Wendy Davis’ campaign organizer Tweeting “If you’re a woman and you voted Republican, fall off of the face of the earth.” I wish I were making this up.
Wendy Davis’ campaign organizer Tweeting “If you’re Hispanic and you voted Republican in this election, I strongly suggest you reevaluate your life.” I wish I were making this up.
The most awkward moment during the election night television coverage…When Eric Holder told people who voted republican at the polling places he was “monitoring”, “You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! [to Justice Department Agents] Take them away!”
The most awkward moment during the election night television coverage…when Juan William held his hands over his ears and kept screaming, “It’s NOT a republican wave!” over and over again.
The most awkward moment during the election night television coverage…Chris Matthews sucking his thumb, asking for his “binky” and whimpering for a straight hour and a half.
Who watches TV on election night? Okay, I admit to watching Big Bang Theory.
So some “Republicans” won, huh? I’ll believe the party that gave us “Medicare Prescription Drug Coverage” can make one wit of difference in this socialist country when I see it. In fact, I’ll believe it when they impeach Barack Obama in the House and try him in the Senate. That would be a good start.
. . . occurred when Ed Schultz moon-walked while giving his commentary
. . . involved Chris Hayes and a large tin of Sterno
. . . took place when Chris Matthews tried to order a fifth of cheap Scotch from the local liquor store and discovered that his Visa card was maxed out
. . . wasn’t nearly as awkward as the average minute of Keith Olbermann’s show (when he had one)
…Obama endorsing Reid as minority leader, saying that he looks more like his son than Trayvon does.
…was Sandra Fluke going on a crime spree, robbing people of their birth control that she could horde until the next election, or at least until next Tuesday.
… Was Glenn Beck licking Chris Matthew’s face. (But who can resist those sweet, sweet tears?)
… Was the bake sale selling cookies made with ‘real liberal tears’ instead of sugar.
… Was when Mark Uterus curled up in a fetal position because he was loosing. And when a helpful woman came by to rip him to pieces, he said that she didn’t have a right to do that to a human being.
… Was when the Chicago machine realized they had mispunched their faked ballots, resulting in a Republican winning Illinois.
…when Harry Reid mentioned how Lord Moloch was going to be displeased with him just moments before he burst into flames and was swallowed into a portal to Hades, live on camera, leaving Chris Matthews all alone trying to describe how the TEA Party are the evil ones.
http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2014/11/04/deceased-candidate-leading-wash-state-house-race/
Tingles Matthews screaming at Corey Booker and calling the Senate “pissant”?
I wish I were making this up…
Leaks about the pending executive order to mandate walnuts in school lunch cookies.
Wendy Davis’ campaign organizer Tweeting “If you’re a woman and you voted Republican, fall off of the face of the earth.” I wish I were making this up.
Wendy Davis’ campaign organizer Tweeting “If you’re a student and you voted Republican, slap yourself eight times.” I wish I were making this up.
…realizing that regardless of who won, we would still be represented by politicians.
Wendy Davis’ campaign organizer Tweeting “If you’re Hispanic and you voted Republican in this election, I strongly suggest you reevaluate your life.” I wish I were making this up.
The most awkward moment during the election night television coverage…
was when the MSM felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
@4,5,7 Here’s the link, CrabbyOldBat. Wow. http://twitchy.com/2014/11/05/i-have-officially-lost-it-battleground-texas-organizer-for-wendy-davis-totally-melts-down-on-twitter/
The most awkward moment during the election night television coverage…
was when Obama was asked if he had enough Ink in his veto pen.
when the Press refused to admit it ever covered some person named “Obama”.
when they ran out of tissues at MSNBC.
when someone offered Kay Hagan some Anonymiss cookies on her victory, then snatched them away.
Ditto for Landrieu
Ditto for Pryor
Ditto for Beghich
Ditto for Ormand
Ditto for Udall
Hehehehehehehehehe.
The most awkward moment during the election night television coverage…When Eric Holder told people who voted republican at the polling places he was “monitoring”, “You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! [to Justice Department Agents] Take them away!”
The most awkward moment during the election night television coverage…when Juan William held his hands over his ears and kept screaming, “It’s NOT a republican wave!” over and over again.
The most awkward moment during the election night television coverage…Chris Matthews sucking his thumb, asking for his “binky” and whimpering for a straight hour and a half.
Chris Matthews rubbing his flacid thigh and apologizing that this never happened before.
… was when Rachel Maddow got so drunk she started fondling Chris Mathhews’ breasts.
@15: (and yes, I owe everyone a gallon of brain bleach for that one)
16: And a new keyboard, this one seems to have exceeded it’s soda capacity…
…was Karl Rove being force to don the cowboy hat of shamed irrelevance.
… was Mark Udall rocking in the fetal position muttering “Uterus” over and over in place of his concession speech.
Who watches TV on election night? Okay, I admit to watching Big Bang Theory.
So some “Republicans” won, huh? I’ll believe the party that gave us “Medicare Prescription Drug Coverage” can make one wit of difference in this socialist country when I see it. In fact, I’ll believe it when they impeach Barack Obama in the House and try him in the Senate. That would be a good start.
. . . occurred when Ed Schultz moon-walked while giving his commentary
. . . involved Chris Hayes and a large tin of Sterno
. . . took place when Chris Matthews tried to order a fifth of cheap Scotch from the local liquor store and discovered that his Visa card was maxed out
. . . wasn’t nearly as awkward as the average minute of Keith Olbermann’s show (when he had one)
The most awkward moment during the election night television coverage…
was when Maddow started muttering about not having “Dead Mexicans” to make the difference this time around.
The most awkward moment during the election night television coverage…
The Houston Chronicle printing up a “Davis Wins!” special edition and starting to peddle it right after the polls closed.
Debbie Was-A-Man Schultz frantically searching the trunks of cars in salvage yards for votes. Lots of them.
In an interview on MSLSD, President Jarrett stated she was not a lame duck.
Obama signing an EO banning voting in years not divisible by 4. Then expanding that to every year, calling the original a “typo.”
Obama ordering his press lackeys not to use the term “climate change” to describe the tsunami.
@23 Gumbeaux – “Obama signing an EO banning voting in years not divisible by 4. Then expanding that to every year, calling the original a “typo.””
Not too far off:
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/03/opinion/cancel-the-midterms.html
@16 Just one gallon?
@14 You should also be ashamed of yourself.
… was when Alison Grimes refused to answer whether she voted for herself or not.
…Obama endorsing Reid as minority leader, saying that he looks more like his son than Trayvon does.
…was Sandra Fluke going on a crime spree, robbing people of their birth control that she could horde until the next election, or at least until next Tuesday.
…was Obama calling for a bier summit.
Was when the election was called for Bush, no wait, Gore, no, Bush.
The Nielsen ratings gave Alf reruns a higher rating.
… Was Glenn Beck licking Chris Matthew’s face. (But who can resist those sweet, sweet tears?)
… Was the bake sale selling cookies made with ‘real liberal tears’ instead of sugar.
… Was when Mark Uterus curled up in a fetal position because he was loosing. And when a helpful woman came by to rip him to pieces, he said that she didn’t have a right to do that to a human being.
… Was when the Chicago machine realized they had mispunched their faked ballots, resulting in a Republican winning Illinois.
…when Harry Reid mentioned how Lord Moloch was going to be displeased with him just moments before he burst into flames and was swallowed into a portal to Hades, live on camera, leaving Chris Matthews all alone trying to describe how the TEA Party are the evil ones.
@25: Yes, just one gallon. It’s all I can afford in the Obama economy.
… was when the emperor realized he was wearing no clothes.
They kept breaking for Walking Dead commercials every time they discussed the Democrats chances of holding the Senate.
I judged this one here: http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2014/11/nuke-punchline-sweet-sweet-silence.htm
Go see who walked away with my cookies…
@34 – The page is missing… is this scheduled for later?
Try this: http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2014/11/nuke-punchline-sweet-sweet-silence.html
I think I accidentally deleted the “l” from html. Oops…
Ah… much better…
Thank you…
Link posted.