
Just a wellness check. You guys good?

Good afternoon.
Elke Sommer vs Markie Post
Elke Sommer (1-4-0 Pts. 177 Avg. 35.40)

VS
Markie Post (3-2-0 Pts. 217 Avg. 43.40)

An Army of Paid Creators Is Carpeting the Web With Political Content
The New York Times | Sept. 24, 2026 | Ken Bensinger and Stuart A. Thompson
mmm … Kim Basinger.
https://stan.store/blog/influencer-rates/
Influencer rates in 2026 are shaped by far more than follower count: platform, content format, engagement quality, audience location, and niche demand all affect pricing. Video-first formats (Instagram Reels, TikTok, YouTube integrations) command higher rates than static posts. Micro influencers offer the best cost-to-results ratio for most brands. This guide covers data-backed pricing benchmarks for nano, micro, macro, and mega influencers across every major platform.
Are you effing kidding me? What planet have I beamed down on to?
All I want to see are DamnCat videos.
Good morning.
Ann-Margaret vs Salma Hayek
Ann-Margaret (5-0-0 Pts. 281 Avg. 56.20)

VS
Salma Hayek (4-1-0 Pts. 217 Avg. 43.40)

Will there be any late upsets? We shall see.
Results
Standings
| Contestants | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sydney Sweeney | 5 – 0 – 0 | 309 | 61.80 | 130 | 61.80 – 26.00 |
| Ann-Margaret | 5 – 0 – 0 | 281 | 56.20 | 130 | 52.20 – 26.00 |
| Salma Hayek | 4 – 1 – 0 | 217 | 43.40 | 207 | 43.40 – 41.40 |
| Markie Post | 3 – 2 – 0 | 217 | 43.40 | 210 | 43.40 – 42.00 |
| Shania Twain | 2 – 3 – 0 | 195 | 39.00 | 229 | 39.00 – 45.80 |
| Elke Sommer | 1 – 4 – 0 | 177 | 35.40 | 235 | 35.40 – 47.00 |
| Dina Meyer | 0 – 5 – 0 | 148 | 29.60 | 270 | 29.60 – 54.00 |
| Maureen O’Hara | 0 – 5 – 0 | 139 | 27.80 | 274 | 27.80 – 54.80 |
Week 6

So, these days Christian pastors don’t have to believe in Jesus Christ. Got it. Weird though, ain’t it?
“We have no way of knowing if Jesus ever really existed … and whether or not Jesus really existed doesn’t even really matter to me. The fact remains that the message that was delivered by someone named Jesus, supposedly, – and it could have all been made up for all I know … And the God in the Old Testament is not a loving God. He’s a vengeful, people-killing kind of God. This is a lot of mythology … Jesus was put on that cross — not to save us — Jesus was put on that cross because Rome hated him and they thought he was a threat to their domination of the area. He didn’t die to save our sins.” ~~ Rev. Babs Miller, James Talaico’s Lesbian Pastor

TGIF? Really? That’s all you got?
“The ’80s was a brutal, brutal time for people. It was a f***ing mess and people forget that. It was a tremendous strife. Socio political tensions everywhere. We were still pretty fresh off a Cuban missile crisis, which was only 15-20 years before. It’s a tumultuous period, but you look back at it now and you’re like, ‘Oh, yeah. Top Gun. Cocaine!’ Like, ‘No!’ It was really scary.” ~~ Ryan Reynolds
Our society is polyamorous, polymorphic, polytheistic, and polysyllabic. It promotes giving everything to everyone, as long as they can muster the language skills to ask for it.

That’s “muster,” not “mister.”
Spoiled parents raising spoiled parrots. With a few cockatoos thrown in. Children of braacckkkkkkkken homes.

Society is a Dead Parrot Sketch without a punchline, with conservatives in the role of John Cleese. It’s sad.