Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The world’s largest private yacht was launched. You can tell it wasn’t government funded because…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The world’s largest private yacht was launched. You can tell it wasn’t government funded because…
…the owner didn’t have to agree to buy it before being shown the blueprints.
…it was delivered on-time and on-budget.
…it floats!!!
…it floats!!!
….it launched on time, under budget, and stayed afloat on its own.
it sank
(whole lotta gmta, there)
The world’s largest private yacht was launched. You can tell it wasn’t government funded because…
someone actually bought it.
The world’s largest private yacht was launched. You can tell it wasn’t government funded because…
it doesn’t include wheels to make it “Land Accessible” under ADA.
…life preservers are not called Afordable Flotation Devices and do not cost $57,000 each.
…pirates attempting to come aboard are not granted automatic amnesty.
…the bill didn’t include surcharges to buy yachts for people who couldn’t afford their own, new truck tires for the boatbuilder’s friend, or funding for cowboy poetry
…liberals were immediately incensed.
…it didn’t sink
…it didn’t come overstaffed with an overpaid union crew
…Kerry got jealous
…the customer got what he actually paid for
The world’s largest private yacht was launched. You can tell it wasn’t government funded because…
the price was kept under a billion.
…the shipyard was not a heavy Obama contributer.
…it’s not a “gun free zone”.
The world’s largest private yacht was launched. You can tell it wasn’t government funded because…
it was actually implementable upon launch.
It didn’t sink.
…it’s not solar or wind powered.
…oops, that should say “It’s not a solar-powered sail boat”
… Sequester.
… Biden didn’t show up to Cape Canaveral to view the launch.
… it has tangible value.
…it didn’t include $60,000 for Star Trek parody videos
…everyone paid for their own birth control
…it’s being audited
…no obama phones on board
The world’s largest private yacht was launched. You can tell it wasn’t government funded because…
what does the government need a yacht for when you can prance around the world on an Aircraft Carrier like a real man for chrissakes!
It doesn’t have a “Your tax dollars at work” sign.
The world’s largest private yacht was launched. You can tell it wasn’t government funded because…
no government would be soooo stupid as to build something that expensive that so few people could use. Oh, who I’m I kidding.
The world’s largest private yacht was launched. You can tell it wasn’t government funded because…
it didn’t take a committee 10 years to figure out what to name it.
…when you tie it to the pier, it’s not about to take the pier down with it.
… State Department spokeswoman Jen Psaki did not tweet “Any report or tweet that he we have such a boat is completely inaccurate” — up until the minute that picutres of the yacht emerged.
…helm has speed controls other than “Dead Slow” and “Reverse”.
The world’s largest private yacht was launched. You can tell it wasn’t government funded because…
it was not hailed as Benefit to all Mankind nor boondoggle of epic proportions.
The world’s largest private yacht was launched. You can tell it wasn’t government funded because…
it’s doesn’t tack to the Left constantly.
…flare gun stock is not abridged.
…there is no “Lincoln Cabin.” (That’s in Illinois.)
…the only bow is on the front of the hull.
Has anyone else noticed it bears a striking resemblance to the German Battlecruiser Bismarck.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/07/article-2357795-1AB2DF20000005DC-141_964x386.jpg
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRf8_r2ENN_poUhT-wN79SzeS3u1BS212abgpSwwnIm5xrF5BjZ
Just sayin’
…the anchor is not being targeted by the IRS.
We know what was going in it before they built it.
I was thinking The Flying Saucer in Never Say Never Again. Might want to check the hull for radiation….
…every part on the yacht is necessary and useful to the function of a yacht.
…it doesn’t require a “Political Compliance” Officer…yet.
…cookies!!!
…only the bottom of the hull is underwater instead of the whole thing.
The world’s largest private yacht was launched. You can tell it wasn’t government funded because…
it serves a useful purpose.
The world’s largest private yacht was launched. You can tell it wasn’t government funded because…
… it didn’t need to be bailed out.
The world’s largest private yacht was launched. You can tell it wasn’t government funded because…
…it didn’t have that bland, gray communist look to it.
…it didn’t immediately sink upon launch.
…
…the brass band did not play “Ride of the Valeries” by Vaugner as it came down the slip.
The world’s largest private yacht was launched. You can tell it wasn’t government funded because…
It’s got it’s own theme song!
Love, exciting and new
Come aboard, were expecting you
Love, life’s sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you
The Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance
Love wont hurt anymore
Its an open smile on a friendly shore
Yes love…
Its love…
The Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance
Love wont hurt anymore
Its an open smile on a friendly shore
Its love…
Its love…
Its love…
Its the Love Boat
Its the Love Boat
The world’s largest private yacht was launched. You can tell it wasn’t government funded because…
…it’s private. (it’s right there in the title)
…no land was confiscated under emanate domain to build it
…Obama hasn’t said, “If I had a yacht, it’d look like this”
…the builders didn’t contribute to the DNC.
…it’s useful and someone actually wants it.
…Obama hates it.
The world’s largest private yacht was launched. You can tell it wasn’t government funded because…
… an individual could afford it.
… it was not staffed with ObamaCare facilitators.
… President Obama told the shipyard workers – ‘You did not build that!’
… Nancy Pelosi did not have to shriek that, “we have to launch it to see if it will float.”
… the maiden voyage was transporting Senator Menendez to the Dominican Republic.
because it’s actually making headway, not running in circles or full reverse.
…there were no bawling, inconsolable Kennedy’s around when the bottle was smashed at the launching.
…it wasn’t docked in piers Morgan.
…Obama didn’t declare it was really a submarine right after it started to sink.
…our govt. would have spent twice as much refurbishing an outdated rusted out hulk that had been mothballed for decades. And after fixing up Nancy Pelosi they would have wasted more money on the yacht.
…there was no law passed mandating handicapped accessible planks.
…Obama still prefers his cigarette boat and Michelle would rather barge in with her crew in tow.
…the owner was paying attention to what was going on in Egypt.
John Kerry wasn’t on it.
It was ordered and paid for by some dude in the middle east and obummer had nothin he could say or do about it. Too bad obummer.
…………Al Gore didn’t claim to have invented it.
…………Some group didn’t show up to protest it.
…………The owners actually hired people (actual American Citizens) to work on it.
……….. There are no hidden “Man Caves” to be found.
…………No one on board has uttered the word sequestration.
…it was christened the ‘S.S. Obama Sucks!’
…it was completed on time and under budget.
#53 – Dohtimes,
“…our govt. would have spent twice as much refurbishing an outdated rusted out hulk that had been mothballed for decades. And after fixing up Nancy Pelosi they would have wasted more money on the yacht.”
Bacon for you, sir!
it’s re-useable
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My kids and grandkids won’t be paying for it fo the next 100 years.