Kopel and Racansky has an interesting idea: make all gun control laws be applied equally to citizens and law enforcement. Gun-control dumbasses always have this whacko idea that an average citizen gets a gun he’s going to start shooting everyone, but they never apply that thinking to cops as if getting a badge makes one a magical creature beyond the failings of mortal man.

I’m sorry, but this is pretty funny in a morbid way. Fifty-five whales get beached Monday and there’s a heroic effort to save them, but, they all returned today, beached once more, and the verdict is, “Screw it.” There’s no helping some marine life.