Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
…the “action atom,” which seems to be lacking in GOP leadership.
…the Biden blackhole.
… the ambivalence electron.
… the “Kennedy compound,” which is more fatal to women than to men.
the 0bama molecule that causes you to hallucinate about racism everywhere you look.
…that it is surrounded by a myriad of dysfunction-inducing compounds, because misery loves company.
…that the antidote is cookies.
… that is causes people to watch MSNBC.
… that it is the primary molecule in the tax-and-spendocrine system.
…Obamalaise
and for the First Lady:
…Obamalnutrition
…Peloseizures.
…the Pelosi molecule, which makes the misery molecule look like a day at the beach.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
that having these makes Liberals happy.
Hot chicks still don’t dig guys in White Lab coats.
that the molecules are transferred during public policy meetings.
can only be destroyed using new and improved Reaganitium.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
that this will lead to many, many government grants to continue the research.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
the “Mole” people were outside picketing the scientist’s bigoted use of the world “Mole”.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
that misery ain’t just a swing state.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
the Brain’s “Squirrel molecule” which affects one atte…LOOK SQUIRREL!
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
that the Grand Slam breakfast at Denny’s IS really a good deal.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
the “Lucky Man Molecule” which was created by Emerson, Lake and Palmer.
the “Nyuck, nyuck molecule” which turns everyone into either Moe, Larry or Curly.
being a molecule discovering “Scientist” still won’t get you laid.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
the brain is asking for 60% royalties on the film rights.
…Salem’s lepton, the Shining photon, the Stand neutron, and the Carrie boson.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
that Detroit is overwhelmed with ’em.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
the “Conservative molecule” which affects relaxation, confidence and euphoria.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
the “Hookers and Blow molecule” which affects…who cares as long as you got ’em!
…that if voted the straight Democrat ticket.
…the “naughty molecule” that causes us to giggle whenever we hear words like uranus.
…that it had a chewy center.
…that Mentos and diet Coke in the centrifuge isn’t as funny as one would originally think.
@12 we do too!
…that it remains dormant in males until they get married.
…the Hercule, which is why liberal women have those funny mustaches.
…the exception that proved the rule, that the blithering, happy idiot Joe Biden has a one molecule brain.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
with H/T @28 Women are the transmitting agent.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
…the “liberal gene”, which allows one to arrive at conclusions completely unrelated to the facts.
…
…that view with an electron microscope, the molecule looks like Obama, Pelosi, and Biden stuck together.
… that it actually improves the taste of a Michelle Obama public school meal.
… that it is caused by Global Warming. Huge surprise to everyone.
..The brain’s ‘happy place’ is made entirely of Cookies and Bacon.
… the “up ‘n’ atom,” which destroys it.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
the “miserly molecule” which hopes that this research didn’t come out it’s pocket.
a new highly radioactive element Pelosium. You’ll have to ingest it to find out what it does.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
that they must discover many more thingys to keep that sweet grant money flowing in -sweet, sweet grant money.
that without the Obama administration causing so much stress, anxiety, and depression in the american people it would have remained dormant and never discovered.
…Illudium Q-36, Chemical X, and Upsidaisium.
. . . the secrets of Al Gore’s lock box.
…that the misery finger is getting easier to find the longer Obama is in office.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
what’s so funny about Peace, Love and Understanding.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
how to build an android out of them, they named him Marvin.
. . . the “lust for power” molecule, which is quite common in Washington, D.C., and most state capitals.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
the Progressives patented the molecule decades ago, and have been adding it to our water supply under the code name “Fluoride”.
that liberals eat extra for breakfast to keep their supply up.
…that it was caused by voting Liberal.
…the “cookie crumb compound,” a substance which is responsible for the uncontrollable urge for one’s punch line to be chosen as a favorite at Nuking Politics.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…This molecule is usually demonstrated by mimes in their need to get out of the box obummer has placed them in.
They also discovered……………..this molecule is completely absent in unicorns that defecate rainbows as well as your typical low information voter. Apparently stupidity is the antidote for said molecule.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
the “mosey molecule” which makes people just kinda take things slow and easy.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
the “Nosey molecule” which seems to infect the Obama administration disproportionately than the general public.
Scientists have discovered the brain’s “misery molecule” which affects stress, anxiety, and depression. They also discovered…
…that liberalism “causes” stress, anxiety and depression.
that liberals have a propensity to become addicted to nosenceatall
…the brain’s procrastination molecule, but they’ll announce that some other time.
…that Obama is a carrier.
…that if you put Joe Biden’s brain on the edge of a razor, it would just like a pea rolling down a four… lane… highway….
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