Good night.
Heather Thomas vs Morgan Fairchild
Heather Thomas (4-1-0 Pts. 263 Avg. 52.60)
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Morgan Fairchild (3-2-0 Pts. 240 Avg. 48.00)
Good evening.
Goldie Hawn vs Sela Ward
Goldie Hawn (2-3-0 Pts. 190 Avg. 38.00)
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Sela Ward (2-3-0 Pts. 213 Avg. 42.60)
Hi guys. Thought I try a new daily feature. Quote of the Day. May be pithy, maybe historical, maybe serious, maybe…anything. Hope you enjoy. Here is the first up. There will be an intern hosting soon. Got to interview the ladies first.
“They whine when they don’t get attention, and whine 10x harder when they do. They whine hardest about the problematic ‘new fans’ who quadrupled their pay, tripled their TV audiences, 10x-ed their franchise valuations, got them charter jets, and staved off their inevitable bankruptcy for 10 years or so. I sincerely hope they achieve their dream of exorcising themselves of CC and all those dreaded ‘new fans,’ and return to their beloved Paradise Lost of half-empty 1000 seat high school gyms attended by girl fight fetishists with giveaway tickets printed on Subway Sandwich receipts.” ~~ Iowahawk
Good afternoon.
Teri Garr vs Geena Davis
Teri Garr (3-2-0 Pts. 225 Avg. 45.00)
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Geena Davis (0-5-0 Pts. 171 Avg. 34.20)
Good morning.
Kelly Preston vs Markie Post
Kelly Preston (1-4-0 Pts. 171 Avg, 34.20)
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Markie Post (5-0-0 Pts. 281 Avg. 56.20)
Hi guys, Week 5 in the books and as we come to the end of this group we hit the next step, a winners group. This will be division five winners and they will be facing off in our next group. Already in
| Dina Meyer |
| Shania Twain |
| Ann-Margaret |
| Selma Hayek |
| Sydney Sweeney |
| Maureen O’Hara |
| Elke Sommer |
Our winner will join these ladies for the next set of matches to see who moves up to the Twice won group. The ladies in there are…
| Morena Baccarin* |
| Milla Jovovich |
| Elizabeth Hurley* |
| Barbara Eden |
When that group gets to 8 we will have them face off and then comes decision time. Should I keep going with the Babesleaga or bring it to a conclusion. Your comments will be appreciated. So, now onto the results and standings for week 5.
Results
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Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Scores |
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| Markie Post | 5 – 0 – 0 | 281 | 56.20 | 173 | 56.20 – 34.60 |
| Heather Thomas | 4 – 1 – 0 | 263 | 52.60 | 161 | 52.60 – 32.20 |
| Morgan Fairchild | 3 – 2 – 0 | 240 | 48.00 | 217 | 48.00 – 43.40 |
| Teri Garr | 3 – 2 – 0 | 225 | 45.00 | 206 | 45.00 – 41.20 |
| Sela Ward | 2 – 3 – 0 | 213 | 42.60 | 234 | 42.00 – 46.80 |
| Goldie Hawn | 2 – 3 – 0 | 190 | 38.00 | 246 | 38.00 – 49.20 |
| Kelly Preston | 1 – 4 – 0 | 171 | 34.20 | 252 | 34.20 – 50.40 |
| Geena Davis | 0 – 5 – 0 | 171 | 34.20 | 265 | 34.20 – 53.00 |
Week 6
“Another Saturday Night and I ain’t got nobody. I got some money cause I justy got paid. Oh how I wish I had someone to talk to. I’m in an awful way.”
“I’m right here Miss Cardinale, ready willing and able to rock and roll all night.”
“Another Saturday Night…”
Winner
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Yesterdame: Self-explanatory.
Internnet: Also self-explanatory.
Esshole: Description of several countries. Might get by censors.
Acendemic: Peculiar to institutions of higher learing and impossible to eradicate.
Svelteschmertz: German term for the feeling of dissatisfaction with, or weariness of, well-toned people.
Everyone behaving themselves?
Results from 7/31/2026
| (13) Claudine Auger | No Preference | (5) Daniela Bianchi |
|---|---|---|
| 93 | 1 | 71 |
| Luciana Paluzzi | No Preference | Zena Marshall |
|---|---|---|
| 103 | 2 | 23 |
New Matches for 8/7/2026
Match 1
(6) Molly Peters (Patricia Fearing) vs Eunice Gayson (Sylvia Trench)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (6) Molly Peters | 5 – 2 – 0 | 1064 – 4 – 529 |
Actress: Molly Peters Nationality: English Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Patricia Fearing was a nurse working at the Shrublands health clinic, where Bond had been sent to detoxify from too many martinis. After nearly being killed by SPECTRE agent Count Lippe, Bond won the sympathy of Patricia, and the two spent the night with a steam room and a mink glove.
Molly Peters
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Eunice Gayson | 3 – 4 – 0 | 423 – 28 – 748 |
Actress: Eunice Gayson Nationality: English Bond Movie: Dr. No (1962) From Russia With Love (1963) Synopsis:
Sylvia Trench introduced herself in the opening scene of Dr. No as “Trench. Sylvia Trench”, which Bond then mimicked with his now trademark “Bond. James Bond”. Trench was Bond’s girlfriend for the first two films, with a running joke that Bond was called away on a mission just as things were heating up.
Eunice Grayson
Match 2
Maryse Guy Mitsouko (Mademoiselle Le Porte) vs (9) Lana Wood (Plenty O’Toole)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Maryse Guy Mitsouko | 2 – 5 – 0 | 569 – 14 – 876 |
Actress: Maryse Guy Mitsouko Nationality: French Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Mlle. La Porte was Bond’s French liaison during his attendance of SPECTRE agent Jacques Bouvar’s funeral. She informs Bond that Bouvar passed away in his sleep, and as the two leave the funeral she ends with “Is there anything else our French station can do for Monsieur Bond?”, to which Bond replies, “Later, perhaps.”
Maryse Guy Mitsouko
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (9) Lana Wood | 6 – 1 – 0 | 976 – 3 – 526 |
Actress: Lana Wood Nationality: American Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
Plenty O’Toole was a gold digger from Las Vegas. She helped a man gamble at the craps table, but when he lost all of his money, she lost interest. She turned to leave, but went back after hearing James Bond ask for $10,000 in chips. She helped Bond play craps, and after winning $50,000, she went back to Bond’s suite. Bond girl Tiffany Case was waiting there for Bond, and some mobsters threw Plenty out of the window into the pool below.
Lana Wood
California wineries forced to torch vineyards in latest drastic move for crippled industry
NY Post | 7/31/26 | Brian GallagherCalifornia’s wine industry has gotten so desperate that one vineyard owner torched his own vines after deciding they were worth more as ashes than grapes. …
“There’s literally no way for me to make money,” the 57-year-old Smith said.
Wine sales have reached a low point not seen in over two decades, which is largely due to American’s recent aversion to alcohol in general.
