Bond Girlathon Wednesday Update

I believe I have it figured out and after the next two weeks all contestants will have 8 matches played. I have deleted the second match of those that played each other twice. I trust my math is correct. Now I just have to work out the schedule moving forward for the remaining matches.

Schedule

5/20/2026

Match 1

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Gloria Hendry1 – 5 – 0177 – 21 1048

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Berenice Marlohe1 – 6 – 0430 – 17 – 881

Match 2

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Britt Ekland6 – 1 – 01199 – 14 – 368

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Jane Seymour5 – 2 – 01131 – 6 – 716

5/27/2026

Match 1

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Gemma Arterton7 – 0 – 01052 – 7 – 436

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Tonia Sotiropoulou2 – 5 – 0603 – 16 – 757

Match 2

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Lea Seydoux4 – 3 – 0869 – 9 – 532

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Diana Rigg7 – 0 – 01394 – 7 – 370

Match 3

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Catherine Schell3 – 4 – 0638 – 15 – 935

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Gloria HendryTBDTBD


 

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 3 : Jean Seberg vs Tuesday Weld

Good night.

Jean Seberg vs Tuesday Weld

Jean Seberg (0-2-0 Pts. 48 Avg. 24.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Eva Renzi 25-54
  • Week 2 Lost to Sharon Tate 23-64

VS

Tuesday Weld (1-1-0 Pts. 95 Avg. 47.50)

  • Week 1 Lost to Elke Sommer 44-47
  • Week 2 Defeated Dyan Cannon 51-29

Who do you prefer?
58 votes · 58 answers


 

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 3 : Dyan Cannon vs Ursula Andress

Good evening.

Dyan Cannon vs Ursula Andress

Dyan Cannon (1-1-0 Pts. 86 Avg. 43.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Mary Ure 57-26
  • Week 2 Lost to Tuesday Weld 29-51

VS

Ursula Andress (2-0-0 Pts. 106 Avg. 53.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Sharon Tate 48-44
  • Week 2 Defeated Mary Ure 58-24

Who do you prefer?
58 votes · 58 answers


 

Promoted Song: If You Are a Rich Man

from our own Bob B:

.

If you are a rich man,
We will take your money, buck by buck, accounts we’ll surely drain
All day long we’ll tax and fine and fee
‘Til you’re not a wealthy man.
I wouldn’t have to work hard.
Living off the grift that fraud-based NGOs always obtain
If you’re even a little bitty rich
You’re a target of our evil plan

I’d build a big McMansion from your former riches,
And so will a dozen of my pals
I’d get a new EV with the stolen loot I took
There might be one long lawsuit filed in the courts
And one IRS probe coming down,
But they will all lead nowhere, ‘cus you’re a schnook

Once you’re not a rich man,
We’ll move on and find another sucker we can bleed wealth from
Anyone who has that thing we want
All day long we’ll break ‘em to a bum.


 


 

Let x = 1.5

OK, say I. Let it. Doesn’t bother me.

“If x + y = 7, . . .”

. . . which is as likely or unlikely as x + y equalling 6 or 8, and furthermore is assuming facts not in evidence . . .

“then what is y?”

What, indeed?

Why drag y into this at all?

If you’re able to assume the godlike power to deem that x has a certain value — out of infinite possibilities — why, then, can’t I do the same for y? Let someone else reconcile the discrepancy in the equation. We’ve both made our cases, and I say they stand on equal ground.


 


 


 

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 2 : Results and Standings

Week 2 went smoothly.

Results

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Who do you prefer?
80 votes · 80 answers

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Who do you prefer?
82 votes · 82 answers

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Who do you prefer?
82 votes · 82 answers

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Who do you prefer?
87 votes · 87 answers

Standings

ContestantRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Ursula Andress2 – 0 – 010653.006853.00 – 34.00
Elke Sommer2 – 0 – 010351.507351.50 – 36.50
Sharon Tate1 – 1 – 010854.007154.00 – 35.50
Tuesday Weld1 – 1 – 09547.507647.50 – 38.00
Dyan Cannon1 – 1 – 08643.007743.00 – 38.50
Eva Renzi1 – 1 – 08040.008140.00 – 40.50
Mary Ure0 – 2 – 05025.0011525.00 – 57.50
Jean Seberg0 – 2 – 04824.0011824.00 – 59.00

Week 3

  • 10:00 am Eva Renzi vs Sharon Tate
  • 2:00 pm Mary Ure vs Elke Sommer
  • 6:00 pm Dyan Cannon vs Ursula Andress
  • 8:00 pm Jean Seberg vs Tuesday Weld