Straight Line of the Day: What’s Up With the Train That Kills People?

Miami Graffiti Artist Dies After Being Struck by Train That’s Reportedly Killed Over 200 People
People | 5/22/26 | Charna Flam

And what’s up with the name Charna Flam?

The Brightline train is one of two high-speed trains in the U.S., traveling as fast as 125 miles per hour. The train began test runs in 2017. Since then, there have been over 200 fatalities associated with Brightline trains that took place near or on the tracks.

Um, probably very near, am I correct?


 


 

Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 5/27/2026 : New Matches for 6/3/2026

Well looky here, we got all the matches straightened out and we move on confidently to round 9 matches. Whew!

Results from 5/27/2026

(4) Gemma ArtertonNo PreferenceTonia Sotiropoulou
148142

(2) Diana RiggNo Preference(10) Lea Seydoux
122193

Catherine SchellNo PreferenceGloria Hendry
147028

New Matches for 6/3/2027

Match 1

(2) Diana Rigg (Teresa di Vicenzo) vs Carmen du Sautoy (Saida)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(2) Diana Rigg8 – 0 – 01516 – 8 – 463
Teresa di Vicenzo

Actress:Diana Rigg
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

Synopsis:

Contessa Teresa di Vicenzo was the most important girl in Bond’s life, becoming Mrs Tracy Bond by the end of the film. Starting out troubled and suicidal, Tracy was rescued by Bond, who gradually fell in love with her. At their wedding, Bond vowed that they would have all the time in the world together. In a tragic twist of irony, Tracy was assassinated by Ernst Stavro Blofeld as the pair were stopped at a roadside to remove the flowers from their car.

Diana Rigg

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Carmen du Sautoy1 – 7 – 0314 – 29 – 1248
Saide

Actress:Carmen du Sautoy
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Saida was a Lebanese belly dancer, and the ex-lover of agent 002, Bill Fairbanks. When Fairbanks is found dead, Bond visits Saida to find out what happened. Saida mentions that she found the bullet that killed Fairbanks and now uses it as a lucky charm belly button. Bond tries to casually steal the bullet, but after getting hit on the back by the club bouncer, he swallows it by mistake.

Carmen du Sautoy

Who do you prefer?
13 votes · 13 answers

Match 2

Francoise Therry (Chew Mee) vs (15) Maude Adams (Andrea Anders, Octopussy)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Francoise Therry2 – 6 – 0334 – 13 – 1139
Chew Mee

Actress:Francoise Therry
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Chew Mee was a mistress of businessman Hai Fat. While visiting Hai Fat, Bond first saw sight of her while she was swimming naked in the palaces’ pool. Bond asked how the water was, and Chew Mee responded that he should come in and find out. Chew Mee had only a brief appearance, and Bond didn’t make it into the pool.

Francoise Therry

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(15) Maud Adams6 – 2 – 01175 – 10 – 622
Andrea Anders
Octopussy

Actress:Maud Adams
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Miss Anders was the girlfriend of Francisco Scaramanga, the $1 million a shot assassin, the man with the golden gun. She sent a golden bullet to MI6 with 007 engraved on the side, so that it would be thought that Scaramanga had Bond on his hit list. Miss Anders was hoping that Bond would respond to the threat and kill Scaramanga, freeing her from his possession. However, Scaramanga learnt of her betrayal and shot her through the heart.

Actress:Maud Adams
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:Octopussy (1983)

Synopsis:

Octopussy ran an all-women floating island, the girls of which were acrobats for a circus that was a front for a jewellery smuggling operation. She was a partner in crime with Kamal Khan, who stole the jewellery for himself and tried to kill Octopussy. Octopussy saved Bond’s life, and Bond repaid the debt by saving hers. After killing Khan, Bond and Octopussy sail into the sunset, with the acrobat girls rowing for them.

Maud Adams

Who do you prefer?
12 votes · 12 answers


 


 


 

Straight Line of the Day: Striptease for Terrorists? Objective Observers Like Us Might Say…

Leftists Plan Striptease Event to Raise Money for Convicted Antifa Terrorists
The Liberty Daily | May 26, 2026 | Hudson Crozier, The Daily Caller

Leftists are planning an Oregon “strip club” event to raise money for a group supporting convicted members of an Antifa terrorist cell in Texas.

The Williamette Valley Abolition Project will host a May 31 “Sluts 4 Prairieland Defendants” event in Eugene for the sixteen people convicted over a July 2025 shooting at the federal government’s Prairieland Detention Facility for migrants, according to a Friday Instagram announcement. Seven defendants pleaded guilty to terrorism offenses for aiding the Antifa-aligned group that carried out the attack, while jurors convicted nine others of terrorism, attempted murder and other offenses in March. …

A federal investigation found that several defendants arrived at the Prairieland Detention Facility in Alvarado on July 4 night, kicking off a pre-planned protest that took a violent turn. The mob threw fireworks and vandalized federal property before ringleader Benjamin Song opened fire on a police officer, prosecutors said. Authorities arrested several at the scene and began searching for others responsible, including Song, who was a fugitive for eleven days.


 


 

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 5 : Eva Renzi vs Mary Ure

Good night.

Eva Renzi vs Mary Ure

Eva Renzi (1-3-0 Pts. 144 Avg. 36.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Jean Seberg 54-25
  • Week 2 Lost to Elke Sommer 26-56
  • Week 3 Lost to Sharon Tate 27-42
  • Week 4 Lost to Ursula Andress 37-41

VS

Mary Ure (0-4-0 Pts. 86 Avg. 21.50)

  • Week 1 Lost to Dyan Cannon 26-57
  • Week 2 Lost to Ursula Andress 24-58
  • Week 3 Lost to Elke Sommer 12-58
  • Week 4 Lost to Jean Seberg 24-27

Who do you prefer?
62 votes · 62 answers


 

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 5 : Jean Seberg vs Elke Sommer

Good evening.

Jean Seberg vs Elke Sommer

Jean Seberg (1-3-0 Pts. 87 Avg. 21.75)

  • Week 1 Lost to Eva Renzi 25-54
  • Week 2 Lost to Sharon Tate 23-64
  • Week 3 Lost to Tuesday Weld 12-58
  • Week 4 Defeated Mary Ure 27-24

VS

Elke Sommer (4-0-0 Pts. 216 Avg. 54.00)

  • Week 1 DefeatedTuesday Weld 47-44
  • Week 2 Defeated Eva Renzi 56-26
  • Week 3 Defeated Mary Ure 58-12
  • Week 4 Defeated Dyan Cannon 55-20

Who do you prefer?
71 votes · 71 answers


 

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 5 : Dyan Cannon vs Sharon Tate

Good afternoon.

Dyan Cannon vs Sharon Tate

Dyan Cannon (1-3-0 Pts. 134 Avg. 33.50)

  • Week 1 Defeated Mary Ure 57-26
  • Week 2 Lost to Tuesday Weld 29-51
  • Week 3 Lost to Ursula Andress 28-40
  • Week 4 Lost to Elke Sommer 20-55

VS

Sharon Tate (2-2-0 Pts. 177 Avg. 44.25)

  • Week 1 Lost to Ursula Andress 44-48
  • Week 2 Defeated Jean Seberg 64-23
  • Week 3 Defeated Eva Renzi 42-27
  • Week 4 Lost to Tuesday Weld 27-36

Who do you prefer?
74 votes · 74 answers


 

Straight Line of the Day: If Corporations = People, Then…

Judge awards corporations the right to vote in Delaware town
Not The Bee | May 31, 2026 | Mister Retrops

Delaware Superior Court Judge Craig Karsnitz has ruled that companies in Delaware will be able to vote in elections just like people.

This is especially wacky for Delaware.

As per the US Census Bureau, the estimated human population of Delaware is just over 1 million.

But there are over 2 million corporations headquartered in the state, which means there are far more companies in Delaware than there are people.

Karsnitz dismissed the lawsuit from Delaware’s Superior Court, citing ‘the principle of one person/entity/one vote.’

‘Visions of faceless large corporations or even HAL controlling a small town are frightening and the stuff of science fiction,’ but ‘trusts, partnerships, limited liability companies, and corporations are expressly recognized as “persons” in the Delaware Code,’ the judge said.


 

Local Man Sued by Bill Gates for Swatting One of His Expensive Designer Mosquitoes

“It’s not a bug, it’s a future!”

Bill Gates Releases Hundreds of Millions of Bacteria-Infected Mosquitoes Across Colombia
Slay News | May 29, 2026 | Frank Bergman

The revelation is drawing renewed scrutiny to Gates’s other mosquito-based biological interventions around the world, with scientists warning that the long-term consequences remain largely unknown.

… and …

Google Reportedly Planning to Release TENS OF MILLIONS of Mosquitoes into Two States to ‘Stop’ Spread of Several Dangerous Diseases
The Gateway Pundit | May 30, 2026 | Cullen Linebarger

America’s most infamous tech company has a bold, potentially risky plan to supposedly reduce the spread of mosquito-borne illnesses, assuming the federal government will sign off on the proposal.

As The New York Post reported, Google wants federal approval to unleash approximately 32 MILLION mosquitoes into the states of California and Florida over the next two years.


 

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 5 : Ursula Andress vs Tuesday Weld

Good morning.

Ursula Andress vs Tuesday Weld

Ursula Andress (4-0-0 Pts. 187 Avg. 46.75)

  • Week 1 Defeated Sharon Tate 48-44
  • Week 2 Defeated Mary Ure 58-24
  • Week 3 Defeated Dyan Cannon 40-28
  • Week 4 Defeated Eva Renzi 41-37

VS

Tuesday Weld (3-1-0 Pts. 189 Avg. 47.25)

  • Week 1 Lost to Elke Sommer 44-47
  • Week 2 Defeated Dyan Cannon 51-29
  • Week 3 Defeated Jean Seberg 58-12
  • Week 4 Defeated Sharon Tate 36-27

Who do you prefer?
67 votes · 67 answers


 

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 4 : Results and Standings

Already planning the next group, but let us get this one done first.

Results

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Who do you prefer?
51 votes · 51 answers

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Who do you prefer?
75 votes · 75 answers

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63 votes · 63 answers

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78 votes · 78 answers

Standings

ContestantRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Elke Sommer4 – 0 – 021654.0010554.00 – 26.25
Ursula Andress4 – 0 – 018746.7513346.75 – 33.25
Tuesday Weld3 – 1 – 018947.2511547.25 – 28.75
Sharon Tate2 – 2 – 017744.2513444.25 – 33.50
Eva Renzi1 – 3 – 014436.0016436.00 – 41.00
Dyan Cannon1 – 3 – 013433.5017233.50 – 43.00
Jean Seberg1 – 3 – 08721.7520021.75 – 50.00
Mary Ure0 – 4 – 08621.5020021.50 – 50.00

Week 5

  • 10:00 am Ursula Andress vs Tuesday Weld
  • 2:00 pm Dyan Cannon vs Sharon Tate
  • 6:00 pm Jean Seberg vs Elke Sommer
  • 8:00 pm Eva Renzi vs Mary Ure