Babesleaga Group AN : Week 1 : Geena Davis vs Goldie Hawn
Babesleaga Group AM : Final Results and Standings

Congratulations to the winner of Group AM Miss Elke Sommer. Good work.
Results
Final Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Elke Sommer | 7 – 0 – 0 | 382 | 54.57 | 173 | 54.57 – 24.71 |
| Tuesday Weld | 6 – 1 – 0 | 342 | 48.85 | 177 | 48.85 – 25.28 |
| Ursula Andress | 5 – 2 – 0 | 290 | 41.42 | 251 | 41.42 – 35.85 |
| Sharon Tate | 4 – 3 – 0 | 312 | 44.57 | 230 | 44.57 – 32.85 |
| Eva Renzi | 3 – 4 – 0 | 251 | 35.85 | 273 | 35.85 – 39.00 |
| Dyan Cannon | 2 – 5 – 0 | 239 | 34.14 | 290 | 34.14 – 41.42 |
| Jean Seberg | 1 – 6 – 0 | 152 | 21.71 | 353 | 21.71 – 50.42 |
| Mary Ure | 0 – 7 – 0 | 139 | 19.85 | 357 | 19.85 – 51.00 |
Group AN Week 1
- 10:00 am Geena Davis vs Goldie Hawn
- 2:00 pm Heather Thomas vs Teri Garr
- 6:00 pm Kelly Preston vs Sela Ward
- 8:00 pm Markie Post vs Morgan Fairchild
Saturday Night Hootenanny
Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Speical
Straight Line of the Day: Why Do People Own Gold?
The UK Government Has Just Explained Why People Own Gold
Goldcore | 19 June 26 | Dave Russell
Friday Night Open Thread: 2028
Do you want to go on record now, predicting who will be the 2028 Republican presidential candidate?
Frankly, I wouldn’t recommend it. If you’re right, all you’ll get is “Duh, well yeah, it was inevitable.” And if you’re wrong… eternal shame and embarrassment.
I predict Vance, but would be happy with Rubio if it isn’t Vance.
Can’t picture both those dropping out and being replaced by Hegseth, Cruz, or Tulsi, but I’d support them, as well.
Please, no talk of Don Jr.!
And the Democrat POTUS candidate? Haven’t we had enough commies and puppets already?
Straight Line of the Day — A Perennial Favorite: What Else Are They Lying About To Us in the Movies?
Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 6/19/2026 : New Matches for 6/26/2026

Great to come out of retirement for the Bond Girlathon and our nation’s 250th Birthday.
Results from 6/19/2026
| (8) Jill St. John | No Preference | Michelle Yeoh |
|---|---|---|
| 161 | 0 | 32 |
| Jacqueline Bisset | No Preference | (1) Teri Hatcher |
|---|---|---|
| 103 | 2 | 82 |
New Matches for 6/26/2026
Match 1
Kim Basinger (Domino Petachi) vs Cecilie Thomsen (Professor Inga Bergstrom)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Kim Basinger | 3 – 3 – 0 | 562 – 4 – 615 |
Birth Name: Kimila Ann Basinger Age: 71, born 8 December 1953 Country of origin:United States Height: 5′ 6″ Relationship Status: In a relationship Foreign Secretary Lord Ambrose orders a reluctant M to reactivate the double-0 section, and Bond is tasked with tracking down the missing weapons. Bond follows a lead to the Bahamas and finds Domino Petachi, Jack’s sister, and her wealthy lover Maximillian Largo, who is SPECTRE’s top agent. Bond and Leiter attempt to board Largo’s yacht, the Flying Saucer, in search of the missing nuclear warheads. Bond finds Domino and attempts to make Largo jealous by kissing her in front of a one-way mirror. Enraged, Largo traps Bond and takes him and Domino to Palmyra, Largo’s base of operations in North Africa. Largo punishes Domino for her betrayal by selling her to passing Arabs. Bond escapes from his prison and rescues her.

Kim Basinger
VS
| Contesant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Cecilie Thomsen | 3 – 3 – 0 | 805 – 3 – 497 |
Actress: Cecilie Thomsen Nationality: Danish Bond Movie: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) Synopsis:
Inga Bergstrom was a Professor of Danish at Oxford University. Bond said, in Danish, “I’ve always enjoyed studying a new tongue, Professor.”, to which Bergstrom replied “One might say you have a natural ability.” Just then, the camera panned to show Bond and Bergstrom in bed together. The phone rang, and on discovering it was Moneypenny, Bond replied that he was just brushing up on a little Danish.

Cecilie Tomsen
Barbara Carerra (Fatima Blush) vs (11) Denise Richards (Dr. Christmas Jones)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Barbara Carerra | 3 – 3 – 0 | 575 – 3 – 468 |
Birth Name: Barbara Kingsbury Age: 79, born 31 December 1945 Country of origin:Nicaragua Currently Residing In:
United States Returning to his villa, Bond finds Nicole killed by Blush. After a chase on his Q-branch motorbike, Bond finds himself in an ambush and is captured by Blush. She admits to being impressed with him, and forces Bond to declare in writing that she is his “Number One” sexual partner. Bond distracts her with promises, then uses his Q-branch fountain pen gun to kill Blush with an explosive dart.

Barbara Carrera
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (11) Denise Richards | 5 – 1 – 0 | 775 – 3 – 503 |
Actress: Denise Richards Nationality: American Bond Movie: The World is Not Enough (1999) Synopsis:
Christmas Jones was a nuclear physicist working for an international agency that decommissioned nuclear weapons from the Soviet Union era. After Bond helped her escape from an explosion, Jones helped Bond investigate a bomb travelling along Elektra King’s oil pipeline. She discovered that half the plutonium was missing, which helped Bond discover King’s intentions in time to stop her. The two spend Christmas together in turkey at the end of the film.

Denise Richards
Straight Line of the Day: What Else Have They Computer-Chip-Programmed Cows To Do?
Russian company claims it has put computer chips in cows’ brains to make them produce more milk
Not The Bee | June 19, 2026 | Harambe HarambeAlthough much of the technology remains speculative, the Russian company Neiry claims to have directly implanted neural devices in the brains of dairy cows…
The company said in its announcement that the cows that received the initial neurostimulation devices ‘remained conscious, felt well, experienced no discomfort, and have already returned to their normal production cycles on the farm.’ It did not detail how the devices were implanted, what research went into designing them or what animal welfare precautions were taken.
More interesting still is just how such a device would affect cows in the first place.
Cartoons and Memes
Straight Line of the Day: Quick — We Need a Title for a Western.
Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 6/17/2026 : New Matches for 6/24/2026

Morning already? I guess it is time to get up.
Results from 6/17/2026
| (6) Caroline Munro | No Preference | Gloria Hendry |
|---|---|---|
| 190 | 0 | 12 |
| (8) Jane Seymour | No Preference | Olga Bisera |
|---|---|---|
| 161 | 0 | 23 |
New Matches for 6/24/2026
Match 1
Lois Chiles (Holly Goodhead) vs Catherine Schell (Nancy)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Lois Chiles | 5 – 3 – 0 | 950 – 14 – 621 |
Actress: Lois Chiles Nationality: American Bond Movie: Moonraker (1979) Synopsis:
Holly Goodhead was a CIA agent working undercover as an astronaut for the Hugo Drax organization. After spending the night together with Bond, the two met up at the top of Sugarloaf mountain in Rio. On the cable car ride down, Jaws tried to kill them, and Holly’s cover was blown. Bond managed to escape, and rescued Holly after the pair were almost killed in a rocket blast chamber. They went to space together and shot down Drax’s globes that contained fatal gases meant to kill the human race on Earth.

Louis Chiles
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Catherine Schell | 4 – 4 – 0 | 785 – 15 – 963 |

Nancy
Actress: Catherine Schell Nationality: Hungarian Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
After sneaking into Ruby Bartlett’s room in the swiss clinic, Bond had returned to his own room. He said to himself in the mirror, “Hilly, you old devil”, before noticing that another patient, Nancy, had snook into his room. Being the only man in the clinic, Bond had attracted the fancy of several of the girls.

Catherine Schell
Corinne Clery (Corinne Dufour) vs Angela Scoular (Ruby Bartlett)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Corinne CLery | 5 – 3 – 0 | 880 – 10 – 582 |
Actress: Corinne Cléry Nationality: French Bond Movie: Moonraker (1979) Synopsis:
Corinne Dufour was Hugo Drax’s personal assistant and pilot. She flew Bond over Drax’s estate, giving him a guided tour of the Moonraker complex and flying him to meet Drax. After spending the night with Bond, Corinne revealed the location of Drax’s safe, where Bond photographed secret documents. Drax discovered this, and Corinne was killed by Drax’s vicious pack of dogs.

Corinne Clery
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Angela Scoular | 0 – 8 – 0 | 163 – 10 – 1607 |

Ruby Bartlett
Actress: Angela Scoular Nationality: English Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
Ruby Bartlett was one of the “angels of death” at Blofeld’s swiss clinic. She had been brought there to cure a chicken allergy, but was in fact being hypnotized by Blofeld as part of a plot to spread a crop virus around the country. When she first met Bond, disguised as Sir Hillary Bray, she discreetly wrote her room number in lipstick on his thigh, so that he could meet her later that night.

Angela Scoular
Straight Line of the Day: Where Could They Find a Jury of Your Peers?
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