Straight Line of the Day: Instead of an Appearance by Obama, What Would Most Democrats Prefer at Their Campaign Rallies?

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Instead of an appearance by Obama, what would most Democrats prefer at their campaign rallies?

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  1. Cthulhu.

    Squirrels. Lots and lots of squirrels…and shiny things.

    Even more uninformed liberal voters.

    Boxes of blank absentee ballots.

    Store bought gingersnaps.

    A spokeswoman who combined the intelligence of Geanine Garafolo, the dulcet voice of Rosie O’Donnel and the haunting beauty of Barbra Streisand…what? Oh, I guess Hillary isn’t available.

  2. Instead of an appearance by Obama, what would most Democrats prefer at their campaign rallies?

    To be set on fire and have it put out with gasoline.

    That no one in the audience brings BS repellent.

  3. …a naked Michael Moore first in line at the free buffet.

    …me, giving away self-immolation kits.

    …zombies. Ebola infected zombies not registered to vote but with extreme libertarian principles.

    …nude Sierra Leone immigrant performance artists with high grade fevers.

    …anybody. Anybody except Andy Dick or spacemonkey.

  4. Instead of an appearance by Obama, what would most Democrats prefer at their campaign rallies?
    Mosquitoes flying next to their ears? Paper cuts? A slow car in the left hand lane?
    Those are just mild annoyances, after all.

  5. Been reading posts here a while now never actually commented before. Hello! Instead of an appearance by Obama, what would most Democrats prefer at their campaign rallies? Hookers and blow?
    A Bush pinata stuffed with free contraceptives?

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