A.I. Oppo applies res-training order to:

RES Resolution
RES Resistance (gaming, Diablo 2)
RES Resource (File Name Extension)

RES Reset
RES Restoration
RES Residence
RES Resurrection (gaming)
RES Research Department (International Monetary Fund)
RES Real Estate Services
RES Resistor
RES Retail Export Scheme
RES Resistencia, Chaco, Argentina (Airport Code)
RES Real Estate Solutions (various locations)

RES Resonator
RES Ressources pour l’Enseignement des Sciences (French: Resources for Teaching Science)
RES Radiation Exposure State
RES Radio Equipment and Systems
RES Repair and Exchange Services (various companies)
RES Residenz (German: home)
RES Reticuloendothelial System
RES Reddit Enhancement Suite (software)
RES Recensement des Equipements Sportifs (French: Census of Sports Equipment)
RES Reseau d’Entreprises Sociales (French)
RES Renewable Energy Source
RES Randolph Elementary School (Randolph, VT)
RES Regional Economic Strategy (UK)
RES Ransom-Everglades School (Florida)
RES Review of Economic Studies (publication)
RES Rear Entertainment System (Honda’s DVD System)
RES Recurrent Corneal Erosion Syndrome
RES Robots Exclusion Standard
RES Reykjavik Eye Study
RES Réacteur d’Essai (French: Test Reactor; nuclear power)
RES Reticulo-Endothelial System (medicine)
RES Receive-Only Earth Station
RES Regional Employment Specialist
RES Rudder Elevator Spoiler
RES Real Enterprise Solutions (software)
RES Rothamsted Experimental Station
RES Rochester Engineering Society
RES Receiver End System
RES Racial Equality Standard (UK)
RES Russian and Eurasian Security Network (global initiative)
RES Radiology Education Seminars (Nashville, TN)
RES Radio Equipment System
RES Remote Entry Server
RES Reserve Evaluation System
RES Resolicited (comic book publishing industry preorders)
RES Reference Energy System
RES Reentry System
RES Radar Environment Simulator
RES Roary’s Eye-Magination Station (Moshi Monsters)
RES Real Estate Supplement (USACE)
RES Range Extension Subsystem
RES Rwanda Evaluation Society
RES Reimbursable Equipment Schedule
RES Rosano Electronic Services
RES Recruitment Enhancement Service (various locations)
RES Radar Environment Simulation
RES Remote Encoding Site (US Postal Service)
RES Reserve/Reserves/Residence
RES Riedel Environmental Services, Inc
RES Risk Estimate of the Situation

and I still haven’t gotten my money back.

Don’t you love how journalists get to the point?

Popular Frozen Item Pulled From Walmart, Costco And More In Widespread Food Recall
100 Percent Fed Up | June 05, 2026 | Russell

Consumers are being encouraged to check their freezers for a product that might contain harmful or potentially deadly bacteria.

In the latest recall linked to salmonella risks associated with powdered milk, a popular frozen food sold by Costco and Walmart has been pulled from shelves.

The Hill provided these details:

The most recent recall was shared by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration on Monday.

Four sentences. For God’s sake, what was recalled?

Select batches of Motor City Pizza Co. 5 Cheese Bread were recalled because the dry milk powder was used in the five-cheese sauce blend.

Oh, so one “item” was recalled?

Well, not so fast. This should have been the lead paragraph:

Other recalls linked to the powder impact frozen pizzas, pork rinds, multiple Zapp’s and Dirty brand chips, several snack mixes sold under brand names Fisher, Squirrel Brand, Southern Style Nuts, and Target’s private label, Good & Gather; select croutons sold at Kroger stores in several states; specialty beverages;

… could you be more specific?

and select 3-ounce bottles of Pork King Good Sour Cream & Onion seasoning products.

Also recalled because of the powder were several batches of sour cream and onion cheese curds sold only in New York, select pita chips sold at Giant Eagle stores in five states, a specific lot of sour cream and onion popcorn seasoning, multiple products containing a white cheddar seasoning, and a parmesan ranch seasoning product sold at Walmart stores nationwide.

Guess one would have to go to the source for the list.

If you purchased an affected product, here’s what to do:

You are advised not to consume products affected by the recall.

Now THAT’s useful information!

Quick — need a plausible reason to justify it.

• Developing a James Bond parody, and needed this to make it work.

• Want to see my insurance agent have a heart attack when I show up with a scotch in my hand.

• Cindy asked me. Cindy, ask the nice auditor to overlook it.

Did OnlyFans Get Hacked? The Truth Behind the Viral 340M Leak
MSN | Derek Gibbs

A claim that OnlyFans suffered a massive data breach has spread rapidly across X and Reddit in the past 48 hours, with reports alleging that a hacker is selling a database containing records for 340 million users and creators. The viral story has triggered panic among creators and subscribers, with many rushing to change passwords or delete accounts.

However, a closer look at the available evidence shows this is not a direct hack of OnlyFans’ systems. Instead, it appears to be a large-scale compilation of data pulled from older breaches and publicly visible profiles.

What the hacker is actually selling

On May 25, 2026, cybersecurity researchers and outlets including Hackread reported that a threat actor using the alias Euphoric_Reply_5727 is advertising a massive OnlyFans-linked dataset on a cybercrime forum. The asking price is 0.313 BTC, roughly $76,000 at the time of listing.

What a world. Hackers blackmailing — or blackmailers hacking — OnlyFantasists. Does anyone have time for a real job anymore? No, not that kind of job.

Dotted Line Shows His Recent Movements

Swiped off the internet:

(If you’re curious about the real story, it’s here.)

Swiped off the internet:

Of course, it’ll never vanish, but Bill Gates certainly did change his tune. And the drumbeat. And his mosquitoes.