Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 1/28/2026 : New Matches for 2/4/2026
Woohoo! Vegas here we come! That means voting will be open until February 17th. Vote early, or late. Whatever.
Results from 1/28/2026
| Kell Tyler | No Preference | Emily Bolton |
|---|---|---|
| 120 | 1 | 60 |
It has been brought to my attention that the more current picture for Kell Tyler was not her. It appears that she also acted under a different name. A different picture has been acquired and will be use from this point moving foward. Sorry for this inconvenience.
| Carey Lowell (13) | No Preference | Leila Shenna |
|---|---|---|
| 159 | 1 | 31 |
Matches for 2/4/2026
Match 1
Carole Bouquet (Melina Havelock) vs Talisa Soto (Lupe Lamora)
| Conestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Carole Bouquet | 2 – 4 – 0 | 514 – 8 – 688 |
Actress: Carole Bouquet Nationality: French Bond Movie: For Your Eyes Only (1981) Synopsis:
Melina Havelock was the daughter of two marine explorers who did salvage work for the British Secret Service. After her parents were assassinated by henchman Hector Gonzales, Melina found the hitman and killed him with a crossbow. She and Bond were both trying to uncover the man who ordered the attacks, and they worked well together, eventually finding him.
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Talisa Soto | 2 – 4 – 0 | 557 – 21 – 761 |
Actress: Talisa Soto Nationality: American Bond Movie: Licence to Kill (1989) Synopsis:
Lupe Lamora was the mistress of drug baron Franz Sanchez. Lupe frequently slept around, and Sanchez went to deal with one of her lovers in Florida, getting himself arrested by the DEA in the process. Bond met Lupe unintentionally when trying to kill someone aboard her boat. They met again at a casino, and Bond forced Lupe into taking him upstairs to meet Sanchez. Although Lupe was a love interest, Bond left her at the end of film to be with Pam Bouvier.
Match 2
(3) Eva Green (Vesper Lynd) vs Lynn-Holly Johnson (Bibi Dahl)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (3) Eva Green | 6 – 0 – 0 | 1131 – 6 – 383 |
Actress: Eva Green Nationality: French Bond Movie: Casino Royale (2006) Synopsis:
Vesper Lynd worked for Her Majesty’s Treasury, and was assigned to manage the funds lent to Bond for his poker game with villain Le Chiffre. She got caught up with a vicious fight between Bond and Steven Obanno, that ended in Obanno’s bloody death. Bond found Vesper sitting shivering and fully dressed in the shower, trying to wash away the blood. He comforted her, and the two bonded. When Bond was poisoned by Le Chiffre, Vesper came to Bond’s aid and saved his life. Later in the film, the pair were captured, and Vesper spared Bond’s life in a series of events that led to the end of her own.
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Lynn-Holly Johnson | 3 – 3 – 0 | 689 – 6 – 518 |
Actress: Lynn-Holly Johnson Nationality: American Bond Movie: For Your Eyes Only (1981) Synopsis:
Bibi Dahl was a young ice skater sponsored by double agent Kristatos. Bibi was very attracted to Bond, however he turned her down on every occasion due to her young age. By the end of the film, Kristatos was killed, and Bond’s ally Columbo became her new sponsor.
Straight Line of the Day: Things You’d Rather Do Than Watch an Hour of CNN
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Babesleaga Group AK : Week 3 : Minka Kelly vs Victoria Justice
Babesleaga Group AK : Week 3 : Alexandra Daddario vs Sydney Sweeney
Babesleaga Group AK : Week 3 : Sabrina Carpenter vs Hailee Steinfeld
Straight Line of the Day: What Are All the Cool Kids Doing Now?
Babesleaga Group AK : Week 3 : Zendaya vs Lily Collins
Babesleaga Group AK : Week 2 : Results and Standings
Two down and five to go. For the record I will be back in Las Vegas with the interns next week to root for the home team. That means the voting will be open until February 15th. Enjoy.
Week 2 Results
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Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sydney Sweeney | 2 – 0 – 0 | 168 | 84.00 | 31 | 84.00 – 15.50 |
| Minka Kelly | 2 – 0 – 0 | 158 | 79.00 | 32 | 79.00 – 16.00 |
| Alexandra Daddario | 2 – 0 – 0 | 124 | 62.00 | 57 | 62.00 – 28.50 |
| Victoria Justice | 1 – 1 – 0 | 95 | 47.50 | 85 | 47.50 – 42.50 |
| Hailee Steinfeld | 1 – 1 – 0 | 91 | 45.50 | 89 | 45.50 – 44.50 |
| Sabrina Carpenter | 0 – 2 – 0 | 40 | 20.00 | 152 | 20.00 – 76.00 |
| Zendaya | 0 – 2 – 0 | 38 | 19.00 | 151 | 19.00 – 75.50 |
| Lily Collins | 0 – 2 – 0 | 36 | 18.00 | 153 | 18.00 – 76.50 |
Week 3
- 10:00 am Zendaya vs Lily Collins
- 2:00 pm Sabrina Carpenter vs Hailee Steinfeld
- 6:00 pm Alexandra Daddario vs Sydney Sweeney
- 8:00 pm Mink Kelly vs Victoria Justice
Saturday Night Hootenanny
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Straight Line of the Day: What Will You Find in Kamala’s New Mansion?
Kamala Harris Buys $8.2 Million Seaside Mansion After Warning ‘Sea Levels Are Rising’ Due to ‘Climate Crisis’
Washington Free Beacon | 1/15/26 | Eliana JohnsonKamala Harris warned in 2023 that to “live in a coastal community is to live on the front lines of the climate crisis.” The failed presidential candidate is reporting for duty: She and her husband, Doug Emhoff, purchased an $8 million oceanside mansion in Malibu.
The purchase, our Thomas Catenacci writes, “calls into question Harris’s earnestness when discussing the threats posed by what she calls the ‘climate crisis.’” During her short-lived presidential campaign, Harris warned that “sea levels are rising” because humans are “poisoning the planet.” In the Senate, she cosponsored the Living Shorelines Act, which called to earmark $50 million annually for combating rising sea levels because they threaten “thousands of coastal communities and economies.” And the Biden-Harris administration released a climate model that says the beach that’s a short walk from Harris’s new pad will be significantly damaged by sea level rise.
Harris doesn’t appear to be bothered by those risks. Her new home is “perched in a prime coastal location” with “breathtaking ocean views,” according to a real estate listing we reviewed. It also features some of the luxuries—like a gas-powered stove and fireplace—that the Biden-Harris administration targeted with burdensome regulations.
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Straight Line of the Day: The NFL Is Creating a “Chief Kindness Officer”? They Should Add…
The NFL Is Getting Brutally Mocked For Appointing A “Chief Kindness Officer” For The Super Bowl
whiskeyriff.com | January 29, 2026 | Aaron RyanThe game kicks off on Sunday, February 8 between the Seattle Seahawks and the New England Patriots at Levi’s Stadium, home of the San Francisco 49ers. And with a full week of festivities planned for the week leading up to the game, the NFL announced today the appointment of one YouTube creator as the league’s “Chief Kindness Officer” and “Creator of the Week.”
That prestigious role goes to Dhar Mann, a YouTuber with nearly 27 million subscribers who’s known for his scripted content. …
In his role as Chief Kindness Officer, which is a totally real and not at all made up title, Mann will be responsible for leading “a series of digital, social, and on-the-ground activations designed to activate kindness and sportsmanship across fans and players throughout Super Bowl events.”
One of his initiatives will be a “Be Kind To Your Rival” campaign, for which the NFL will donate $1 to St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital for every post using their hashtag that says something nice about a rival team or fanbase…up to $100,000. (I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that Mann and all these creators are probably going to be making more than $100,000 off of this week, whether they’re being paid by the NFL or not).