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Babesleaga Group AO : Week 4 : Morgan Fairchild vs Geena Davis
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Morgan Fairchild vs Geena Davis
Morgan Fairchild (1-2-0 Pts. 133 Avg. 44.33)
- Week 1 Lost to Markie Post 36-63
- Week 2 Lost to Teri Garr 47-48
- Week 3 Defeated Goldie Hawn 50-33
VS
Geena Davis (0-3-0 Pts. 115 Avg. 38.33)
- Week 1 Lost to Goldie Hawn 43-46
- Week 2 Lost to Sela Ward 40-53
- Week 3 Lost to Kelly Preston 32-45
Babesleaga Group AO : Week 4 : Goldie Hawn vs Heather Thomas
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Goldie Hawn vs Heather Thomas
Goldie Hawn (1-2-0 Pts. 112 Avg. 37.33)
- Week 1 Defeated Geena Davis 46-43
- Week 2 Lost to Markie Post 33-59
- Week 3 Lost to Morgan Fairchild 33-50
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Heather Thomas (2-1-0 Pts. 142 Avg. 47.33)
- Week 1 Defeated Teri Garr 47-29
- Week 2 Defeated Kelly Preston 61-25
- Week 3 Lost to Markie Post 34-54
Babesleaga Group AO : Week 4 : Teri Garr vs Kelly Preston
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Teri Garr vs Kelly Preston
Teri Garr (2-1-0 Pts. 130 Avg. 43.33)
- Week 1 Lost to Heather Thomas 29-47
- Week 2 Defeated Morgan Fairchild 48-47
- Week 3 Defeated Sela Ward 53-34
VS
Kelly Preston (1-2-0 Pts. 112 Avg. 37.33)
- Week 1 Lost to Sela Ward 42-49
- Week 2 Lost to Heather Thomas 25-61
- Week 3 Defeated Geena Davis 45-32
Straight Line of the Day: Possible Outcome of China’s State Visit to U.S. …
Karoline Leavitt insists Xi’s state visit still on despite Trump’s election claims
Express | July 17, 2026 | Cheyenne R. UbieraKaroline Leavitt has confirmed that Xi Jinping’s September visit to the White House will still happen despite President Donald Trump’s speech on Thursday, accusing China of election meddling.
What’s All This About EtherOpium and Somnalian Immigrants?
Babesleaga Group AO : Week 4 : Sela Ward vs Markie Post
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Sela Ward vs Markie Post
Sela Ward (2-1-0 Pts. 136 Avg. 45.33)
- Week 1 Defeated Kelly Preston 49-42
- Week 2 Defeated Geena Davis 53-40
- Week 3 Lost to Teri Garr 34-53
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Markie Post (3-0-0 Pts. 176 Avg. 58.67)
- Week 1 Defeated Morgan Fairchild 63-36
- Week 2 Defeated Goldie Hawn 59-33
- Week 3 Defeated Heathr Thomas 54-34
Babesleaga Group AO : Week 3 : Results and Standings
We are back after a short, forced hiatus. So let us see where we stand.
Results
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Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Markie Post | 3 – 0 – 0 | 176 | 58.67 | 103 | 58.67 – 34.33 |
| Heather Thomas | 2 – 1 – 0 | 142 | 47.33 | 107 | 47.33 – 35.67 |
| Sela Ward | 2 – 1 – 0 | 136 | 45.33 | 135 | 45.33 – 45.00 |
| Teri Garr | 2 – 1 – 0 | 130 | 43.33 | 128 | 43.33 – 42.67 |
| Morgan Fairchild | 1 – 2 – 0 | 133 | 44.33 | 144 | 44.33 – 48.00 |
| Kelly Preston | 1 – 2 – 0 | 112 | 37.33 | 142 | 37.33 – 47.33 |
| Goldie Hawn | 1 – 2 – 0 | 112 | 37.33 | 152 | 37.33 – 50.67 |
| Geena Davis | 0 – 3 – 0 | 115 | 38.33 | 144 | 38.33 – 48.00 |
Week 4
- 10:00 am Sela Ward vs Markie Post
- 2:00 pm Teri Garr vs Kelly Preston
- 6:00 pm Goldie Hawn vs Heather Thomas
- 8:00 pm Morgan Fairchild vs Geena Davis
Straight Line of the Day: And Why Would a Person Surf Naked on a Train?
Man arrested after surfing naked on top of moving locomotive
KDVR Denver | 07/17/2026 | Spencer KristensenDENVER (KDVR) — A man was arrested for surfing naked on top of a moving locomotive on Thursday, according to a social media post from the Sedgwick County Sheriff’s Office.
The man, identified as Daniel Ray Ballance of Quartzsite, Arizona, broke the window on a Union Pacific Railroad locomotive and entered it.
Ballance was arrested and faces a combination of felony and misdemeanor charges, according to the sheriff’s office.
“For those of you who had the unfortunate experience of seeing this gentleman surfing naked on top of a moving locomotive yesterday, I want you to know that he was arrested on felony and misdemeanor charges,” said the post.
He reportedly expressed to law enforcement his love of vodka, beer and the banjo.
“Daniel expressed his love of vodka, beer and playing the banjo. Unfortunately, we had to separate him from those loves and the train ride,” said the sheriff’s office.
Science!
Eating eggs linked to dangerous heart condition that triggers stroke, new study suggests
Daily Mail | July 24, 2026 | Ciaran Foreman… experts at the Cleveland Clinic in the US have found that those with the life-threatening problem have high levels of trimethylamine N-oxide (TMAO) – which is produced in the gut in response to certain foods.
TMAO is released during digestion of nutrients like carnitine and choline, which are in foods like beef steak and livers, pork and egg yolks.
Can IMAO sue Science for copyright infringement? The innocent public might think IMAO is released during digestion.
IMAO is just TMAO without the bar at the top — a barless top.
Friday Night Open Thread: The SAVE Act
Apparently Trump’s got an ace, but Antifa has a Joker to play:
If Congress does not find a way to vote that bill [the SAVE Act] out to Mr. Trump’s desk before they recess for the rest of the summer in late July, Mr. Trump will invoke an executive order under the National Emergencies Act (NEA) — Public Law 94-412; codified at 50 U.S.C. §§ 1601–1651 — requiring the fifty states to employ all the same provisions that are in the SAVE America Act for the 2026 midterm elections. Under the NEA, the federal courts cannot be used to fight or strike down the executive order; it can only be stopped by a two-thirds vote in both the House and the Senate.
If that is the course that this takes, you can expect Antifa and the Democratic-Socialist foot-soldiers to take to the streets this fall in a violently-amplified episode of “No Kings” demonstrations — because fair and honest elections with citizens-only voting will mean the end of the Democratic Party, and they know it. Last night’s move by President Trump is only the opening bid of a quickening game against the Deep State, and their partners-in-sedition. The game is gonna get rough now.
— “Acceleration”
substack Kunstler.com | 7/17/2026 | James Howard Kuntsler
Straight Line of the Day: Why Would Feral Pigs Overrun a California Neighborhood?
Feral beasts spark chaos across superrich California neighborhood: ‘Really did a number here’
NY Post | 7-21-26 | Nina JoudehA group of feral pigs has sparked chaos in an affluent area of San Jose after tearing up landscaped lawns at a business park in search of food, leaving employees stunned by the destruction.
Video captured along Hellyer Drive showed a sounder of wild pigs rooting through grassy areas and ripping up sections of landscaping, with workers saying the damage unfolded over just a few days.
“It was all a good patch of green grass we used to enjoy in the break time, but now it’s all messy,” employee Bhawani Shankar said.
Welcome to IMAO! Acknowledgement
Bond Girlathon Friday : Results fro 7/17/2026 : New Matches for 7/24/2026
Things disappearring? Are we cursed?
Results from 7/17/2026
| (7) Ursula Andress | No Preference | (15) Shirley Eaton |
|---|---|---|
| 103 | 0 | 83 |
| (12) Honor Blackman | No Preference | (14) Tania Mallet |
|---|---|---|
| 98 | 1 | 90 |
New Matches for 7/24/2026
Match 1
Nadja Regin (Bonita) vs Aliza Gur (Vida)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Nadja Regin | 1 – 6 – 0 | 357 – 30 – 867 |
Actress: Nadja Regin Nationality: Serbian Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964) Synopsis:
In the exciting pre-title sequence of Goldfinger, Bond foils the plots of a heroin baron and blows up his operations with plastic explosives. Before leaving, Bond takes care of some unfinished business, to have a bath with Bonita. The excursion turns out to be a trap, as Bonita seduces Bond so that a henchman can knock him unconscious. Bond sees the reflection in Bonita’s eyes, and she gets knocked on the head while the henchman is electrocuted in the bath. “Shocking. Positively shocking” Bond remarks before leaving the room.
Nadja Regin
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Aliza Gur | 2 – 5 – 0 | 375 – 32 – 763 |
Vida
Actress: Aliza Gur Nationality: Israeli Bond Movie: From Russia With Love (1963) Synopsis:
Vida and Zora engaged in an intense cat fight, scratching, fighting and trying to strangle each other. The fight was broken up when an assassin attacked the camp to try and kill Kerim Bey. Bond saved the life of the camp’s leader in the process, who in turn honoured Bond’s request to end the fighting. Happy to have their leader alive, Vida and Zora warmed to Bond, who got to entertain them for the evening.
ALiza Gur
Margaret Nolan (Dink) vs Martine Beswick (Zora, Paula Caplan)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Margaret Nolan | 3 – 4 – 0 | 718 – 4 – 687 |
Actress: Margaret Nolan Nationality: English Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964) Synopsis:
Margaret Nolan played the Golden Girl in the title sequence and the pre-release advertising for Goldfinger. However, the producers eventually choose Shirley Eaton to play Jill Masterson, and Nolan was given the much smaller role of the pool-side masseuse Dink. Dink is shown massaging Bond, but has to leave when Felix Leiter arrives for some “man’s talk.”
Margaret Nolan
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Martine Beswick | 2 – 5 – 0 | 550 – 13 – 740 |
Zora
Paula Caplan
Actress: Martine Beswick Nationality: English Bond Movie: From Russia With Love (1963) Synopsis:
Head of Station in Istanbul, Kerim Bey, took Bond to a gypsy camp, where the two girls Vida and Zora were to fight to the death over a man. Zora was played by Martine Beswick, who would return 3 years later to play another Bond girl in Thunderball.
Actress: Martine Beswick Nationality: Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Paula Caplan was Bond’s liaison in Nassau. She was played by Martine Beswick, who had previously played Bond girl Zora in From Russia With Love. Paula helped Bond to make contact with Domino Derval, but met her end after being captured by SPECTRE agents, taking a cyanide pill to avoid torture.
Martine Beswick