Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Today is Anonymiss’s birthday. What should she do to celebrate?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Today is Anonymiss’s birthday. What should she do to celebrate?
Cookie Cake!
Bless a veteran with some of her awesome cookies – thereby receiving a double blessing! Happy Birthday Anonymiss!
Outsource the cookie baking to walruskkkch or Rodney Dill.
Get spanked __ times. Now, if __ is large, that could be both good and bad for the spanker.
We need to know this number __.
Fly to DC, challenge Michelle Obama to a Zumba contest, crush her like a bug.
Harvey should take her out for a nice tuna dinner.
@3 They got laws against poisoning in this country.
Today is Anonymiss’s birthday. What should she do to celebrate?
Women don’t have birthdays, they have days when their menfolk give them even more presents than usual.
Today is Anonymiss’s birthday. What should she do to celebrate?
Whatever it is, there must be cookies involved. Lots of cookies.
@7: Your comment would better apply to @6.
Look for typos. That way, she can have her cake and edit, too.
eat a oreo.
Anonymiss should do all the things that chicks enjoy: go “shopping” for hours but not buy anything, drive 5 mph under the speed limit in a lane other than the far-right-hand lane, nag, put toilet seats down, get in a line in a sandwich shop but have no idea what to order when it’s her turn, and spend more in one trip to the beauty parlor than I spend at the barber shop in a year.
Yes, I am a bachelor. How did you guess?
@5 There are zumba contests? How can you tell who wins?
On that topic, I got to the gym to teach my class this morning, and my students had covered the floor with balloons, had a big happy birthday sign with crepe paper streamers and even made me brunch.
So this morning, I Zumba-ed around balloons. Pretty celebratey 🙂
@13 Oh Iowa Jim, I only need the “beauty parlor” to get my hair trimmed twice a year. I’m pretty sure your annual costs exceed mine 😛
Hahaha I’m reading them all. You guys make me smile 😀
Light a birthday Keln doll.
Today is Anonymiss’s birthday. What should she do to celebrate?
Hookers and blow.
Anonymiss could do what she does best – judging and awarding cookies, by addressing the tragedy of October 22, 2013, when 58 brave punch lines were left unjudged on a date THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY…
…judgemejudgemejudgemejudgemejudge………
Well, if I had known it was her birthday, I’d a baked a cake – and eaten it.
@18 hahahaha Bob! ok. I’ll go dig it up. 😛
Give thanks to all the veterans that have given all by heroically throwing themselves on live walnut cookies.
…dance like you’ve never danced before, work like nobody’s watching, and love like you don’t need the money.
@21 James, unless your tastebuds are such that you equate walnut cookies with chicken a la king MRE (in which case you should probably see a neurologist), trust me when say that even pogue types like myself have eaten worse.
Fun fact: Nov. 11th used to be called “Anonymistice Day.”
…bake enough cookies for everyone!
…trick Obama into promising, “If you like walnuts in your cookies, you can keep walnuts in your cookies.” We all know what that promise is good for.
…after baking cookies she can challenge Jean Butler to a zumba vs Riverdance contest, getting some of her housework done by mopping the floor with the the cloppy footed Ms Butler.
…stop being so dang nice for one day, makes us look like grumpy old neanderthals when we are really just cranky cro magnons.
…give that come hither look to a cookie and curl up with a good book-movie-cd, or fond memories and warm milk.
@14 – The winner of a Zumba contest is the last person to collapse to the floor in a sweaty, exhausted heap.
You could take out MObama in about 5 minutes.
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…be surprised at having birthday flowers delivered by a hunky fireman.
@27 What fun would that be? If you don’t go for at least an hour it’s not ZUMBA 😛
I guess I could dance around her crumpled body.
@29 Does the fireman…um…stay?
@30 – I would pay cash money to see that video on YouTube…
@31 – Try offering him cookies. I heard firemen have a real soft spot for cookies.
Oh, and kittens, of course:
http://badexample2.blogspot.com/2013/09/i-guess-its-kitten-week-at-bad-example.html
@27 – the only way to win a Zumbia contest is not to play.
@32 – That fireman is a credit to your species!
What should she do to celebrate?
Anything she wants to do.
Her day.
@35 Heh. I *WISH*.
Today is Anonymiss’s birthday. What should she do to celebrate?
Take a well-deserved rest on her shapely laurels.
There is no cake… there is no ice cream… Happy Birthday.
@38 Hahahahaha I love Brian Regan.
@37 Awwww thanks, tinman.
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