Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new report shows the government makes a new regulation every 2.5 hours. And every 1.5 hours…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new report shows the government makes a new regulation every 2.5 hours. And every 1.5 hours…
…an angel gets wings, and an EBT card, and Medicaid.
…a lawyer smiles.
…the people are fooled.
…Joe Biden sticks his head out the window and yells, “BINGO”
… another branch of the government violates a new regulation made in the previous 2.5 hours.
…Obama blames Bush.
…Pelosi needs another Botox treatment.
…Michelle plans for another vacation.
…Obama’s approval rating drops
…the ObamaCare website goes down.
… a new government report gets commissioned to tell us how screwed up government is.
…Boehner cries.
… Anonymiss bakes about six batches of cookies.
… a train leaves for Chicago to New York at 70 MPH while another leaves from New York to Chicago at 65 MPH. At what point will a new regulation cause any of the passengers on either train to become an instant felon?
…a drone strike occurs
…an Obama crony gets a waiver.
…a member of Congress or a Senator will grant legislative authority to some nameless staffer with an agenda.
Liberal moan that government needs to be working harder.
debbie wasserman-shultz says something truly idiotic
…Fluke needs more free condoms.
…The American taxpayer gets taxed for 1.49 hours.
…you’re deeper in debt.
A new report shows the government makes a new regulation every 2.5 hours. And every 1.5 hours…
A lawyer billsou for 2 hours of work
A new report shows the government makes a new regulation every 2.5 hours. And every 1.5 hours…
I need an Anonymiss cookie fix!
A new report shows the government makes a new regulation every 2.5 hours. And every 1.5 hours…
they should repeal a regulation.
….NSA gives you a virtual colonoscopy.
…Joe Biden fires his shotgun up into the air to scare away burglars.
…another 100,000 people lose their insurance coverage due to the Atrocious “if ya like it ya can keep it” Care Act
. . . it raises taxes.
A new report shows the government makes a new regulation every 2.5 hours. And every 1.5 hours…
some 500+ Thai women are ready for me to choose from.
A new report shows the government makes a new regulation every 2.5 hours. And every 1.5 hours…
a dog dies.
A new report shows the government makes a new regulation every 2.5 hours. And every 1.5 hours…
a dog dies for it’s country.
A new report shows the government makes a new regulation every 2.5 hours. And every 1.5 hours…
a dog dies for it’s country in a nice Bernaise sauce.
[h/t to walruskkkch for the jogged memory]
…God kills a kitty
…His Royal Highness slaughters the art of oration with another groaner of a speech.
Obama goes golfing.
@8: Somewhere in Cleveland.
..1000 government employees mutter “Why am I here?”
…100 acres of forest are cut down to produce Federal paper that no one reads.
A new report shows the government makes a new regulation every 2.5 hours. And every 1.5 hours…
the government requires a virgin sacrifice.
… 90 suckers are born, according to Barnum and Washington.
… 18-hour bras get 1/12th closer to catastrophic failure (Obamacaric, for short).
…the Federal government spends more money than most people make in a lifetime
…Obama smokes a cigarette
…an establishment Republican caves
…Chris Christie sends out another bounty hunter to look for Han Solo
. . . Paul Krugman pontificates
. . . Michael Moore has a “snack”, with a caloric content sufficient to keep the average human alive for a week
. . . Obama lies several times
. . . lefties somewhere ban something enjoyable
. . . Anthony Weiner sends an image of a body part
. . . an MSNBC talking head says something offensive
. . .
…the International Space Station completes another orbit.
…all government employees have to take a nap and and dream up 1.25 new regulations.
…a cookie eater gets his zings.
…10 laws are passed to enforce and tax the last bunch of regulations.
…Obama remembers to ignore the ones he doesn’t like.
…a union thug stops digging a shallow grave long enough to grab a politician and ask for more regulations.
…Harry Reid curses the diaper changes that slow down the regulation proposals he needs made to punish conservative Americans.
…enough of the previous ones fail badly enough in their purpose that liberals everywhere get promoted.
A new report shows the government makes a new regulation every 2.5 hours. And every 1.5 hours…
…The new regulations are ignored.
…Obama passes out an exemption to the new regulations.
…I check IMAO for new goodies
…The White Album starts over
…Nancy Pelosi gets a shot of Epinephrine
a cookie crumbles
…a hippie gets a welfare check.
A new report shows the government makes a new regulation every 2.5 hours. And every 1.5 hours…
… they spend an hour laughing at us until it’s time to make another regulation.
We are reminded that the real name is “The Affordable Care Act”.
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A new government agency is created.
Biden sips from his flask.
Obama approves a drone strike.