Mandatory reporting.
Cartoons and Memes
Straight Line of the Day: What Might Be in a Movie About a Zombie Congress?
A Zombie Congress Is Threatening Trump’s Agenda
The Wall Street Journal | July 5, 2026 | Olivia Beavers
(Not to be confused with the zombie FIFA soccer matches — when will this nightmare end?)
Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results fro 7/1/2026 : New Matches for 7/8/2026
Hope everyone is keeping cool in their own way in this Summer heat.
Results from 7/1/2026
| Cassandra Harris | No Preference | Emily Bolton |
|---|---|---|
| 152 | 3 | 41 |
| Kristina Wayborn | No Preference | Leila Shenna |
|---|---|---|
| 163 | 1 | 25 |
New Matches for 7/8/2026
Match 1
Carole Bouquet (Melina Havelock) vs (14) Tina Hudson (Bianca)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Carole Bouquet | 3 – 5 – 0 | 707 – 14 – 852 |
Actress: Carole Bouquet Nationality: French Bond Movie: For Your Eyes Only (1981) Synopsis:
Melina Havelock was the daughter of two marine explorers who did salvage work for the British Secret Service. After her parents were assassinated by henchman Hector Gonzales, Melina found the hitman and killed him with a crossbow. She and Bond were both trying to uncover the man who ordered the attacks, and they worked well together, eventually finding him.
Carole Bouquet
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (14) Tina Hudson | 4 – 4 – 0 | 1003 – 16 – 727 |
Actress: Tina Hudson Nationality: English Bond Movie: Octopussy (1983) Synopsis:
Bianca was an MI6 agent assisting Bond in Latin America. She helped Bond disguise himself as Colonel Toro so that he could infiltrate a military base and plant an explosive on a Cuban spy plane. When the mission went awry and Bianca saw Bond being taken away as a prisoner in an army jeep, she went into action. She drove alongside the jeep, and flirted with Bond’s captors, showing off her legs to distract them while Bond pulled their parachute cords.
Tina Hudson
Lynn-Holly Johnson (Bibi Dahl) vs (9) Tanya Roberts (Stacey Sutton)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Lynn-Holly Johnson | 3 – 5 – 0 | 842 – 9 – 765 |
Actress: Lynn-Holly Johnson Nationality: American Bond Movie: For Your Eyes Only (1981) Synopsis:
Bibi Dahl was a young ice skater sponsored by double agent Kristatos. Bibi was very attracted to Bond, however he turned her down on every occasion due to her young age. By the end of the film, Kristatos was killed, and Bond’s ally Columbo became her new sponsor.
Lynn-Holly Johnson
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (9) Tanya Roberts | 7 – 1 – 0 | 1257 – 3 – 647 |
Stacey Sutton
Actress: Tanya Roberts Nationality: American Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
Stacey Sutton inherited the Sutton Oil company, which megalomaniac Max Zorin tried to take over. Zorin offered Sutton $5 million for her shares in the company, which she refused. Bond learnt of the cheque and confronted her at her home. Stacey was initially aggressive, pointing a shotgun at Bond. However, when some of Zorin’s henchmen arrived to persuade Stacey to sell, Bond sorted them out and gained Stacey’s trust. The pair escaped an attempt on their lives, and managed to kill Zorin.
Tanya Roberts
Straight Line of the Day: So What Can Graham Platner Do Before Democrats Think He Has Crossed the Line?
Just to summarize Platner’s scandals that Democrats were totally ok with:
Libs of Tik Tok | 7/6/2026Just to summarize Platner’s scandals that Democrats were totally ok with:
– nazi tattoo
– lied repeatedly about nazi tattoo
– said he would rape people
– sexted with women while married
– bragged about drawing penises in porta potties
– praised islamic terrorists
– said he’s a communist
– joined an app known to be used by predators to contact minors
– sexual assault allegations
But now they decided it’s too much. All the above was totally fine though.
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Babesleaga Group AN : Week 2 : Goldie Hawn vs Markie Post
Babesleaga Group AN : Week 2 : Teri Garr vs Morgan Fairchild
Babesleaga Group AN : Week 2 : Geena Davis vs Sela Ward
Need Help Thinking Up an Excuse for Why There’s No Straight Line of the Day Today
Babesleaga Group AN : Week 2 : Heather Thomas vs Kelly Preston
Babesleaga Group AN : Week 1 : Results and Standings
We are off and running.
Week 1 Results
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Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Markie Post | 1 – 0 – 0 | 63 | 63.00 | 36 | 63.00 – 36.00 |
| Sela Ward | 1 – 0 – 0 | 49 | 49.00 | 42 | 49.00 – 42.00 |
| Heather Thomas | 1 – 0 – 0 | 47 | 47.00 | 29 | 47.00 – 29.00 |
| Goldie Hawn | 1 – 0 – 0 | 46 | 46.00 | 43 | 46.00 – 43.00 |
| Geena Davis | 0 – 1 – 0 | 43 | 43.00 | 46 | 43.00 – 46.00 |
| Kelly Preston | 0 – 1 – 0 | 42 | 42.00 | 49 | 42.00 – 49.00 |
| Morgan Fairchild | 0 – 1 – 0 | 36 | 36.00 | 63 | 36.00 – 63.00 |
| Teri Garr | 0 – 1 – 0 | 29 | 29.00 | 47 | 29.00 – 47.00 |
Week 2
- 10:00 am Heather Thomas vs Kelly Preston
- 2:00 pm Geena Davis vs Sela Ward
- 6:00 pm Teri Garr vs Morgan Fairchild
- 8:00 pm Goldie Hawn vs Markie Post
Saturday Night Hootenanny
Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night, Fourth of July, Special
Straight Line of the Day: IMAO Declares Itself 100% Scandal-Free! Unless, of Course, You Count…