Rise and shine.
Results
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Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lacy Cherbet | 2 – 0 – 0 | 120 | 60.00 | 45 | 60.00 – 22.50 |
| Jordana Brewster | 2 – 0 – 0 | 99 | 49.50 | 68 | 49.50 – 34.00 |
| Ashley Judd | 1 – 1 – 0 | 86 | 43.00 | 82 | 43.00 – 41.00 |
| Emmanuelle Beart | 1 – 1 – 0 | 86 | 43.00 | 75 | 43.00 – 37.50 |
| Danica McKellar | 1 – 1 – 0 | 85 | 42.50 | 82 | 42.50 – 41.00 |
| Danielle Fishel | 1 – 1 – 0 | 83 | 41.50 | 73 | 41.50 – 36.50 |
| Angela Marie Dotchin | 0 – 2 – 0 | 45 | 27.50 | 97 | 27.50 – 48.50 |
| Fairuza Balk | 0 – 2 – 0 | 41 | 20.50 | 122 | 20.40 – 61.00 |
Week 3
Ilhan Omar doubles down on ‘real name’ when confronted at Mall of Somalia
Fox News | 10/23/26 | Hannah BrennanHer comments come after two people familiar with the ongoing investigation into the Somali-born congresswoman, including a law enforcement source, said that her real name is Ilhan Nur Said Elmi. The last name is the same as her ex-husband, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, who is alleged to be her brother.
Federal prosecutors referred to the Minnesota Democrat as “Ilhan Nur Said Elmi, a/k/a Ilhan Abdullahi Omar,” in a Wednesday filing in D.C. federal court, as first reported by Fox News Digital. One source said the language used for her name in the filing reflected the evidence that has so far been compiled in the immigration fraud investigation.
🎵Pleased to meet ya
Hope you guess my name!
But what’s puzzling you is the
Nature of my game.🎵
Are you ready for your lesson today?
“The whole ethos of Washington, D.C. these days is: let’s keep the racket going as long as possible. This is every agency, every Congressional office, every lobbyist, every think tank. Idealism is gone. Public service is gone. The notion of government as servant of the people is gone. We hardly even hear these cliches anymore.” ~~ Jeffrey A. Tucker
So, how are things looking?
Results from 10/16/2026
| Maryse Guy Mitsouko | No Preference | Zena Marshall |
|---|---|---|
| 85 | 4 | 48 |
| Eunice Gayson | No Preference | Mie Hama |
|---|---|---|
| 91 | 3 | 51 |
New Matches for 10/23/2026
Match 1
Akiko Wakabayashi (Aki) vs (9) Lana Wood (Plenty O’Toole)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Akiko Wakabayashi | 2 – 6 – 0 | 542 – 12 – 919 |
Aki
Actress: Akiko Wakabayashi Nationality: Japanese Bond Movie: You Only Live Twice (1967) Synopsis:
Aki was a senior agent of the Japanese secret service, working directly under its leader Tiger Tanaka. She was confident and independent, and tricked Bond into walking over a trap door, which catapulted him down a steel slide leading to Tanaka’s office. She drove a Toyota 2000GT and saved Bond’s life on many occasions. Mid way though the film, an assassin tried to poison Bond, but Aki was poisoned by mistake.
Akiko Wakabayashi
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (9) Lana Wood | 7 – 1 – 0 | 1119 – 3 – 549 |
Plenty O’Toole
Actress: Lana Wood Nationality: American Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
Plenty O’Toole was a gold digger from Las Vegas. She helped a man gamble at the craps table, but when he lost all of his money, she lost interest. She turned to leave, but went back after hearing James Bond ask for $10,000 in chips. She helped Bond play craps, and after winning $50,000, she went back to Bond’s suite. Bond girl Tiffany Case was waiting there for Bond, and some mobsters threw Plenty out of the window into the pool below.
Lana Wood
Match 2
Tsai Chin (Ling) vs Lola Larson (Bambi)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Tsai Chin | 0 – 8 – 0 | 315 – 12 – 1131 |
Ling
Actress: Tsai Chin Nationality: Chinese Bond Movie: You Only Live Twice (1967) Synopsis:
In the opening scenes of the film, Bond is shown in bed with Ling, as the two discuss why Chinese girls taste different from all other girls. Ling gets up and presses a button that rockets the bed upwards into the wall, and two gunmen enter the room to kill Bond. It is later revealed to the audience that Ling was helping to stage Bond’s death in order to keep his enemies off his back.
Tsai Chin
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Lola Larson | 0 – 8 – 0 | 239 – 24 – 1102 |
Bambi
Actress: Lola Larson Nationality: American Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
Bambi and Thumper were the two gymnastic bodyguards holding Willard Whyte prisoner in his Las Vegas villa. When Bond enters to rescue Whyte, he meets Bambi and Thumper, who introduce themselves, and then take it in turns to attack Bond, somewhat playfully.
Lola Larson
A penny for your thoughts.
“The sour, bitter face of our enemy is the face of the chubby girl who always tried to get between you and her hot roommate — except instead of a double-bagger trying to block your shot, she’s now a Democrat trying to condemn you to serfdom. It’s the same face you see worn by malignant amphibians like Elissa Slotkin (D-CIA), a particularly loathsome creature who trumpets her time at the Central Intelligence Agency to establish her phony USA! USA! bona fides. This comes at the same time she supports a Jew-hating communist to be her co-senator who is, at minimum, a slobbering affiliate of the Muslim Brotherhood. Whether her flex is calculated or stupid is a puzzlement; does she think she’s exploiting him instead of being exploited herself? It is useful to remember how the Iranian mullahs took power and then immediately shot all their erstwhile leftist allies. Regardless, they deserve each other; we don’t deserve either. When fascism comes to America, it will come from the left, because the left is where fascism comes from. It will come in the form of a Democrat, a Democrat who pretends to be patriotic and points to her résumé as if it’s proof. And it will be dressed like an HR director at a mid-tier company in a second-tier town.” ~~ Kurt Schlichter
Hi guys 10 rounds are in the books and we have reshuffled the top 16 Bond Girls. That’s the good news, the bad news is I got another schedule glitch. One match has already been played but there are no corresponding mismartched pairs for another match. I can’t eplain it so all I can do is have the two girls sit this round out and see if the glitch shows up in later rounds. Quite frustrating. So, let’s get on with it.
Results from 10/14/2026
| (1) Barbara Bach | No Preference | Carmen du Sautoy |
|---|---|---|
| 196 | 2 | 6 |
| (3) Eva Green | No Preference | Talisa Soto |
|---|---|---|
| 142 | 1 | 46 |
New Matches for 10/21/2026
Match 1
(2) Diane Rigg (Teresa di Vicenzo) vs (1) Barbara Bach (Anya Amasova)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (2) Diana Rigg | 10 – 0 – 0 | 1873 – 11 – 491 |
Teresa di Vicenzo
Actress: Diana Rigg Nationality: English Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
Contessa Teresa di Vicenzo was the most important girl in Bond’s life, becoming Mrs Tracy Bond by the end of the film. Starting out troubled and suicidal, Tracy was rescued by Bond, who gradually fell in love with her. At their wedding, Bond vowed that they would have all the time in the world together. In a tragic twist of irony, Tracy was assassinated by Ernst Stavro Blofeld as the pair were stopped at a roadside to remove the flowers from their car.
Diana Rigg
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (1) Barbara Bach | 10 – 0 – 0 | 2125 – 10 – 282 |
Anya Amasova
Actress: Barbara Bach Nationality: American Bond Movie: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) Synopsis:
Anya Amasova, code name ‘Triple X’, was a KGB agent working under General Gogol. She had the same mission as Bond, to retrieve stolen microfilms for a submarine tracking system. After half co-operating and half getting in the way of each other, Bond and Amasova meet their bosses at the Egyptian HQ, who tell them that MI6 and the KGB are now co-operating, and the two should work together.
Barbara Bach
Match 2
(5) Caroline Munro (Naomi) vs Carmen du Sautoy (Saide)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (5) Caroline Munro | 9 – 1 – 0 | 1559 – 14 – 530 |
Naomi
Actress: Caroline Munro Nationality: English Bond Movie: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) Synopsis:
Naomi was an aid for Karl Stromberg, and escorted Bond and Anya Amasova to Stromberg’s oceanic citadel, the Atlantis. After Bond’s meeting ended, Stromberg instructed henchman Jaws to kill the two spies. In an intense chase sequence with Bond and Amasova driving a Lotus Esprit, Jaws shot at them from a car, another henchmen tried to kill them with a sidecar-missile, and Naomi tried to shoot them down from a helicopter. She met her end as Bond blew up her helicopter with a surface-to-air missile.
Caroline Munro
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Carmen du Sautoy | 1 – 9 – 0 | 332 – 33 – 1611 |
Saide
Actress: Carmen du Sautoy Nationality: English Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Saida was a Lebanese belly dancer, and the ex-lover of agent 002, Bill Fairbanks. When Fairbanks is found dead, Bond visits Saida to find out what happened. Saida mentions that she found the bullet that killed Fairbanks and now uses it as a lucky charm belly button. Bond tries to casually steal the bullet, but after getting hit on the back by the club bouncer, he swallows it by mistake.
Carmen du Sautoy
