A bill banning partial-birth abortion has passed the house, and, since Bush is in the White House, looks like this one will become law once it gets past the Senate. Abortions lovers hate this issue coming up, because abortion always becomes harder to defend when you can actually see the child and not just dismiss him or her as a mass of tissue. And its fun to see abortion boosters squirm as they try to explain why a few inches separate a fetus from a child. Nah, they’ll still probably just shout the word “choice” over and over until you learn to stop trying to argue with them.

A 1.2 mile wide asteroid could strike earth in 2019, but I know there are still some hippies around that don’t want us to have any nukes. Well you can’t destroy an earth shattering mass of iron ore with flower power.

Fat people are suing fast food for being too yummy. Sometimes I think maybe these lawyers aren’t just taking these cases for the money, but maybe instead some Satan fueled desire to destroy all that’s good in the world. Could it be possible to make filing really frivolous lawsuits punishable by death? I’ll have to have some lawyers look at that one.