Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
John Kerry said the evidence for climate change is “irrefutable”. Also irrefutable…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
John Kerry said the evidence for climate change is “irrefutable”. Also irrefutable…
John Kerry is a politician and his lips were moving at the time.
climate change deniers have been placed in double secret probation
…the Pope is Catholic, bears poop in the woods, walruses like cookies.
…obviously John Kerry doesn’t have a smartwatch
…the grammar hammer is gonna getcha.
…liberals are not very keen on what the definition of “is” is.
…wooly caterpillars are never wrong and they’re predicting a doozy, as usual!
… was the unsinkability of the Titanic and the buoyancy of the Hindenberg and the 1000 year Reich.
…the probability of a sure thing is about 50-50.
….. is that obama only wears his pink panties when he plays golf.
John Kerry said the evidence for climate change is “irrefutable”. Also irrefutable…
is that John Kerry is a booger eatin’ moron.
John Kerry said the evidence for climate change is “irrefutable”. Also irrefutable…
is that it looks like it has nothing to do with human activity.
John Kerry said the evidence for climate change is “irrefutable”. Also irrefutable…
is the credible refuting that’s been going on.
John Kerry said the evidence for climate change is “irrefutable”. Also irrefutable…
is Anonymiss’s cookies are the bestest.
Also irrefutable…you’ll never see John Kerry and Lurch in the same room at the same time.
John Kerry said the evidence for climate change is “irrefutable”. Also irrefutable…
Obama is in the wrong pay grade.
tomorrow is another day.
what goes around, comes around.
you find something in the last place you look for it.
the Cubs suck.
Oswald acted alone.
Chuck Norris.
it was Ms. Plum in the library with the candlestick!
@14 awwwww 🙂
walruskkkch, did you know I spent ALL DAY looking for you yesterday? http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2013/09/put-me-in-zoo-wellnot-maybe-not.html
sin²Θ + cos²Θ = 1
Surely, John Kerry learned that in school.
Nope. He was told there would be no math.
..is that John Kerry served in Viet Nam, and that those who served with him thought he was a narcissistic douche.
@17 It was Labor day, I was off.
John Kerry said the evidence for climate change is “irrefutable”. Also irrefutable…
he wounded himself with his own weapon in Vietnam
doesn’t like ketchup, but loves his sweet, sweet ketchup money
secretly spells ketchup catsup when Teresa’s not around
looks like a dork when windsurfing
is the living embodiment of the Peter Principle
John Kerry said the evidence for climate change is “irrefutable”. Also irrefutable…
Medieval Logic.
FIRST VILLAGER
We have found a witch. May we burn her?
ALL
A Witch! Burn her!
BEDEVERE
How do you know she is a witch?
ALL
She looks like one. Yes, she does.
BEDEVERE
Bring her forward.
They bring her forward – a beautiful YOUNG GIRL (MISS ISLINGTON) dressed up
as a witch.
WITCH
I am not a witch. I am not a witch.
BEDEVERE
But you are dressed as one.
WITCH
They dressed me up like this.
ALL
We didn’t, we didn’t!
WITCH
This is not my nose, It is a false one.
BEDEVERE takes her nose off.
BEDEVERE
Well?
FIRST VILLAGER
… Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEVERE
The nose?
FIRST VILLAGER
And the hat. But she is a witch.
ALL
A witch, a witch, burn her!
BEDEVERE
Did you dress her up like this?
FIRST VILLAGER
… Um … Yes … no … a bit … yes… she has got a wart.
BEDEVERE
Why do you think she is a witch?
SECOND VILLAGER
She turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE
A newt?
SECOND VILLAGER
(After looking at himself for some time)
I got better.
ALL
Burn her anyway.
BEDEVERE
Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
ARTHUR and PATSY ride up at this point and watch what follows with interest
ALL
There are? Tell up. What are they, wise Sir Bedevere?
BEDEVERE
Tell me … what do you do with witches?
ALL
Burn them.
BEDEVERE
And what do you burn, apart from witches?
FOURTH VILLAGER
… Wood?
BEDEVERE
So why do witches burn?
SECOND VILLAGER
(pianissimo)
… Because they’re made of wood…?
BEDEVERE
Good.
PEASANTS stir uneasily then come round to this conclusion.
ALL
I see. Yes, of course.
BEDEVERE
So how can we tell if she is made of wood?
FIRST VILLAGER
Make a bridge out of her.
BEDEVERE
Ah … but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
ALL
Ah. Yes, of course … um … err …
BEDEVERE
Does wood sink in water?
ALL
No, no, It floats. Throw her in the pond Tie weights on her. To
the pond.
BEDEVERE
Wait. Wait … tell me, what also floats on water?
ALL
Bread? No, no, no. Apples …. gravy … very small rocks …
ARTHUR
A duck.
They all turn and look at ARTHUR. BEDEVERE looks up very impressed.
BEDEVERE
Exactly. So… logically …
FIRST VILLAGER
(beginning to pick up the thread)
If she … weighs the same as a duck … she’s made of wood.
BEDEVERE
And therefore?
ALL
A witch! … A duck! A duck! Fetch a duck.
FOURTH VILLAGER
Here is a duck, Sir Bedevere.
BEDEVERE
We shall use my largest scales.
He leads them a few yards to a very strange contraption indeed, made of
wood and rope and leather. They put the GIRL in one pan and the duck
in another. Each pan is supported by a wooden stave. BEDEVERE checks
each pan then … ARTHUR looks on with interest.
BEDEVERE
Remove the supports.
Two PEASANTS knock them away with sledge hammers. The GIRL and the duck
swing slightly but balance perfectly.
ALL
A witch! A witch!
WITCH
It’s a fair cop.
All
Burn her! Burn her! Let’s make her into a ladder.
The VILLAGERS drag the girl away, leaving ARTHUR and BEDEVERE regarding
each other admiringly.
@20 so was I, sorta. I was looking for you at the zoo. http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2013/09/put-me-in-zoo-wellnot-maybe-not.html
@ 23 Chumley and I were out partying.
John Kerry said the evidence for climate change is “irrefutable”. Also irrefutable…
is he is going to be for it after being against it.
. . . is that John Kerry can’t find his own way home; that’s why the State Department provides him with a driver.
. . . is that John Kerry’s classmates at St. Paul’s School locked him in his locker every day. Including Saturdays, Sundays, and week-ends.
. . . is that his crew on the swift boat did the same thing.
. . . is that John Kerry not only eats quiche, but likes it.
. . . is that John Kerry will say that there is no evidence for climate change if he believes that saying that will advance his career.
John Kerry said the evidence for climate change is “irrefutable”. Also irrefutable…
…The Death Star was impenetrable (never mind that 2 meter exhaust port)
…Blow up mattresses are really comfortable.
…A sacrifice bunt with 2 outs always works.
…black coffee is the best! (now that’s really true)
…Paul is really did die in 1966.
…Michelle has junk in the trunk
…is that John Kerry is proof that a truffle hunting pig makes for a ridiculous looking deer hunter.
…the twain of horse and face met right above Kerry’s shoulders.
…is that no matter how disgustingly filthy Kerry’s chin is after a meal, his necktie never has a spot on it.
…is that Kerry sold out his country so long ago that he qualifies for the AARP old traitors discount.
…is that John Kerry registered his swift boat in Massachusetts to reduce his Cambodian taxes.
…is that our enemies can’t be bored to death.
…is saying that Kerry is French looking is like saying a poodles butt looks like a dog park.
…obama is in way over his head and is too dumb to stop digging
…biden is an idiot
…john roberts is a mistake of epic proportions
…hillary would be so bad as president that she might make obama look good
…miley cyrus is obama’s middle east plan
…john kerry is entered and guaranteed to show in the next kentucky derby
John Kerry said the evidence for climate change is “irrefutable”. Also irrefutable…
…John Kerry and Lurch are twins separated at birth.
…John Kerry, Lurch and Lyle Lovett are triplets separated at birth.
…Heinz Baked Beans causes greenhouse gases.
…John Kerry married Teresa Heinz for richer and richest.
…cookies are good. lack of cookies is bad.
…give us this day our daily cookies, jw.
…Conservative women are hot and bake hot cookies!
…you can tell I’m aiming for more kiss up cookies.
…When I hear the name John Kerry, I can not be amused or think of anything funny.
…anyone who sees Kerry will think, “Why the long face?”
…Miss Anony is a Conservative!
Yay! Instantaneous hotness… cookies!!
John Kerry said the evidence for climate change is “irrefutable”. Also irrefutable…
Dan Rather’s documents on Bush’s Air National Guard service.
those Hitler diaries.
…that they don’t need no stinkin’ badges
Also irrefutable: unrefutable, not anti-refutable, and futable.
…tuna!
Oh, wait – I thought you said “irrefusable”. Never mind.
…Obama+Kerry=baloney+ketchup.
…if you combined a Kerry and an Oki, you’d have a Kerry-Oki.
[*horn sound*]
If you combined Harry and Kerry, you’d have Harry-Kerry.
…our bombs don’t kill people when a Democrat is president, only Red State gun show guns kill people.
…Obama’s Mid-East community organizing has made the region only slightly less stable and safe as Chicago, so now all we need is military intervention and both will be safe enough for Obama’s children to live in soon.
…a camel in Libya would walk a mile for a Miley Cyrus, but only to get his teeth back.
…is the old adage; keep your powder dry and your nickel’s unplugged, you never know if you might accidentally give a plugged nickel for the entire Muslim world.
…is that nothing is as dangerous and self destructive as a liberal out to spite it’s face, except a liberal who has had RINO-Plasty. Paging John McCain.
…what do you get when you combine Kerry and Hillary?
What difference does it make!
John Kerry said the evidence for climate change is “irrefutable”. Also irrefutable…
that Kerry keeps using that word, but I do not think you know what it means.
My name is Diego Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!
If you combine Kerry and Honesty you get the end of the Universe as we know it, just like combing matter and anti-matter.
@47
my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. prepare to die.
FIFY
… that John Kerry still “cannot” find his original discharge DD214 papers.
He also cannot find Syria on a map or his trousers when they are around his ankles. Also irrefutable is that when he sold his soul to become Secretary of State, the Devil got the worst of the deal.
…what do you get if you combine the Saudis and Kerry?
Cash and Kerry.
Kerry on.
…the earth is flat and the Sun revolves around it. (say ye different and thou art a heretic)
…Heinz only has about 4 or 5 flavors.
…Heinz 57 Sauce was an inspiration to Obama.
…anything John Kerry has seared into his memory.
…when a liberal says two plus two equals five, you know the average liberal has an IQ of four and is trying to boost their self esteem.
…that coffee consumption does (or doesn’t) cause an increase (or decrease) in some health risk (or benefit) – at least this week!
al-qaeda’s undying love of life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness and hotdogs.
@49 Can’t refute that.
…Al Qaeda’s love of bacon.
botox is scary stuff
…using oranges, lemons, bananas as Halloween decorations on your dining table. eerie-fruit-table.
John Kerry Said the Evidence for Climate Change Is “Irrefutable”. Also Irrefutable…
this means a longer sailing season and more warm Nantucket afternoons with the Secreatry of State at the helm of his dear ‘Isabel.’
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