
Another oldie but goodie.
CONSERVATIVES: Stop spending.
Don’t be ridiculous. That will harm people who depend on our spending.
CONSERVATIVES: At least reduce spending.
You are evil.
CONSERVATIVES: At least spend judiciously.
Funny you should use that word. Most judges are on our side. The spending will continue.*
CONSERVATIVES: From the spending, at least eliminate fraud. And waste.
Don’t be ridiculous. This is how we reward our loyalists.
CONSERVATIVES: Limit spending to money already appropriated, like a normal person.
Don’t be ridiculous.
CONSERVATIVES: Don’t increase taxes to pay for ever more wasteful and unwise corrupt programs.
*You haven’t been listening. Oh, and criteria would be racist.

Never forget.
“In April 1996, more than five years before he steered American Airlines Flight 11 into the North Tower, Mohamed Atta sat in a small Hamburg apartment and wrote his last will and testament. He was 27, an architecture student at the Technical University, the son of a Cairo lawyer, fluent in German, and living comfortably in one of the most affluent societies on earth.
Nothing in his circumstances compelled him to dwell on death. Yet he gave detailed instructions for the handling of his corpse. “I don’t want any women to go to my grave at all during my funeral or on any occasion thereafter,” he wrote. He did not want a pregnant woman, or “a person who is not clean,” to come and say goodbye. The man who washed his body should wear gloves so as not to touch his genitals. He was to be wrapped in three white pieces of unadorned cloth, laid on his right side facing Mecca, and buried “next to good Muslims.” His money was to be divided “according to the Muslim religion as almighty God has asked us to do.”
There is no political program and no mention of foreign policy or economic grievances in the document. There is only a young Muslim man, in a German apartment, arranging to sacrifice his life to Allah in the confidence that Allah will reward his martyrdom in the life to come. The will was witnessed by fellow believers at the al-Quds mosque, where Atta prayed in Arabic, grew his beard, and where, four years later, he would meet the men he would die with.
The document is among the most neglected pieces of evidence from Sept. 11 because it contradicts the explanations of the attack that most Western commentators preferred. Atta was not poor. He was not radicalized by drone strikes that had not yet happened, nor by American support for Israel. He was not in any formal or organizational sense an “Islamist.” Rather, he had an uncompromising and militant commitment to Islam that he was ready to die for.” ~~ AYAAN HIRSI ALI

Surprised I’ve been let out for this. Especially on this Anniversary.
Results from 9/4/2026
| Kim Basinger | No Preference | Michelle Yeoh |
|---|---|---|
| 145 | 2 | 37 |
| (1) Teri Hatcher | No Preference | Barbara Carerra |
|---|---|---|
| 151 | 2 | 33 |
New Matches for 9/11/2026
Match 1
Valerie Leon (Lady in Bahamas : Hotel Recptionist) vs Cecilie Thomsen (Professor Inga Bergstrom)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Valerie Leon | 2 – 5 – 0 | 455 – 18 – 753 |

Lady in Bahamas : Hotel Recptionist
Birth Name: Valerie Therese Leon
Age: 81, born 12 November 1943
Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Currently Residing In:
United Kingdom
Spy who loved me ; James Bond investigates the hijacking of British and Russian submarines carrying nuclear warheads, with the help of a K.G.B. agent whose lover he killed.
Never say never again ; James Bond is called upon to try to recover nuclear bombs stolen by Spectre, but he will have to get rid of a professional assassin, hired especially to eliminate him.

Valerie Leon
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Cecilie Thomsen | 4 – 3 – 0 | 909 – 4 – 595 |

Professor Inga Bergstrom
Actress: Cecilie Thomsen Nationality: Danish Bond Movie: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) Synopsis:
Inga Bergstrom was a Professor of Danish at Oxford University. Bond said, in Danish, “I’ve always enjoyed studying a new tongue, Professor.”, to which Bergstrom replied “One might say you have a natural ability.” Just then, the camera panned to show Bond and Bergstrom in bed together. The phone rang, and on discovering it was Moneypenny, Bond replied that he was just brushing up on a little Danish.

Cecilie Tomsen
Match 2
Rachel Grant (Peaceful Fountains of Desire) vs (11) Denise Richards (Dr. Christmas Jones)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Rachel Grant | 4 – 3 – 0 | 781 – 21 – 544 |

Peaceful Fountains of Desire
Actress: Rachel Grant Nationality: Filipino Bond Movie: Die Another Day (2002) Synopsis:
Peaceful Fountains of Desire was a masseuse working for Mr Chang of the Hong Kong Yacht Club Hotel. Bond arrived and took the presidential suite, and was soon surprised to have a complimentary masseuse knock at the door. Knowing Mr Chang was with Chinese Intelligence, Bond felt down the girl’s legs and took her gun. He smashed a nearby mirror to reveal Mr Chang spying on him, and talked to Chang directly instead of having the girl find out information.

Rachel Grant
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (11) Denise Richards | 6 – 1 – 0 | 886 – 5 – 601 |

Dr. Christmas Jones
Actress: Denise Richards Nationality: American Bond Movie: The World is Not Enough (1999) Synopsis:
Christmas Jones was a nuclear physicist working for an international agency that decommissioned nuclear weapons from the Soviet Union era. After Bond helped her escape from an explosion, Jones helped Bond investigate a bomb travelling along Elektra King’s oil pipeline. She discovered that half the plutonium was missing, which helped Bond discover King’s intentions in time to stop her. The two spend Christmas together in turkey at the end of the film.

Denise Richards

Ready for your QotD? I know I am.
“The Democrats have gone crazy, and I would think everyone must know it. But the pundits tell us that Democrats are going to sweep to victory in the midterms, which I guess must mean that more people hate Donald Trump than care about not being crazy. Or at least, the people who hate Trump are more energized to turn out and vote than the ones who care about not being crazy.” ~~ John Hinderaker

Any of yo following the Clancy Trial? Crazy.
“A significant number of liberal women have at least one diagnosed mental illness. Having such diagnoses can, and should, limit the types of employment you can have. We don’t want someone who is mentally unstable being a surgeon or working with children, for example. But let’s just think through the logical implications of what the defense and Lindsay’s supporters are arguing here.” ~~ Amy Curis