Egyptologists uncover 4,000-year-old tomb of the ‘keeper of the king’s secrets’ – with a mysterious ‘portal to the afterlife’
Daily Mail | 09/26/26 | Xantha LeathamThe discovery was made at the Bubasteion Necropolis in Saqqara, one of Egypt’s most important archaeological sites.
Hieroglyphs reveal the tomb belonged to a senior official named Sakhnetio-Btah, who lived during the time of the Old Kingdom.
You Can’t Spell “Racist” Without “Cis”
Every good Democrat will tell you:
“Cis” means “I yam what I yam,” and if you’re able to choose to be something else but choose not to, you are prejudiced against that something else.
And also:
If you are attracted to someone, that means you are rejecting someone else, which is of course wrong and evil.
How dare you?
Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 9/23/2026 : New Matches for 9/30/2026
Caller ID says Oppo but all I get is some wheezing.
Results for 9/23/2026
| (10) Lea Seydoux | No Preference | Grace Jones |
|---|---|---|
| 213 | 0 | 12 |
| Tonia Sitiropoulou | No Preference | Mary Stovin |
|---|---|---|
| 103 | 1 | 91 |
New Matches for 9/30/2026
Match 1
(4) Gemma Arterton (Strawberry Fields) vs Maryam d’Abo (Kara Milovy)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (4) Gemma Arterton | 9 – 0 – 0 | 1328 – 12 – 541 |
Strawberry Fields
Actress: Gemma Arterton Nationality: English Bond Movie: Quantum of Solace (2008) Synopsis:
Strawberry Fields was an MI6 office worker in Bolivia at the British consulate. She was tasked with ensuring that James Bond flew back home, but she ultimately failed. She spent the night with Bond and went with him to Dominic Greene’s fundraiser, helping him escape by tripping one of Green’s henchmen. Greene got his revenge by leaving her dead on Bond’s bed, covered in oil from head to toe, in a throwback to Jill Masterson from Goldfinger.
Gemma Arterton
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Maryam d’Abo | 5 – 4 – 0 | 939 – 12 – 942 |
Kara Milovy
Actress: Maryam d’Abo Nationality: Dutch Bond Movie: The Living Daylights (1987) Synopsis:
Kara Milovy was the girlfriend of Georgi Koskov, a traitor playing both sides in the cold war. Koskov pretended to defect to the West, and got Milovy to shoot blanks at him to make it look more real. He knew that she would be assassinated by Bond, who was assigned to protect Koskov. However, Bond noticed she wasn’t a professional, and he didn’t kill her. When Koskov was discovered to be a traitor, Bond met Milovy posing as a friend of Koskovs. He gained her trust and revealed his identity, gaining a brave ally for his mission.
Maryam d’Abo
Match 2
Berenice Marlohe (Severine) vs Fiona Fullerton (Pola Ivanova)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Berenice Marlohe | 3 – 6 – 0 | 702 – 26 – 989 |
Sévérine
Actress: Bérénice Marlohe Nationality: French Bond Movie: Skyfall (2012) Synopsis:
Sévérine was a captive of Raoul Silva’s, who had taken her out of the Macau sex trade at a young age. Bond met Sévérine at a casino and convinced her that he could kill Silva and let her go free if she helped him out. After killing her bodyguards, Bond managed to escape the casino and travelled with Sévérine to Silva’s private Island. The pair were caught, and for her betrayal, Silva placed a glass of Scotch on Sévérine’s head and asked Bond to shoot it off. Bond purposefully missed, but Silva shot her in the head anyway, killing her and knocking off the Scotch. Bond coldly commented that it was a waste of good Scotch.
Berenice Marlohe
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Fiona Fullerton | 3 – 6 – 0 | 786 – 19 – 1213 |
Pola Ivanova
Actress: Fiona Fullerton Nationality: Nigerian Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
Pola Ivanova was a KGB agent working for General Gogol. She recorded incriminating evidence of Max Zorin, and escaped with a tape of it. Bond had followed her, and a struggle ensued, until they both realized that they knew one another from a prior mission. They went to a spa and spent the evening in a hot tub together. While Bond took a shower, Pola snook out with the tape, only to realize later that Bond had switched it for a fake.
Fiona Fullerton
Quote of the Day
It’s true, it’s true!
“Imagine millions of Americans believing the U.S. was not winning the battle with Germany in March of 1945. That’s where we are today vis-a-vis Iran. Incredible. And it’s not for lack of actual facts reported widely. It is the consequence of the mental prison of TDS.” ~~ Hugh Hewitt
Straight Line of the Day: So, What’s a Meal Estate Developer?
Eh, Just Get a Flock
NASA wants to see your pictures of the sky.
The Hill | 09/09/2026 | Alix MartichouxStarting on Sept. 15, the space agency’s PACE satellite (which stands for the Plankton, Aerosol, Cloud, ocean Ecosystem satellite) will circle the Earth every 98 minutes.
Scientists want to compare what they’re seeing in the sky with what you’re seeing on the ground.
Sorry —
I don’t happen to have any decent pictures of plankton, aerosols, clouds, or [“ocean” — such an inept acronym] ecosystems available at the moment to share. Perhaps you could look in my more …. private folders.
Of course, you can always check back in with me in 98 minutes.
Which I know you will.
Caption This!
Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 6 : Shania Twain vs Sydney Sweeney
Good night.
Shania Twain vs Sydney Sweeney
Shania Twain (2-3-0 Pts. 195 Avg. 39.00)
- Week 1 Defeated Elke Sommer 43-41
- Week 2 Lost to Ann-Margaret 29-59
- Week 3 Lost to Salma Hayek 45-47
- Week 4 Defeated Dina Meyer 44-35
- Week 5 Lost to Markie Post 34-47
VS
Sydney Sweeney (5-0-0 Pts. 309 Avg. 61.80)
- Week 1 Defeated Selma Hayek 62-26
- Week 2 Defeated Elke Sommer 60-28
- Week 3 Defeated Dina Meyer 66-19
- Week 4 Defeated Markie Post 55-34
- Week 5 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 68-23
Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 6 : Dina Meyer vs Maureen O’Hara
Good evening.
Dina Meyer vs Maureen O’Hara
Dina Meyer (0-5-0 Pts. 148 Avg. 29.60)
- Week 1 Lost to Markie Post 35-52
- Week 2 Lost to Salma Hayek 32-55
- Week 3 Lost to Sydney Sweeney 19-66
- Week 4 Lost to Shania Twain 35-44
- Week 5 Lost to Ann-Margaret 27-53
VS
Maureen O’Hara (0-5-0 Pts. 139 Avg. 27.80)
- Week 1 Lost to Ann-Margaret 19-62
- Week 2 Lost to Markie Post 32-50
- Week 3 Lost to Elke Sommer 37-47
- Week 4 Lost to Salma Hayek 28-47
- Week 5 Lost Sydney Sweeney 23-68
Quote of the Day
Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 6 : Elke Sommer vs Markie Post
Good afternoon.
Elke Sommer vs Markie Post
Elke Sommer (1-4-0 Pts. 177 Avg. 35.40)
- Week 1 Lost to Shania Twain 41-43
- Week 2 Lost to Sydney Sweeney 28-60
- Week 3 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 47-37
- Week 4 Lost to Ann-Margaret 21-53
- Week 5 Lost to Salma Hayek 40-42
VS
Markie Post (3-2-0 Pts. 217 Avg. 43.40)
- Week 1 Defeated Dina Meyer 52-35
- Week 2 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 50-32
- Week 3 Lost to Ann-Margaret 34-54
- Week 4 Lost to Sydney Sweeney 34-55
- Week 5 Defeated Shania Twain 47-34
Straight Line of the Day: Hey, Guys: Apparently You Can Get Paid For This!
An Army of Paid Creators Is Carpeting the Web With Political Content
The New York Times | Sept. 24, 2026 | Ken Bensinger and Stuart A. Thompson
mmm … Kim Basinger.
https://stan.store/blog/influencer-rates/
Influencer rates in 2026 are shaped by far more than follower count: platform, content format, engagement quality, audience location, and niche demand all affect pricing. Video-first formats (Instagram Reels, TikTok, YouTube integrations) command higher rates than static posts. Micro influencers offer the best cost-to-results ratio for most brands. This guide covers data-backed pricing benchmarks for nano, micro, macro, and mega influencers across every major platform.
Are you effing kidding me? What planet have I beamed down on to?
All I want to see are DamnCat videos.
Uh-Oh! He’s Going Time-Travel-Hunting for Bad Guys Again
Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 6 : Ann-Margaret vs Salma Hayek
Good morning.
Ann-Margaret vs Salma Hayek
Ann-Margaret (5-0-0 Pts. 281 Avg. 56.20)
- Week 1 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 62-19
- Week 2 Defeated Shania Twain 59-29
- Week 3 Defeated Markie Post 54-34
- Week 4 Defeated Elke Sommer 53-21
- Week 5 Defeated Dina Meyer 53-27
VS
Salma Hayek (4-1-0 Pts. 217 Avg. 43.40)
- Week 1 Lost to Ann-Margaret 19-62
- Week 2 Defeated Dina Meyer 55-32
- Week 3 Defeated Shania Twain 47-45
- Week 4 Defeated Maureen O’Hara 47-28
- Week 5 Defeated Elke Sommer 42-40
Babesleaga Division 5 Winners Group : Week 5 : Results and Standings
Will there be any late upsets? We shall see.
Results
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Standings
| Contestants | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sydney Sweeney | 5 – 0 – 0 | 309 | 61.80 | 130 | 61.80 – 26.00 |
| Ann-Margaret | 5 – 0 – 0 | 281 | 56.20 | 130 | 52.20 – 26.00 |
| Salma Hayek | 4 – 1 – 0 | 217 | 43.40 | 207 | 43.40 – 41.40 |
| Markie Post | 3 – 2 – 0 | 217 | 43.40 | 210 | 43.40 – 42.00 |
| Shania Twain | 2 – 3 – 0 | 195 | 39.00 | 229 | 39.00 – 45.80 |
| Elke Sommer | 1 – 4 – 0 | 177 | 35.40 | 235 | 35.40 – 47.00 |
| Dina Meyer | 0 – 5 – 0 | 148 | 29.60 | 270 | 29.60 – 54.00 |
| Maureen O’Hara | 0 – 5 – 0 | 139 | 27.80 | 274 | 27.80 – 54.80 |
Week 6
- 10:00 am Ann-Margaret vs Salma Hayek
- 2:00 pm Elke Sommer vs Markie Post
- 6:00 pm Dina Meyer vs Maureen O’Hara
- 8:00 pm Shania Twain vs Sydney Sweeney