Straight Line of the Day: How Not To Appear Insane: …
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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 6 : Tuesday Weld vs Eva Renzi
Good night.
Tuesday Weld vs Eva Renzi
Tuesday Weld (4-1-0 Pts. 235 Avg. 47.00)
- Week 1 Lost to Elke Sommer 44-47
- Week 2 Defeated Dyan Cannon 51-29
- Week 3 Defeated Jean Seberg 58-12
- Week 4 Defeated Sharon Tate 36-27
- Week 5 Defeated Ursula Andress 46-26

VS
Eva Renzi (2-3-0 Pts. 193 Avg. 38.60)
- Week 1 Defeated Jean Seberg 54-25
- Week 2 Lost to Elke Sommer 26-56
- Week 3 Lost to Sharon Tate 27-42
- Week 4 Lost to Ursula Andress 37-41
- Week 5 Defeated Mary Ure 49-19

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 6 : Sharon Tate vs Mary Ure
Good evening.
Sharon Tate vs Mary Ure
Sharon Tate (3-2-0 Pts. 227 Avg. 45.40)
- Week 1 Lost to Ursula Andress 44-48
- Week 2 Defeated Jean Seberg 64-23
- Week 3 Defeated Eva Renzi 42-27
- Week 4 Lost to Tuesday Weld 27-36
- Week 5 Defeated Dyan Cannon 50-29

VS
Mary Ure (0-5-0 Pts. 105 Avg. 21.00)
- Week 1 Lost to Dyan Cannon 26-57
- Week 2 Lost to Ursula Andress 24-58
- Week 3 Lost to Elke Sommer 12-58
- Week 4 Lost to Jean Seberg 24-27
- Week 5 Lost to Eva Renzi 19-49

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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 6 : Elke Sommer vs Ursula Andress
Good afternoon.
Elke Sommer vs Ursula Andress
Elke Sommer (5-0-0 Pts. 278 Avg. 55.60)
- Week 1 DefeatedTuesday Weld 47-44
- Week 2 Defeated Eva Renzi 56-26
- Week 3 Defeated Mary Ure 58-12
- Week 4 Defeated Dyan Cannon 55-20
- Week 5 Defeated Jean Seberg 62-12

VS
Ursula Andress (4-1-0 Pts. 213 Avg. 42.60)
- Week 1 Defeated Sharon Tate 48-44
- Week 2 Defeated Mary Ure 58-24
- Week 3 Defeated Dyan Cannon 40-28
- Week 4 Defeated Eva Renzi 41-37
- Week 5 Lost to Tuesday Weld 26-46

Straight Line of the Day: You Are This Close to Going to Jail! All That Is Needed Is One More…
Man Released From Grammar Prison 57 Years After Mistakenly Typing “Principal” Instead of “Principle”
Babesleaga Group AM : Week 6 : Dyan Cannon vs Jean Seberg
Good morning.
Dyan Cannon vs Jean Seberg
Dyan Cannon (1-4 – 0 Pts. 163 Avg. 32.6)
- Week 1 Defeated Mary Ure 57-26
- Week 2 Lost to Tuesday Weld 29-51
- Week 3 Lost to Ursula Andress 28-40
- Week 4 Lost to Elke Sommer 20-55
- Week 5 Lost to Sharon Tate 29-50

VS
Jean Seberg (1-4-0 Pts. 105 Avg. 21.00)
- Week 1 Lost to Eva Renzi 25-54
- Week 2 Lost to Sharon Tate 23-64
- Week 3 Lost to Tuesday Weld 12-58
- Week 4 Defeated Mary Ure 27-24
- Week 5 Lost to Elke Sommer 12-62

I may have a work around
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Getting an American Professor in an American University Is Like Getting Cheese in a Monty Python Cheese Shop
Notre Dame seeks foreign worker to teach English
The College Fix | 06/04/2026 | Matt LambThe University of Notre Dame says it cannot find any American to teach English and so it must fill the job with a foreign worker visa.
The Catholic university in South Bend, Indiana filed a “Notice of Intent to Hire,” indicating it plans to hire a professor of English under the H1-B visa program.
The assistant professor job pays just over $87,000 and that is not including benefits.
It pays more than the chemistry professor position the university is also seeking to fill with foreign workers.
Other jobs the university says it must fill by hiring non-Americans include an associate librarian ($96,000 per year), a marketing program analytics manager ($85,000 per year), and a “program coordinator for student success” ($47,000 per year).
Straight Line of the Day: Things You Say When It’s So Hot You Can’t Take It Anymore
(inspired by:)
44 Things Southerners Say When It’s So Hot They Can’t Take It Anymore
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A.I. Oppo Cashes Real Oppo’s Paycheck, Leaves Him (the Real Oppo) a Bit Short ’til Next Month
A.I. Oppo applies res-training order to:
RES Resolution
RES Resistance (gaming, Diablo 2)
RES Resource (File Name Extension)
RES Reset
RES Restoration
RES Residence
RES Resurrection (gaming)
RES Research Department (International Monetary Fund)
RES Real Estate Services
RES Resistor
RES Retail Export Scheme
RES Resistencia, Chaco, Argentina (Airport Code)
RES Real Estate Solutions (various locations)
RES Resonator
RES Ressources pour l’Enseignement des Sciences (French: Resources for Teaching Science)
RES Radiation Exposure State
RES Radio Equipment and Systems
RES Repair and Exchange Services (various companies)
RES Residenz (German: home)
RES Reticuloendothelial System
RES Reddit Enhancement Suite (software)
RES Recensement des Equipements Sportifs (French: Census of Sports Equipment)
RES Reseau d’Entreprises Sociales (French)
RES Renewable Energy Source
RES Randolph Elementary School (Randolph, VT)
RES Regional Economic Strategy (UK)
RES Ransom-Everglades School (Florida)
RES Review of Economic Studies (publication)
RES Rear Entertainment System (Honda’s DVD System)
RES Recurrent Corneal Erosion Syndrome
RES Robots Exclusion Standard
RES Reykjavik Eye Study
RES Réacteur d’Essai (French: Test Reactor; nuclear power)
RES Reticulo-Endothelial System (medicine)
RES Receive-Only Earth Station
RES Regional Employment Specialist
RES Rudder Elevator Spoiler
RES Real Enterprise Solutions (software)
RES Rothamsted Experimental Station
RES Rochester Engineering Society
RES Receiver End System
RES Racial Equality Standard (UK)
RES Russian and Eurasian Security Network (global initiative)
RES Radiology Education Seminars (Nashville, TN)
RES Radio Equipment System
RES Remote Entry Server
RES Reserve Evaluation System
RES Resolicited (comic book publishing industry preorders)
RES Reference Energy System
RES Reentry System
RES Radar Environment Simulator
RES Roary’s Eye-Magination Station (Moshi Monsters)
RES Real Estate Supplement (USACE)
RES Range Extension Subsystem
RES Rwanda Evaluation Society
RES Reimbursable Equipment Schedule
RES Rosano Electronic Services
RES Recruitment Enhancement Service (various locations)
RES Radar Environment Simulation
RES Remote Encoding Site (US Postal Service)
RES Reserve/Reserves/Residence
RES Riedel Environmental Services, Inc
RES Risk Estimate of the Situation
and I still haven’t gotten my money back.


