying
When we said that we were clear
Our syphilitic kisses,
Sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules
With a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis
Sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus
When your spirochetes met mine
Gonococcal urethritis
Streptococcal balanitis
Meningomyelitis
Diplococcal catholitis
Epidydimitis
Interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic coronitis
And anterior ureitis.
My clapped-out genitalia
Is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure
Every time I try to pee
My doctor says my buboes
Are the worst he’s ever seen
My scrotum’s painted orange
And my balls are turning green
My heart is very tender
Though my parts are awful raw
You might have been infected
But you never were a bore
I’m dying of your love, my love
I’m your spirochaetal clown
I’ve left my body to science
But I’m afraid they’ve turned it down
Gonococcal urethritis
Streptococcal balanitis
Meningomyelitis
Diplococcal catholitis
Epidydimitis
Interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic coronitis
And anterior ureitis.
Kathleen Sebelius said that Sharknado injuries would be covered under Obamacare. Also covered…
The Condition of being a conservative, treatment is NOT optional.
…: delithification treatments for those who have had the misfortune to look upon petrifying visage of Kathleen Sebelius.
Kathleen Sebelius said that Sharknado injuries would be covered under Obamacare. Also covered…
things that Kathleen Sebelius doesn’t think should be discussed in polite company.
… Weapondectomies.
… Uncontrollable Putin.
… Infantile paralysis of government.
… Muscular DHStrophy.
… Rahmatic fever (aka Obamalaria, Chic-ague)
… halalitosis.
…all the slaps to Al Sharpton’s face.
Kathleen Sebelius said that Sharknado injuries would be covered under Obamacare. Also covered…
will be Obama’s golf game.
Sandra Fluke’s sheet cleaning bill.
the Cahones transplant procedure for the new Sec. of State
Drone attacks from T. Rex’s with rocket launchers.
…Brain damage from listening to democRat stupidity.
…Counseling services for depression contracted from realizing that, tax or fine, Obamacare is going to cost you big time.
…slivers from building giant wooden badgers.
Injuries resulting from train wrecks.
…Rockin’ Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu.
…most Klingon illnesses.
…having your arms ripped out of their sockets, unless it’s a result of upsetting the First Lady.
Candygrams from Sheriff Bart
…the faces of the dead… with a small surcharge for the shroud.
…splinters from rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.
……..unicorns who find it difficult to deficate rainbow and those with rainbow diarrhea.
…….what isn’t coved is anything affecting anyone over 70 years old other wise known as units. (look it up, it’s really in there. )
…injuries caused by you jumping up and singing “Shake Your Love” when Tiffany and Debbie Gibson start fighting in a cake again
…damages caused during riots at US consulates in the event it ever gets released on YouTube.
…stiff necks from shaking your head every time another facet of Obamacare is revealed
…Garlic, for warding off Nancy Pelosi when she leaves her crypt to feed
…Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. That was thrown in to get a Tennessee senator to vote yes
… Pills for whatever that ‘pain at the pump’ thing is.
… Joint medication for liberals who have twisted themselves into knots trying to defend Obamacare
… Repetitive stress injuries in democrats who jump up and cheer whenever Obama opens his mouth.
… Swooning couches for the press section
…that not so fresh feeling after the government screws you over again.
… Radiation Treatments for Nuked Moon Monkeys.
…Obamacare, now called Obamacane because it blows.
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