These are audio bits written by me (unless otherwise noted) and produced and voiced by Scott McCollum. They're all part of some major plan of which details will be revealed later. Anyhoo, enjoy!

Touch Tone Bombing: Bush tries out the new bombing system.

Arafat's Funeral: A proper goodbye to an old terrorist.

Michael Moore's OnStar Commercial: Mikey needs some help. (one of the most popular audio bits)

John Kerry's OnStar Commercial: Kerry doesn't have enough votes and needs help... quick! (written by Scott McCollum)

Bush's Reelection Speech: Bush tries to be a uniter, not a divider. Also, he delivers the bad news to the terrorists.

Last Minute Endorsement: John Kerry receives a special last minute endorsement.

The Worst Thing About Bush: Of all the horrible things about Bush, this campaign ad reveals what's worst of all.

Career Day: George W. Bush: Bush tells a class of first graders what it's like to be President.

Career Day: John F. Kerry: John Kerry tells a class of first graders about being a Senator.

Hungry Liberals: Bush comes out hard against John Kerry in this campaign ad.

The Key to Fighting Terrorists: In this campaign ad, John Edwards explains why he and John Kerry are uniquely qualified to fight terrorism.

Foreign Support: In this campaign ad, John Kerry touts his foreign support.

War Crimes: John Kerry talks about his dedication to America.

The 2004 Presidential Townhall Debate: The townhall debate between Geroge W. Bush and John Kerry as you probably don't remember it.

The Evil of Halliburton: How evil is Halliburton? Evilier than you probably imagined as this campaign ad tells you. (first audio bit, and, by many, the favorite)