Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
… are the unemployed, whom the administration does not want to know anything about.
is exempted congressional porn downloads.
… belongs to the people actually worth spying upon.
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
is viagra ads.
is a result of the Chinese spy program that’s too advanced for us to monitor.
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
is covered under the Homeland Security surveillance.
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
what other 25%? Name Citizens and your papers please.
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
is just cookies.
… is Buzzfeed’s top-N lists. Not even the NSA wants to read those.
… got waivers for being Democrat donors.
Of course, #3 and #10 pretty much cover the same thing.
… belongs to people who will be subject to Obama’s aptly-named Quartering Act.
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
are the nut-bags they SHOULD be worried about.
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
are DHS mamgers hell-bent on killin’ crackas’
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
actually work for the NSA and are exempt
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
are playing HALO 5 and haven’t left their parent’s basement in years.
…can spy on the NSA.
..are on meth
…just have to wait their turn.
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
are just accidental “reply all” copies.
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
NSA can’t spy on, but will anyway.
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
are just dog recipes.
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
just makes their penises look bigger.
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
awaits their updating Java.
…are accidental double posts
…are on double-encrypted, double-secret probation!
…use the internet through the backdoor without taking off their shoes first.
…are commercial transactions for home-delivered, incontinence products that the NSA has classified as “Yuk!”
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
…is the NSA doing the spying.
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
are NSA emails detailing the spying being done on the other 75% of internet traffic.
Are OK. Obama assures us that no one will “listen in on people’s e-mail”.
…doesn’t make it through their liberal spam filter.
…leaks out onto the floor.
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
…is simply “creative watching”.
…is just “accidental”.
…
…are jihadi sites.
…require a credit card.
…are old AOL user sites.
… is typical government inefficiency.
…get blocked by their SPAM filter.
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
Is a picture of hillary’s rear end.
Will just have to be patient until the do-nothing congress provides the funding for a system upgrade… darn sequester!
…already vote Democrat.
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
is just the usual governmental waste and inefficiency.
…fall into the Obama Spy On Everything From A to T Act cracks.
…is proof that Grandad was right, you just can’t get good help anymore, lazy sods.
…means that we can’t even find illegal Mexicans willing to spy on illegal Mexicans.
…means that Rick Rolling suicides are down by 18%.
…is due to computer access being hampered by “right wing gun nuts” stowing so much ammunition in their homes.
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
is being held in reserve for when we find out where Obama’s other 7 states are located.
… … well, it depends on what the definition of “spy” is, doesn’t it?
… will be collateral Dem-age.
… will voluntarily surrender their internet traffic to the NSA. That’s how far we’ve come.
… is pictures of kittens.
. . . involves mathematics, which the NSA, among others, doesn’t understand
. . . has to do with the Bill of Rights; there’s a filter set up to block those sites
…originates from Muslim countries and mosques and the NSA would never intrude on them
…are related to or good friends of the NSA agents.
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
… is photos of Anthony Weiner’s wiener.
… is photos of Anthony Weiner’s penis.
… is photos of Anthony Weiner’s hot dog.
… is Bradley Manning and Edward Snowden fan mail.
… is Chelsea Manning fan mail from prison inmates.
…send them a Courtesy Copy (cc) anyway.
is spent in the break room with krispy Kreams
isn’t porn..
… doesn’t include pictures of cats with misspelled captions.
… includes the 35 Republican plans for health care reform that Obama insists never existed.
… Include Obama’s college transcripts.
The Wall Street Journal reports that the NSA can spy on 75% of internet traffic. The other 25%…
… are mainstream media reports praising Obama’s performance.
… are conference calls between al Qaeda affiliates praising Obama’s foreign policies in the Middle East and Africa.
… is Obama self-promotion and fund-raising.
… is pro ObamaCare groveling.
… is good old spam.
…could possibly be explained by the plus or minus 18 trillion% figured into all Obama statistics.
…are caused by union rules that make all government employees go outside and lean on a shovel for two hours each day.
…pfffttttt. Have you seen how much time Harvey spends on the computer? That’s 8% of our budget right there.
…is information lost by leaving laptops in DC cabs before it can be hacked by foreign entities.
…is because all of our kids are too fat to type and just stare at the monitor and hope their cat walks on the keyboard. Cats don’t type in English, human.
Yeah, Dohtimes, come to think of it, I haven’t seen DamnCat type in catonese! I knew he was an imposter!
@55 – Kiss Up Bacon to Dohtimes 😀
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