Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 6/12/2026 : New Matches for 6/19/2026

| (4) Famke Janssen | No Preference | Tsai Chin |
|---|---|---|
| 165 | 0 | 21 |
| Karin Dor | No Preference | Serena Gordon |
|---|---|---|
| 94 | 1 | 76 |
New Matches for 6/19/2026
Match 1
(8) Jill St. John (Tiffany Case) vs Michelle Yeoh (Wai Lin)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (8) Jill St. John | 5 – 1 – 0 | 874 – 5 – 449 |
Actress: Jill St. John Nationality: American Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
Tiffany Case was a diamond smuggler in part of a pipeline of smugglers that ultimately ended at Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Courier Peter Franks was supposed to pass the diamonds to Tiffany, but Bond intercepted and impersonated Franks, and managed to take the diamonds for himself. Bond’s involvement saved Tiffany being murdered, and she eventually switched to Bond’s allegiance.

Jill St. John
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Michelle Yeoh | 3 – 3 – 0 | 475 – 6 – 698 |
Actress: Michelle Yeoh Nationality: Malaysian Bond Movie: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) Synopsis:
Wai Lin was a Red Chinese agent, and had the same mission as Bond to investigate media magnate Elliot Carver. Carver had been suspected of causing tragic events so that he could get exclusive coverage on them and increase his ratings. Wai Lin was intelligent and worked more cleverly than Bond on several occasions. Eventually they teamed up together and stormed Carver’s stealth ship.

Michelle Yeoh
Match 2
(2) Jacqueline Bisset(Giovanna Goodthighs) vs (1) Teri Hatcher (Paris Carver)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (2) Jacqueline Bisset | 6 – 0 – 0 | 962 – 0 – 244 |
Miss Goodthighs is a Smersh agent who attempts to kill baccarat master Evelyn Tremble (operating under the alias James Bond 007) at Casino Royale in a bid to prevent him from bankrupting her employer Le Chiffre. She meets him in a hotel room, wearing a nightgown and cradling a large bottle of champagne suggestively in her arms. Despite successfully seducing and poisoning him with a spiked drink, he is rescued by his recruiter and ally Vesper Lynd. When Tremble asks what became of her, Lynd remarks that she “took care of her”.

Jacqueline Bisset
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (1) Teri Hatcher | 6 – 0 – 0 | 1218 – 1 – 237 |
Actress: Teri Hatcher Nationality: American Bond Movie: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) Synopsis:
Paris Carver was an ex-lover of Bond’s, and wife of media mogul Elliot Carver. When Elliot was suspected as a terrorist, M sent Bond to seduce Paris and use his prior relationship to get information. Paris wasn’t happy to see Bond, and refused to help him. However, when Elliot spotted the two talking, and tried to kill Paris, she changed her mind and told Bond everything. She died that evening as Elliot sent henchman Dr. Kaufman to kill her.

Teri Hatcher
Straight Line of the Day: Causes of the Big Chimpanzee Rift…
Largest Known Wild Chimpanzee Community Breaks Apart After Decades of Unity
SciTech Daily | June 2, 2026 | University of Texas at Austin
Wild chimpanzees in Uganda split into two separate communities and later engaged in deadly attacks against each other.
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For the first 20 years of research, the chimpanzee community remained united. Individuals regularly moved among flexible subgroups, known as “clusters,” while maintaining social bonds across the larger group. This fission-fusion social structure is common in chimpanzees, with members temporarily separating and later rejoining.
That pattern began to change in 2015, when researchers noticed growing division between the Western and Central clusters, which increasingly avoided one another.
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Cartoons and Memes
Straight Line of the Day: Do You Plan To Go to Hersheypark and Hide Under a Table, and Miss Out on the 55-Person Brawl at the SooperDooperLooper Coaster?
Giant brawl forced Hersheypark to stop rollercoaster as parents hid under tables: police
PennLive | 9 June 2026 | Zahriah BalentineHersheypark visitors shielded their children and hid under tables during a wide-scale fight on opening day in April, police said in court documents released Tuesday.
The rollercoaster Skyrush also had to come to an emergency stop during the April 3 series of fights, Derry Township police wrote in an affidavit of probable cause charging Quaneek Williams, 18, with riot, a felony, and other charges including assault and failing to disperse.
Williams, of Lemoyne, was one of 55 people between 12 and 19 years old charged in connection with the brawl. …
Police said surveillance footage showed two groups of people arguing before a fight broke out near the SooperDooperLooper coaster about five minutes prior.
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Nah. I plan to go to go to DisneyWorld and watch Bearded Snow White during Pride Month.
Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 6/10/2026 : New Matches for 6/17/2026

I think I could have made a great Bond girl. What do you think?
Results from 6/10/2026
| (1) Barbara Bach | No Preference | (7) Britt Ekland |
|---|---|---|
| 164 | 0 | 59 |
| (11) Madelaine Smith | No Preference | (16) Sue Vanner |
|---|---|---|
| 134 | 1 | 84 |
New Matches for 6/17/2026
Match 1
(6) Caroline Munro (Naomi) vs Gloria Hendry (Rosie Carver)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (6) Caroline Munro | 8 – 0 – 0 | 1268 – 13 – 410 |
Actress: Caroline Munro Nationality: English Bond Movie: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) Synopsis:
Naomi was an aid for Karl Stromberg, and escorted Bond and Anya Amasova to Stromberg’s oceanic citadel, the Atlantis. After Bond’s meeting ended, Stromberg instructed henchman Jaws to kill the two spies. In an intense chase sequence with Bond and Amasova driving a Lotus Esprit, Jaws shot at them from a car, another henchmen tried to kill them with a sidecar-missile, and Naomi tried to shoot them down from a helicopter. She met her end as Bond blew up her helicopter with a surface-to-air missile.

Caroline Munro
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Gloria Hendry | 1 – 7 – 0 | 231 – 24 – 1355 |

Rosie Carver
Actress: Gloria Hendry Nationality: American Bond Movie: Live and Let Die (1973) Synopsis:
Rosie Carver was an inept and incompetent double agent, working for the CIA and for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She checked into Bond’s hotel room as Mrs. Bond, and said she would take him to the spot where Bains, another MI6 agent, was killed. While picnicking near the area, Bond confronts Rosie, revealing that he knows she is working for Kanaga. Bond threatens to kill her, and Rosie runs away, only to be killed by a hidden gun in one of Kanaga’s scarecrows.

Gloria Hendry
Match 2
Olga Bisera (Felicca) vs (8) Jane Seymour (Solitaire)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Olga Bisera | 1 – 7 – 0 | 391 – 16 – 1207 |

Felicca
Actress: Olga Bisera Nationality: Bosnian Bond Movie: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) Synopsis:
Felicca worked for Aziz Fekkesh, a black market dealer who was selling the microfilms of a submarine tracking system. Fekkesh instructed Felicca to entertain Bond, should he call round, so that henchman Sandor could kill him. In their brief time together, Felicca took a liking to Bond, and when she saw Sandor about to shoot him, she spun round and took the bullet herself.

Olga Bisera
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (8) Jane Seymour | 6 – 2 – 0 | 1259 – 7 – 787 |

Solitaire
Actress: Jane Seymour Nationality: English Bond Movie: Live and Let Die (1973) Synopsis:
Solitaire was a psychic tarot card reader working for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She predicted the movements of James Bond and other men who posed a threat to their operations. Solitaire was practically imprisoned by Kananga as he knew that, like her mother, she would lose her psychic gift if she were to make love. When first meeting Bond, Solitaire drew the lovers card, predicting the fate of her and Bond. Indeed, Solitaire soon lost her powers, and became a target of Kananga’s wrath.

Jane Seymour
Babesleaga Update : 6/16/2026
Hi guys, just wanted to give you a furher update. THis weekend was a mess for me including getting a severe sunburn on my right hand leading to a heat rash. Rather painful and combined with heat exhaustion made posting anything difficult. So I am resetting this week, starting to feel better and we will be back on Babesleaga schedule next week. Biggest part of the project is getting Group AN researched. Gotta find those photos you know. I also want to address a post about “How about some dudes” for a contest. I might try a classic movie star contest in the future but there is no date certain for that project. We will see. Hope everyone else is looking forward to their summer and I will post this little preview of the Fourth. I know I’m at attention.



Straight Line of the Day: Examples of How Much Easier It Is To Live When You Give Up on Perfection: …
Immigration. Heh.
Million migrants expected to sign up for Spain’s amnesty
The Telegraph | June 15, 2026 | James CrispSpain’s migrant amnesty is set to attract more than one million people, which is double the expected number of undocumented workers seeking legal residency rights.
The migration ministry said it had received about 900,000 applications. The government initially thought only half a million illegal migrants would claim.

Meanwhile: . . .
Tourists in Spain face scrutiny over their finances – with new rules meaning visitors could be asked to prove they have ‘sufficient’ money for their stay
daily mailMillions of Britons will jet off to Spain this summer – but holidaymakers should make sure they’re financially solvent before they touch down or face being denied entry.
Tourists visiting for up to 90 days could be asked to present proof of having sufficient means for the duration of their proposed stay, after regulations were first introduced post-Brexit in 2021.
Spain’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs quietly announced earlier this year that every visitor to the destination in 2026 will now be required to have €122.10 (£105.53) per person per day.
So, interns can’t go there unless they sneak in and apply for amnesty.

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