It’s Wrong to be French

Jonah Goldberg has his annual column celebrating Bastille day. Definitely worth a read.

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

A report says that “constructive engagement” has only allowed the evil government of China to become more powerful (they can now nuke Mississippi). Lesson is, don’t be nice to evil governments; they’ll use that to their evil advantage. I hope the current administration will learn and take a harder stance towards China and maybe bomb them now and then until they learn to play nice. But, seeing how they like to play buddy buddy with the Saudis, I’m not getting my hopes up.

Hackers of the World Unite

Hackers are using their powers for good instead of annoyingness by helping circumvent China’s internet censorship. I’d love to be an idealist, but I bet most people, instead of joining in on dissident websites, will be downloading porn.

Vive la revolution!

He Ain’t Dead Until We Kill Him

They say ole’ Usama is still around. I think that’s good, because ID’ing his corpse long after the fact just won’t be satisfying to Americans. We need him captured alive and then have a video tape of a live grenade being put in his mouth and the pin pulled. Sure, ACLU and France might complain, but we have plenty more grenades.

Communist Yahoos

Yahoo! has agreed to censor themselves according to wishes of the evil Chinese government. I’d criticize them, but I’m still hoping they’ll list my site.

Deroy Explains it All

Deroy Murdoch explains why all the arguments against arming pilots are idiotic. BTW, if your against arming pilots, you’re and idiot.

Get Frenchie

An emotionally disturbed neo-nazi tried to assassinate the French president. Due to the assailants poor mental health, France is not sure whether they’ll be able to surrender to him.

They Should Blame Al Gore for All the Trouble

China is cracking down on Internet cafes. I really don’t get how a country that big can keep acting like a silly little pissant country. Don’t they have grander, eviler things to work on than keeping teens off of eBay?

The Only Good Commie is a Resigned Commie

It may be trouble getting “President” Jiang to step down in China so his successor can take his place. Maybe, in a gesture of goodwill, the U.S. can assassinate Jiang to help move things along.

Is it Piloted by Aibo?

Robot planes! Probably work well for the Air Force until they inevitably turn on us and try to kill all humans. I assume they have good protection from hackers…

Keystone Spooks

I saw on FOX News that the FBI warned Pasadena, California of a possible terrorist attack on an oil refinery. Then, upon realizing there are no oil refineries in Pasadena, California, warned Pasadena, Texas. That’s all fine and good, but I wonder how long it took them to make that correction. I’ve only just driven through Pasadena, California once, and I could have told that there are absolutely no oil refineries there, unless one is hidden in a CalTech lab.

“Not to shatter your ego, but this isn’t the first time we’ve had a nuclear missle pointed at us.”

China has at least twenty nuclear missiles capable of reaching the states, and is working on building more. Now, since we’re the defenders of freedom, anyone who would point missiles at us is insanely evil, thus we really have to start moving towards a solution with China that involves the execution of all their leaders. If we attacked now, I bet their missiles couldn’t reach past California; something to think about.

The Greater Threat

Just because we’re fighting terrorists, don’t forget our old threat of Communism. China’s still moving towards invading Taiwan, and the furthering spread of a Commie state is more of a threat to us than the delusional wackos were dealing with now. Better start taking a tougher line with China if we want their Communism to end with a whimper like the Soviets instead of a bang.

And while were talking about Communism, why is Castro still alive?

Watch Your Neighbors

5000 people linked to Usama and Al Qaeda are thought to be in the U.S. Another reason for carrying a gun.

Commie Carps

Maryland has been invaded by Chinese super fish. They have voracious appetites and can live outside of water. One reason for carrying a gun.