Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Nancy Pelosi said people should vote Democrat next week because…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Nancy Pelosi said people should vote Democrat next week because…
…FIRST!
…she needs another Botox injection.
…democrats are freeing people to be what they can be, insufferable leeches surviving on the hard work of the dwindling working class.
… you have to vote for them before you can see what they’re really like.
(PS: @1 – I’m still waiting for my 72 virgins for being First all the time…)
…as Dennis Miller says, “She’s batsh!t crazy!”
…oligarchy is just a click away…
…..during Halloween, me and Hillary will be sharing the same broomstick…its the Communist way.
Walnuts!
…it’s Bush’s fault
…because all the dead people voted with absentee ballots and its still not enough.
…She thought Brody told her they’d need a bigger vote.
…because otherwise… Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes…
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
…it may be the last time you get to vote.
…her face has fallen and can’t get up to the polling place.
…it’s a good way to self late term abort since Obamacare is taking too long.
…because how else can you get right wing extremists to stop being first.
…nothing says liberal like destroying world around your enemies.
…”After this, the Deluge!”
…”nice little country you got here – it would be too bad if something were to happen…”
…at this point, what difference does it make?
…we’re keeping a list…
…IRS agents are standing by…
…we need to get an accurate count of stupid lazy people so we know how many new EBT cards to make.
… you can do it so often!
… that’s how your vote is going to be registered anyway.
… if you’re going to become one of the unemployed, you might as well vote like them too.
… if you’re not part of dissolution (or disillusion), you’re part of the problem.
…under current regulations, she will only be able to collect unemployment for 26 weeks in California.
. . . otherwise the oceans will rise, the planet will stop healing, the Rethuglicans will confiscate your condoms and force wymyn into pregnancy at gunpoint, mass shootings with assault weapons will occur daily in elementary schools (outside of Chicago, even!), African Americans will be called Negroes again (oh, the indignity!), men will openly leer at attractive wymyn, wymyn will be called women again (oh, the indignity!), people will openly drink 32-oz. Big Gulps and refused to be shamed into good health, people will have to pay for their own gender reassignment surgeries, college tuition debts will be collected, gay marriage will be openly questioned, people will be free to express religious opinions that are not favored by the intelligentsia, the borders will be closed, Europeans will laugh at us, NASA will stop reaching out to Muslims, the Armed Forces will stop trying to combat climate change, the CDC won’t care if lesbians get fat, school lunches will be edible again (oh, the childhood obesity!), and our terrorist chickens will all come home to roost.
…that’s how the ballots that will be counted have been marked.
That does it, @18, I’m voting Democrat!
. . . it’s less effort than making an informed choice.
. . . they know where you live and where your children attend school.
. . . it’s the part of Teddy Kennedy, Jimmy Carter, Christopher Dodd, Al Gore, and John Kerry.
…because they’re damned if they do and damned if they don’t.
… Democrats and their staffs hare used to job-lock; it’s not so bad, after all.
… Hope is awful and Change is worse.
…she really misses flying on Air Force Three.
…she really hates working in hubby’s tuna cannery.
…they have to if they want their EBT cards refilled.
… “3 out of 4 Batmans vote democrat. Don’t you want to be like Batman?” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPRscxQZs8E
… the payment on her yacht is due
…idiots like to feel as if they are not alone.
Don’t forget to practice your smug, self-satisfied, oh-so-superior sneer.
… a “Mine! Mine! Mine!” is a terrible thing to waste.
…Josh Earnest revealed the White House has no contingency plan for a Republican Senate.
…because to not vote Democrat is to invite The Götterdämerung.
…because if you don’t, Hillary is going to come by and take your cookies!
…because rather than walkin’round money, they were handing out cookies.
Nancy Pelosi said people should vote Democrat next week because…
that’s how we are going to be counting them anyway.
most of their usual illegal voters will be back in Mexico visiting relatives.
SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!
the world is round it turns me on…..
otherwise she’s doing that “spread” in next month’s Playboy.
otherwise she will have Anonymiss audited and there will be no more cookies!
I’m be coming for you, and you’re little dog too!
Nancy Pelosi said people should vote Democrat next week because…
otherwise there will be another “Hitler in the bunker” video parody.
@ #23 – “Democrats and their staffs hare used to job-lock” – Isn’t that bunny abuse? I would have thought they would use rats instead…
…she had to say something. She was in danger of losing the title of “world’s greatest gas producer” to Bárðarbunga volcano In Iceland.
@37 Bob B: That’s what happens when you incompletely replace “have gotten” with “are”.
Plus, “hare” sounds more like a pirate than “are”!
And, as for bunny abuse, they wouldn’t just be losing their jobs, but also their bunny-fits.
(Abbeyscury award to Walrus)
Fixed it.
…stupid is as stupid does.
“Oh… LOOK… Shiny!”
… she wants to have the last laugh on Ben Franklin. who once told her “A republic — if you can keep it.”
… she has a giant novelty gavel, and knows how to use it.
… something something war on women something extreme something something Koch brothers.
… Republicans are worse than Hitler — and when the going gets tough, the tough get Godwin.
… it’s in your best interest: if a failure to buy health insurance can constitutionally be taxed, then logically so can a failure to vote Democratic.
… the vote substitution program is being overwhelmed.
It’s what all the cool kids are doing.
If you don’t, she’ll get angry. You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.
… because they still haven’t gotten around to outlawing voting for a different party.
Nancy Pelosi said people should vote Democrat next week because…
otherwise PETA will come and liberate your cats and dogs.
Nancy Pelosi said people should vote Democrat next week because…
it is guaranteed to make you a chick magnet Tiger. Grrrrrr.
…because if you don’t, the Democrats will be Left behind.
(*Ding Ding Ding… crash*)
Nancy Pelosi said people should vote Democrat next week because…
they don’t want you voting for the Communists mistakenly.
…cause the IRS knows who you are
. . . dead people can’t win this election by themselves, no matter how often they vote.
our out of control government spending depends on it.
…you want then to be grateful when you’re in front of a death panel with an expensive disease.
… Republicans are trying to ban cookies!
… It’s coldhearted to put Democratic senators out of a job in this job market!
Nancy Pelosi said people should vote Democrat next week because…
…if not, worlds will collide
…the word “socialist” does not appear on the ballot.
Nancy Pelosi said people should vote Democrat next week because…
If America is going to continue its path to Hell as envisioned by the current White House idiocracy, people should elect history’s most proficient shuttle handbasket service as a support group.
…face it, you’re too darn lazy to add moaning and groaning to your begging and pleading.
…if the Rethuglicans win who they gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!!! Then we will never win another election.
…she’ll get you and your little dog Toto too!
…democrat voters are so lazy they’ll put off voting till the following week.
…democrat voters are so stupid they’ll forget which party to vote for and the next thing you know, Pat Buchanan wins in a landslide.
Nancy Pelosi said people should vote Democrat next week because…
… otherwise she will eat your children!
… useless nitwits like to feel needed.
… dial 2 for potato (seems as good as any other reason, sorry).
I judged this here: http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2014/10/nuke-punchline-gimme-gimme-gimme.html
Go and see if you’re the lucky cookie winner 😛 at 12:30 EDT.
@66 Anonymiss – Thank you…
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