The GOP is always better when it’s in the minority in either chamber of Congress. It’s always easier to stomp feet, shake fists, and then say, “Golly gosh gee, we just can’t get anything done while the Democrats are in charge.” Republicans tend to be much more aggressive when proposing legislation that they know won’t go anywhere. Paralysis sets in only when they win elections. ~~ Stephen Kruiser
California Gov. Gavin Newsom to commute all death sentences in state WTNH.com | Brent Stover
Gov. Gavin Newsom will commute the death sentences of all California inmates, changing the penalty for all 548 death row inmates to life without parole.
The outgoing governor announced the decision Thursday following weeks of speculation. The move comes just two months before Newsom leaves office in January.
James Bond was aboard a private jet, enjoying his “last leg” of the mission with the hostess. Bond stated “I don’t think I’m ever going to fly with anyone else”, to which the hostess responded “You’re so right, Mr Bond” as she pulled a gun on him. Bond was then thrown out of the plane without a parachute, and was left to steal another mans, mid air. The fate of the hostess was unknown.
Solitaire was a psychic tarot card reader working for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She predicted the movements of James Bond and other men who posed a threat to their operations. Solitaire was practically imprisoned by Kananga as he knew that, like her mother, she would lose her psychic gift if she were to make love. When first meeting Bond, Solitaire drew the lovers card, predicting the fate of her and Bond. Indeed, Solitaire soon lost her powers, and became a target of Kananga’s wrath.
Jane Seymour
Match 2
Carole Bouquet (Melina Havelock) vs Catherine Schell (Nancy)
Melina Havelock was the daughter of two marine explorers who did salvage work for the British Secret Service. After her parents were assassinated by henchman Hector Gonzales, Melina found the hitman and killed him with a crossbow. She and Bond were both trying to uncover the man who ordered the attacks, and they worked well together, eventually finding him.
After sneaking into Ruby Bartlett’s room in the swiss clinic, Bond had returned to his own room. He said to himself in the mirror, “Hilly, you old devil”, before noticing that another patient, Nancy, had snook into his room. Being the only man in the clinic, Bond had attracted the fancy of several of the girls.
“Pundits condemn President Trump’s decision to bomb the nuclear facilities in Iran as the catalyst for electoral failure. I don’t care: I am glad Trump did it. If doing the right thing costs him congressional majorities, so be it. Part of making America great again is defending America from threats both foreign and domestic. President Trump has put America first, and that included taking out the megalomaniacal Ayatollahs and the IRGC.
Trump has put America first by cracking down on legal immigration and mass legal immigration, protecting kids and families, keeping men out of women’s sports, and improving our economy with drastic deregulation and energy production. Instead of measuring his successes, voters complained about pain at the pump. What’s the point of cheap gas if your city gets wiped out in a nuclear holocaust?
The angry Republicans and Independents who voted for Trump in 2024 will chime: “President Trump said no more wars. And he should have known that ‘No new wars’ means No New Wars to us!”
What planet do these people live on?” ~~ Arthur Schaper
{Last week’s episode: The Nude arranges an interview for The Slasher for a job with a temp agency, with predictable and hilarious results. Hoagie Carmichael guest stars.}
“People think they’re dealing with liberals when they’re actually dealing with communists. Marty Scorsese is a liberal. Mark Ruffalo is a communist. Communism is a religion of malcontents, and they are allergic to beauty. They are subhuman in ways your liberal uncle isn’t.” ~~ Spencer Pratt