Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama plans to have Hollywood celebrities promote Obamacare by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama plans to have Hollywood celebrities promote Obamacare by…
…by giving it a reality series called New Big Brother.
President Obama plans to have Hollywood celebrities promote Obamacare by…
Casually reminding them that the IRS works for him…
By giving them stupid lil slogans to tweet in a 140 characters or less..
By making his request and then saying out loud “Anyone seen Marilyn?”
…by having a big music festival called The Medicine Showpalooza.
…making them use it.
President Obama plans to have Hollywood celebrities promote Obamacare by…
Just sitting there and acting pretty.
President Obama plans to have Hollywood celebrities promote Obamacare by…
showing how celebrities make use of the individual exchanges to obtain their medical care and…Hell, I can’t keep that going with a straight face.
President Obama plans to have Hollywood celebrities promote Obamacare by…
having Ol’ VP Joe shoot one randomly from his porch and film how the new recipient of Obamacare fares.
…relying on their mindnumbing stupidity that allows them to actually believe the cr@p they’ll be spewing.
…working it into every plot line of every movie, TV series, commercial, and news cast until we rubes get it right.
…offering them a choice; promote it or use it.
…offering them director credit for their performance then allowing them to credit it to Alan Smithe.
…dropping hints that if they don’t promote it they won’t get an invite to the next big White House party.
…offering a deal like 10% of the box office take.
…creating a reality shows:
* Extreme Medical Exchange
* Death Panel Island
* So You Think You Can Keep Your Coverage
* America’s Got Insurance
President Obama plans to have Hollywood celebrities promote Obamacare by…
lying their asses off just like him.
President Obama plans to have Hollywood celebrities promote Obamacare by…
by having them come by personally to everyone in America and “Persuade” them. Unfortunately, you’ll end up with Rosanne Barr.
President Obama plans to have Hollywood celebrities promote Obamacare by…
having it personalized, for instance;
Ben Affleck would threaten to make “Gilgi II”
Kevin Costner would field script offers for a sequel to “Waterworld”
Johnny Depp could consider a spinoff movie for Tonto.
…by volunteering to be celebrity hosts for LastDay celebrations at Carrousels around the country.
…by having them answer questions about it on Twitter. (Accurate answers not required, but may require a lot of sock puppets for the questioners…)
…offering an Oscar to anyone who can say the line: “It’s a good deal’ with a straight face. (and not blinking a lot)
…making the big budget movie version of The Life of Julia. (oh, the pain, the pain…)
… by starring in a “horror” movie where the American Health System is run based on competition and the free market system.
President Obama plans to have Hollywood celebrities promote Obamacare by…
from now referring to ObamaCare as ‘The Purge’.
…going out golfing with him.
…have a movie where Matt Damon’s character dies from waiting in the waiting room of the ER. George Clooney walks by his corpse (still waiting because the Corpseman hasn’t shown up.) with a set of clubs.
President Obama plans to have Hollywood celebrities promote Obamacare by…
having every commecial for Obamacare end with Bruce Willis saying, “Yippie Ki-Yay m*****f*****!”
**…’Putting on a show’, kinda’ like Andy Hardy used to-do. Busby Berkely musical numbers, optical illusion [overhead] dance scenes, and poor, poor me blues vignettes, performed by white people in blackface.
** Get Spielberg to do a ‘Roots’-type Mini-Series based on Barry’s life and times. Fictionalize it some, so that every time there is a script-manufactured medical crisis he wonders aloud how it could be ‘fixed’. In any case, we might find out where he really ‘did’ go to school, and who’s knob he ‘polished’ to get his ‘degrees’.
Suggestions for The Choomsters, anyone?
** Create a reality series with up and coming actors and celebrity wanna be’s attempting to buy coverage, the frustrations of finding any, and what they have to do to ‘get themselves some’.
**Just ask Alex Baldwin to make a funny commercial about it, and use those Viking guys. It’s a sure thing.
President Obama plans to have Hollywood celebrities promote Obamacare by…
forcing business owners to pay for abortions and morning after pills or listen to Rosanne Barr sing the national anthem.
…promoting the new movie Hospinado and ERicane.
President Obama plans to have Hollywood celebrities promote Obamacare by…
ordering a screenplay entitled: Harold, Kumar and Barak go to White Castle.
paying for it.
…rewording the Team America theme song to “Obamacare, F$CK you! “
… vowing to make it as popular as “The Lone Ranger.”
… using wigs and markup. ( — a Senatorial procedure joke! Who doesn’t love those?)
… working it into remakes, like “Mandatingo” and “Shaft!”
advertised as:
Affordable Care Action-Packed!!
With Astounding Special (if unintended) Effects!!!
And YOU Get The Top Billing.
President Obama plans to have Hollywood celebrities promote Obamacare by…
going out and doing the voodoo, that they do, so well!
…staging The Amanda Bynes Straightjacket Fashion Fire Fiesta, with guest Electroshock Appearances by Lindsay Lohan and Randy Quaid.– plus a Quaalude-eating contest between Charlie Sheen and Macaulay Culkin.
…reminding us that only a few of the stars in Hollywood can actually afford healthcare since the unions are destroying the industry.
…pointing out that the three stupidest groups of people on earth are (in order) Democrat voters, Democrat politicians and liberal entertainers. Their pitch will be that you are smarter than them and they haven’t signed up.
…telling us we have a choice, doctors or drugs and you can take their word for it, drugs are fun!!!
…showing off Andy Dick’s medical license and Pee Wee Herman’s webcam diagnosis video booth.
… pointing out it’s not called the Red carpet for nothing.
… telling the that a death panel is, you k ow, in its own way, an awards program.
… reminding them it’s not the People’s Choice.
k ow = know
…having Jim Carrey tell us that the good news is that even if vaccinations are safe the government can’t afford them anymore.
…performing their Obamacare tribute song: An abortion on every corner, a dispensary for for legalized pot.
Obama Plans to Have Hollywood Celebrities Promote Obamacare by…
Mentioning it every 30 seconds in the dialog for the next Lone Ranger movie; what could go wrong?
… reminding them there’s a difference between Premiere coverage and premiere coverage, if you catch his drift.
…will have a contrite looking Alec Baldwin and Amanda Bynes telling us that they would be likable and lovable little fuzzballs if we all had Obamacare. Well not them of course. It’s us screwed-up butt-heads that make them what they are and we have to get Obamacare or Alec’s daughter is gonna catch hell for it and Amanda might start acting crazy who are you looking at you want a piece of me I’ll rip your head off and burn your driveway down you %*&%#@%&*(‘s arrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Ummmm… so get you some Obamacare and does anybody have a cookie? I’d like a cookie now and can’t we all get along?
offering them the choice of promoting or the Mars virus
Obama Plans to Have Hollywood Celebrities Promote Obamacare by…
telling them to keep up the good work, we’re all counting on you.
@40: O.K.T.M.M.C.O.L.
(OK, that made me chuckle out loud.)
… inserting it into the “Congress vs. U.S.” remake of To Have And Have Not.
…withholding their drugs.
…doing a reboot of House where Dr. House is a happier person because he is working under Obamacare.
Obama Plans to Have Hollywood Celebrities Promote Obamacare by…..
Having them stare with their bug eyes, stretched faces and fat lips into the camera and say….
“Free Plastic Surgery!”
… holding a massive 720 hour Telethon, that overrides all television stations in the country.
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