Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Bing has revealed that the top internet search trend for 2013 is…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Bing has revealed that the top internet search trend for 2013 is…
…Bing!
why dont obamma gimme heasllth stuff fior free sinc i voted 4 him like 18 times
turkey twerking
…how to apply for illegal immigrant status.
… “how do I get cookies from Anonymiss?”
“What does ygdft!yltatsote!! mean?”
… “how do I nuke the moon?”
… “free healthcare”. (No results found.)
“;dflkgjsdfgw]rl”
[Cat ownership was up in 2013]
… going to be revealed later in the week by Google.
…Iran, nukes, 2 million sunblock
…what does ‘404’ mean?
Which was better, Windows ME or Windows Vista
Bing has revealed that the top internet search trend for 2013 is…
Who is Anonymiss and Cookies.
Impeachment
retiring overseas
What does 404 mean?
Bing has revealed that the top internet search trend for 2013 is…
When is judgement day?
…”Obamacare fines.”
Bing has revealed that the top internet search trend for 2013 is…
How not to vote like an idiot 2014.
Who will no longer be my Senator.
Petard, hoisted on one’s own.
…”what does it mean, ‘exact change’?”
Bing has revealed that the top internet search trend for 2013 is…
Cats followed by cats, cats and kittens.
Bing has revealed that the top internet search trend for 2013 is…
Kate Upton nude
@21: We’re not just talking about YOUR search history, you know.
… available as soon as the NSA finishes hogging all their database query time.
make that “going to be available as soon as the NSA…”
… everything and everybody, courtesy of the NSA.
…. “How to survive Obamacare” (Null Program)
ObungledCare
How to be a web site designer.
“Hi!! my name is Joe Biden and this is my first tweet im new to twitter is anybody out there?”
@22 I’m sorry, is there a Mrs Can who keeps your searches on the straight and narrow?
…what ever happened to Anonymiss and her fabulous cookies?
Straight Line of the Day: Bing Has Revealed That the Top Internet Search Trend for 2013 Is… where the heck has Anonymiss gone? (though Bob B beat me to it)
Bing has revealed that the top internet search trend for 2013 is…
Where is Hope?
@30: Oh, I’ve been known to “google” eggs, hashbrowns, baked beans, and the like. But rumors that I scope out other breakfast meats are LIES, I tell you, scurrilous LIES!.
…”cat video” – same as every year.
Am I correct in assuming Anonymiss is snowed in and no one has gone to the Great White North to rescue her? C’mon people – think of the cookies!!!
… “where is the ANY key?”
. . . Harry Reid naked pictures little boys
. . . website design tips
. . . mayor Wiener
need the area code for 867-5309
1,001 ways it does still, at this point, make a difference
Bing has revealed that the top internet search trend for 2013 is…
How to report a missing cookie baker.
… “where can I find ammo?”
Bing Has Revealed That the Top Internet Search Trend for 2013 Is that nobody uses Bing.
…”Who is John Galt?”
…”and why isn’t he here kicking Obama’s aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.”
how can I get exempted from Obamacare?
What’s in these Anonymiss cookies? I feel kind of wehiffaWEHIOYJU3RWDJKBNCV
election countdown timer
Bing has revealed that the top internet search trend for 2013 is ‘Chandler’…followed closely by ‘Crosby’
mice on cardboard parachutes
@51
Fighting rodents from the sky
fearless mice who jump and die
mice who mean just what they say
the brave mice of the Green cheese Beret
Might as well finish it.
Fighting rodents from the sky
fearless mice who jump and die
mice who mean just what they say
the brave mice of the Green cheese Beret
Tiny wings upon their chest
these are mice, Americas best
one hundred Mice will test today but
only three win the Green Cheese Beret
trained to live off natures land
trained in combat hand to hand
mice who fight by night and day
courage take from the Green Cheese Beret
(Choris)
Tiny wings upon their chest
these are mice, Americas best
one hundred mice will test today
but only three win the Green Cheese Beret
Back at home a young mole waits
her Green Cheese Beret has his wake
he has died to kill those snakes
leaving her this last request
put tiny wings on my bucks chest
make him one of Americas best
he’ll be a mouse they’ll test one day
have him win the Green Cheese Beret
…Joe Biden’s brain.
…for democrats: A Clue.
Thanks for the laughs, Walrus!
You win the earworm fight — I am having trouble getting “Tiny wings upon their chest” out of my head.
…what are those planet sized things orbiting Hillary Clinton’s head?
…when does Einstein’s Theory of Michelletivity predict her ass will begin to reverse the expanding of the universe?
…is Obamacare being filmed on the same back lot as the moon landing was?
…will bollock minding continue to be the only qualification allowed to being president of the US?
… will there be anyplace to get food when the fast-food workers strike on Thursday?
42 can of spam says:
December 3rd, 2013 at 1:18 pm
… “where can I find ammo?”
http://ammoseek.com seems to be the best shot. They keep track of who’s got what for how much.
… recanting my vote.
… How many days until 2016?
… How do I preform a major surgery on myself?
… Fleeing to Mexico…
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