Money with Helpful Advice

I had never seen this before. It’s called the Fugio Cent and was an early American coin designed by Benjamin Franklin:

Fugio Cent

What I like is that “Mind Your Business” slogan. It’s a nice idea for money to have helpful advice on it. We should bring that back. Here are some of my ideas for new helpful advice to put on a penny:

* Stop whining.

* Don’t read money and drive.

* Brush your teeth.

* Don’t put on train tracks.

* Good for one wish when deposited in fountain.

* Don’t work; don’t eat.

* If you actually pay for things with these, you’re a jerk.

* Shut up, stupid.

* Collect 99 more and win one item from the dollar store.

* Democrats will take these.

What advice would you put on money?

37 Comments

  1. No hope in dope

    Never name a character “Jar Jar”

    When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

    Nuke moon

  2. I want one of those.

    Howsa bout:

    “Make Bacon while the sun shines”
    “Good for one free back rub”
    “Need a penny… Get a job”
    “Worth more than an Obama promise”
    “A Trillion is How Much?!”

  3. * sun is not a giant head.

    * not legal tender.

    * good for one gumdrop.

    I’m for the gumdrop monetary standard. It is far superior to the gold or fiat standard. I could be swayed toward gumballs, though.

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