The U.S. Army is now making computer games for free download. The military was always the only part of the federal government I didn’t mind my tax money going to because they kill evil foreigners, but now I get video games out of the deal. Kick ass!
Archive of entries posted on 9th July 2002
Earth Smackdown
Have you heard about how the WWF has come out and said that we only have until 2050 before we use up the earth’s resources? I haven’t watched the WWF for a while, so I have no clue where this comes from, but my bet is that their science is as phony as their wrestling. I’d find out more, but the best parts of their study is only on pay perview.
Peace or Pothole
First off, I don’t like the way the current administration is pussyfooting in the Middle East. If Reagan were still around, right now there would either be peace in the Middle East or it would be one giant smoldering pothole. And then it would be done with. Instead we play buddy-buddy with a bunch of dictators who, in a true and just world, should be hanging from trees. At least, it seems, Bush has completely cut off all ties with Arafat. I think we could have cut off ties with him a lot more forcefully, though. Instead of Bush coming out and saying, “You should elect someone other than Arafat because we don’t like him,” just so the Palestinians could defy us, we should first have had a sniper take him out and then say, “I think you should elect someone other than Arafat because he’s dead now.” Then the Palestinians would have to concede to our simple logic or elect a dead man. They’d probably elect a dead man, but sometimes people surprise you.