- “What will Gene say tomorrow?”
$640,000 Electric Ferrari Flagged as “Questionable Expense” by IMAO Auditors
Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 5/29/2026 : New Matches for 6/5/2026
Looks like I’m pulling double duty this week.
Results from 5/29/2026
| (9) Lana Wood | No Preference | Luciana Paluzzi |
|---|---|---|
| 144 | 1 | 28 |
| Mary Guy Mitsouko | No Preference | Trina Parks |
|---|---|---|
| 154 | 0 | 12 |
New Matches for 6/5/2026
Match 1
Mie Hama (Kissy Suzuki) vs Denise Perrier (Marie)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Mie Hama | 0 – 6 – 0 | 246 – 6 – 987 |
Actress: Mie Hama Nationality: Japanese Bond Movie: You Only Live Twice (1967) Synopsis:
Kissy Suzuki was a ninja working for the head of the Japanese secret service, Tiger Tanaka. She had a mock wedding with James Bond, who underwent surgery to disguise himself as a Japanese fisherman, so that the pair could explore a quiet village without being noticed.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Denise Perrier | 1 – 5 – 0 | 242 – 33 – 757 |
Actress: Denise Perrier Nationality: French Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
As Bond seeks out Blofeld to get revenge for the death of his wife, the trail leads him from Tokyo to Cairo, where he interrogates a gambler about Blofeld’s whereabouts. “Marie… ask.. Marie.” Bond finds Marie, who asks “Is there something I can do for you?” Bond replies with “There’s something I’d like you to get off your chest”, and then removes her Bra and begins to strangle her with it.He gets the information he wants and pursues the lead.
Match 2
Akiko Wakabayashi (Aki) vs (16) Izabella Scorupco (Natalya Simonova)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Akiko Wakabayashi | 1 – 5 – 0 | 367 – 8 – 778 |
Actress: Akiko Wakabayashi Nationality: Japanese Bond Movie: You Only Live Twice (1967) Synopsis:
Aki was a senior agent of the Japanese secret service, working directly under its leader Tiger Tanaka. She was confident and independent, and tricked Bond into walking over a trap door, which catapulted him down a steel slide leading to Tanaka’s office. She drove a Toyota 2000GT and saved Bond’s life on many occasions. Mid way though the film, an assassin tried to poison Bond, but Aki was poisoned by mistake.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (16) Izabella Scorupco | 4 – 2 – 0 | 706 – 5 – 465 |
Actress: Izabella Scorupco Nationality: Polish-Swedish Bond Movie: Goldeneye (1995) Synopsis:
Natalya Simonova was a programmer working at a Russian Space Control Centre along with Boris Grishenko. Xenia Onatopp and General Ourumov staged a test drill in the centre, and after getting the launch keys, Onatopp shot everyone in sight. Natalya managed to escape, and made contact with Boris over the Internet. Unfortunately, Boris was a traitor working with Onatopp, and Natalya was captured.After she escaped a near death experience with Bond, the two paired up, and Natalya’s computer skills helped Bond overcome the traitors.
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Did OnlyFans Get Hacked? The Truth Behind the Viral 340M Leak
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What the hacker is actually selling
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What a world. Hackers blackmailing — or blackmailers hacking — OnlyFantasists. Does anyone have time for a real job anymore? No, not that kind of job.
Mossad Satellite Locates Up-and-Coming Terrorism Leader, “Tall el-Hammam”
Straight Line of the Day: Your First Thoughts on Waking Up This Morning: …
Now That’s Funny, I Don’t Care Who You Are
Cartoons and Memes
Busted!! Scientist Caught Drawing Dinosaur Footprints on Model of Jupiter
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Straight Line of the Day: What’s Up With the Train That Kills People?
Miami Graffiti Artist Dies After Being Struck by Train That’s Reportedly Killed Over 200 People
People | 5/22/26 | Charna Flam
And what’s up with the name Charna Flam?
The Brightline train is one of two high-speed trains in the U.S., traveling as fast as 125 miles per hour. The train began test runs in 2017. Since then, there have been over 200 fatalities associated with Brightline trains that took place near or on the tracks.
Um, probably very near, am I correct?
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Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 5/27/2026 : New Matches for 6/3/2026
Well looky here, we got all the matches straightened out and we move on confidently to round 9 matches. Whew!
Results from 5/27/2026
| (4) Gemma Arterton | No Preference | Tonia Sotiropoulou |
|---|---|---|
| 148 | 1 | 42 |
| (2) Diana Rigg | No Preference | (10) Lea Seydoux |
|---|---|---|
| 122 | 1 | 93 |
| Catherine Schell | No Preference | Gloria Hendry |
|---|---|---|
| 147 | 0 | 28 |
New Matches for 6/3/2027
Match 1
(2) Diana Rigg (Teresa di Vicenzo) vs Carmen du Sautoy (Saida)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (2) Diana Rigg | 8 – 0 – 0 | 1516 – 8 – 463 |
Actress: Diana Rigg Nationality: English Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
Contessa Teresa di Vicenzo was the most important girl in Bond’s life, becoming Mrs Tracy Bond by the end of the film. Starting out troubled and suicidal, Tracy was rescued by Bond, who gradually fell in love with her. At their wedding, Bond vowed that they would have all the time in the world together. In a tragic twist of irony, Tracy was assassinated by Ernst Stavro Blofeld as the pair were stopped at a roadside to remove the flowers from their car.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Carmen du Sautoy | 1 – 7 – 0 | 314 – 29 – 1248 |
Actress: Carmen du Sautoy Nationality: English Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Saida was a Lebanese belly dancer, and the ex-lover of agent 002, Bill Fairbanks. When Fairbanks is found dead, Bond visits Saida to find out what happened. Saida mentions that she found the bullet that killed Fairbanks and now uses it as a lucky charm belly button. Bond tries to casually steal the bullet, but after getting hit on the back by the club bouncer, he swallows it by mistake.
Match 2
Francoise Therry (Chew Mee) vs (15) Maude Adams (Andrea Anders, Octopussy)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Francoise Therry | 2 – 6 – 0 | 334 – 13 – 1139 |
Actress: Francoise Therry Nationality: French Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Chew Mee was a mistress of businessman Hai Fat. While visiting Hai Fat, Bond first saw sight of her while she was swimming naked in the palaces’ pool. Bond asked how the water was, and Chew Mee responded that he should come in and find out. Chew Mee had only a brief appearance, and Bond didn’t make it into the pool.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (15) Maud Adams | 6 – 2 – 0 | 1175 – 10 – 622 |
Actress: Maud Adams Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Miss Anders was the girlfriend of Francisco Scaramanga, the $1 million a shot assassin, the man with the golden gun. She sent a golden bullet to MI6 with 007 engraved on the side, so that it would be thought that Scaramanga had Bond on his hit list. Miss Anders was hoping that Bond would respond to the threat and kill Scaramanga, freeing her from his possession. However, Scaramanga learnt of her betrayal and shot her through the heart.
Actress: Maud Adams Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: Octopussy (1983) Synopsis:
Octopussy ran an all-women floating island, the girls of which were acrobats for a circus that was a front for a jewellery smuggling operation. She was a partner in crime with Kamal Khan, who stole the jewellery for himself and tried to kill Octopussy. Octopussy saved Bond’s life, and Bond repaid the debt by saving hers. After killing Khan, Bond and Octopussy sail into the sunset, with the acrobat girls rowing for them.
Modern Remake of “The Godfather”: British Police Handcuff Sonny Corleone’s Bullet-Ridden Body; Detain It for Insulting Barzini
Hochul Cuts New York’s Carbon Footprint in Half by Half-Filling Flights to Europe
