If you could take a peek into Hell, what might you see?
Quote of the Day
What’s really driving them bonkers is less about providing voter lists for eligibility determination (though they are certainly worried about that) and much more about MATCHING BARCODES of the outer and inner envelopes in a mail ballot package.
Here is why that’s the problem for them. If surplus mail ballots collected from people who aren’t voting by mail are somehow voted on behalf of OTHER PEOPLE, it becomes readily detectable that a ballot was repurposed from its originally intended voter to someone else on the voter rolls. The “no-match” condition means that ballot was taken from the originally intended voter or it was given away. Either way that’s how fraud can be easily detected.
Keep in mind, the barcode matching requirement does not require any personal information that isn’t on the outside of an envelope, and it doesn’t prevent states from using mail to conduct elections, so the hysterical reactions are confirmation they know the gig is up. ~~ Mark Mendlovitz
Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 8/19/2026 : New Matches for 8/26/2026
Can you feel the chill? September is in the air.
Results for 8/19/2026
| (7) Britt Ekland | No Preference | (6) Caroline Munro |
|---|---|---|
| 108 | 1 | 101 |
| (11) Madelaine Smith | No Preference | Olga Bisera |
|---|---|---|
| 134 | 1 | 45 |
New Matches for 8/26/2026
Match 1
Lois Chiles (Holly Goodhead) vs Gloria Hendry (Rosie Carver)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Lois Chiles | 6 – 3 – 0 | 1066 – 16 – 682 |
Holly Goodhead
Actress: Lois Chiles Nationality: American Bond Movie: Moonraker (1979) Synopsis:
Holly Goodhead was a CIA agent working undercover as an astronaut for the Hugo Drax organization. After spending the night together with Bond, the two met up at the top of Sugarloaf mountain in Rio. On the cable car ride down, Jaws tried to kill them, and Holly’s cover was blown. Bond managed to escape, and rescued Holly after the pair were almost killed in a rocket blast chamber. They went to space together and shot down Drax’s globes that contained fatal gases meant to kill the human race on Earth.
Louis Chiles
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Gloria Hendry | 1 – 8 – 0 | 243 – 24 – 1545 |
Rosie Carver
Actress: Gloria Hendry Nationality: American Bond Movie: Live and Let Die (1973) Synopsis:
Rosie Carver was an inept and incompetent double agent, working for the CIA and for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She checked into Bond’s hotel room as Mrs. Bond, and said she would take him to the spot where Bains, another MI6 agent, was killed. While picnicking near the area, Bond confronts Rosie, revealing that he knows she is working for Kanaga. Bond threatens to kill her, and Rosie runs away, only to be killed by a hidden gun in one of Kanaga’s scarecrows.
Gloria Hendry
Match 2
Corinne Clery (Corinne Dufour) vs (8) Jane Seymoour (Solitaire)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Corinne Clery | 6 – 3 – 0 | 1050 – 10 – 586 |
Corinne Dufour
Actress: Corinne Cléry Nationality: French Bond Movie: Moonraker (1979) Synopsis:
Corinne Dufour was Hugo Drax’s personal assistant and pilot. She flew Bond over Drax’s estate, giving him a guided tour of the Moonraker complex and flying him to meet Drax. After spending the night with Bond, Corinne revealed the location of Drax’s safe, where Bond photographed secret documents. Drax discovered this, and Corinne was killed by Drax’s vicious pack of dogs.
Corinne Clery
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (8) Jane Seymour | 7 – 2 – 0 | 1420 – 7 – 810 |
Solitaire
Actress: Jane Seymour Nationality: English Bond Movie: Live and Let Die (1973) Synopsis:
Solitaire was a psychic tarot card reader working for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She predicted the movements of James Bond and other men who posed a threat to their operations. Solitaire was practically imprisoned by Kananga as he knew that, like her mother, she would lose her psychic gift if she were to make love. When first meeting Bond, Solitaire drew the lovers card, predicting the fate of her and Bond. Indeed, Solitaire soon lost her powers, and became a target of Kananga’s wrath.
Jane Seymour
Quote of the Day
“If 2 Arab boys need to be taken care of, I’m not sending two girls in. As soon as certain surnames come up, we bring in the police.
“It usually doesn’t take long for 20, 30, 40 family members to show up in front of the hospital. They have special Telegram groups where they alert each other, and they want to make their presence felt in a way that’s often aggressive: ‘We’re here; we stand by our people—and you can expect trouble if anything happens to them.’
“In these circles, it’s common for the mothers and women to scream loudly and in high drama. This high noise level is a stress factor for the staff and also for the patients.” ~~ German ER Nurse
Straight Line of the Day: At Last! Your Chance To Violate Social Order and Good Customs…
… by altering the lyrics of a popular song.
I know that’s a pretty broad category, but who doesn’t like categories with pretty broads?
Crossing a ‘Red’ Line? Chinese Comedy Star Investigated Over Altered Song Lyrics
Channel News Asia | 19 Aug 2026Prominent Chinese comedian Guo Degang has come under investigation after improvising new lyrics to a well-known revolutionary song, with a complaint accusing him of violating “social order and good customs”. The incident spotlights the fine line performers in China must navigate between creative license and political sensitivities, amid Beijing’s continued emphasis on ideological discipline.
He should have formed a group: Kool and Degang.
Guo changed the lyrics of Playing My Beloved Pipa during a Peking opera adaptation of Ji Gong, a legendary Chinese Buddhist monk and folk hero, held in Wuhan on Jul 24, reported Shanghai-based news outlet The Paper. Guo starred as Ji Gong in the production. Playing My Beloved Pipa was featured in the 1956 film Railway Guerrilla – a well-known revolutionary classic depicting a group of railway workers and farmers who form a guerrilla force to fight invading imperial Japanese forces.
So, unless you are too busy playing your beloved pipa, have at it.
Chinese Peoples’ Army Censoring Squad:
🎵 We Didn’t Start To Fire . . . 🎵
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Babesleaga Division 5 Winners : Week 1 : Selma Hayek vs Sydney Sweeney
Babesleaga Division 5 Winners : Week 1 : Ann-Margaret vs Maureen O’Hara
Quote of the Day
Babesleaga Division 5 Winners : Week 1 : Shania Twain vs Elke Sommer
Straight Line of the Day: When You Eliminate the Possible, Whatever Remains, However Improbable, Must Be…
Babesleaga Division 5 Winners : Week 1 : Dina Meyer vs Markie Post
Babesleaga Group AN : Final Results and Standings
We have our winner for group AN. Please give a round a round of applause and hearty congratulations to…
Markie Post
Final Results
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Final Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Markie Post | 7 – 0 – 0 | 394 | 56.28 | 213 | 56.28 – 30.42 |
| Heather Thomas | 6 – 1 – 0 | 358 | 51.14 | 206 | 51.14 – 29.42 |
| Teri Garr | 5 – 2 – 0 | 324 | 46.28 | 253 | 46.28 – 36.14 |
| Morgan Fairchild | 4 – 3 – 0 | 314 | 44.85 | 304 | 44.85 – 43.42 |
| Sela Ward | 3 – 4 – 0 | 270 | 38.57 | 311 | 38.57 – 44.42 |
| Goldie Hawn | 2 – 5 – 0 | 252 | 36.00 | 331 | 36.00 – 47.28 |
| Kelly Preston | 1 – 6 – 0 | 231 | 33.00 | 351 | 33.00 – 50.14 |
| Geena Davis | 0 – 7 – 0 | 205 | 29.28 | 379 | 29.28 – 54.14 |
Division 5 Winners
- Markie Post
- Dina Meyer
- Shania Twain
- Ann-Margaret
- Selma Hayek
- Sydney Sweeney
- Maureen O’Hara
- Elke Sommer
Week 1
- 10:00 am Dina Meyer vs Markie Post
- 2:00 pm Shania Twain vs Elke Sommer
- 6:00 pm Ann-Margaret vs Maureen O’Hara
- 8:00 pm Selma Hayek vs Sydney Sweeney
Saturday Night/Sunday Morning Hootenanny
Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special
