Straight Line of the Day: What’s the Best Tagline for an Anti-Obamacare TV Ad?

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What’s the best tagline for an anti-Obamacare TV ad?

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  1. If you like your mortician, you can keep your mortician.

    Obamacare will make sure you stay covered (with at least 6 feet of dirt)

    If you like government in your bedroom, you’re gonna love them in your hospital bed!

    Man, I wish my doctor’s office was more like the DMV.

  2. ObamaCare is to your health what the DMV is to your calm.

    Blue pill? Red pill? What difference, at this point, does it make?

    Just remember, this program was designed by the party whose members think Americans landed on Mars, too many military personnel will cause an island to tip over, decry the fact that half of our children rank below average on reading tests, think abortions are guaranteed in the Constitution but owning a weapon isn’t, confuse acceptance with tolerance, call it a “smear campaign” when their own words are used and are barely holding on to congress even with 100% of the MSM running interference for them.

  3. Remember sir, you married him in health AND sickness, so who are we to break up a happy home.

    Our efficiency ensures that you won’t be late for your own funeral.

    Obamacare means those shovel ready jobs are finally here.

    Obamacare, except for our new anesthesia protocols, is better than a sharp stick in the eye.

    But what the heck, they do know Shinola from Ebola.

  4. But what if your pharmacist refuses to kiss your booboo and make it all better?

    Do want the same people who regulate the size of your sodas to regulate your postoperative pain medication?

    Third world Ebola patients deserve better than second rate healthcare, but that’s all we’ve got now.

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