Link of the Day

Bill Quick takes some woman named Cheryl Davis to task. Poor Cheryl Davis.

Achtung! Execution is Verboten!

I’m not a big history buff; when did the Germans turn against killing people? Germany says it’s going to withhold evidence about Zacarias Moussaoui unless the U.S. assures them that it won’t be used to secure a death penalty against him. Sure, no Europeans will take a stand against evil dictatorships who are planning to kill innocent people, but they’ll stand strong against a friendly nation to keep a murderer from being executed. With moral compasses so screwy in Europe, maybe we should keep a sharper eye on them. Also, we should make it clear to them that America will kill who it wants, when it wants, and for whatever reason it wants, and no one can stop us!

Link of the Day

I like Laurence Simon’s take on the thwarted baseball strike. Personally, I would have been more interested in baseball if they did strike; that’s more free entertainment.

Smarter Questions for Dumber Terrorists

Air travelers will no longer be asked, “Has anyone unknown to you asked you to carry an item on this flight?” and “Have any of the items you are traveling with been out of your immediate control since the time you packed them?” despite the one in 500 quintillion chance that they might trip up a terrorist plot. Instead of getting rid of the questions altogether, maybe they should just try being smarter about them. Like, as the ticket agent weighs the luggage, he could just casually ask, “So, what kind of detonator did you put on your bomb?”

“It’s an altitude sensitive… I mean… I don’t what you’re talking about!”

“Aha! Security, take him away and beat him!”

The Sound of Silencers

One of the first things I learned when I started using firearms was that Dirty Harry, unless he put in ear protection before each gun fight, would have been deaf by the end of the first sequel. Guns are loud; even a .22 handgun fired out doors will pop you ears. Up north of me in Cocoa, Florida, they used space age technology to make a shooting range quieter, but why go to such extremes? We already have something that makes gun’s quieter: silencers.

Silencers have such a bad connotation into today’s society, so much so that even more states ban them than ban fully automatics. When someone hears silencer, they think “evil assassin” (or, I guess by today’s lingo, “evil regime-changer”), but it’s just a logical thing to make guns quieter. Is there really a compelling reason that my neighbors have to get woken up every single I time I shoot an intruder? And no one gets angry at car manufacturers for making engines quieter even though I could easily stealthily kill someone with my Hyundai. Plus, if the idea is to keep people from using silencers for evil, then isn’t it a good idea not to make those people angry by forcing them to pay a $200 Class III weapons transfer fee? It’s just common sense.

We Got You, Sucka!

A new discovery supposedly reveals that it was an American sailor, not a Japanese pilot, who fired the first shot in the sneak attack on Pearl Harbor. Yeah, that’s right, they think they surprised us, but we got their asses! I don’t want enemies of the Unites States thinking they can sneak attack us without losing a midget sub.

Who fired the last shot of the Pacific War is of less dispute.

Link of the Day

I just really got into blogging recently, and I didn’t realize there was so much stuff worth reading out there. Still, I noticed I don’t link that often to other people’s blogs. To remedy that, I’m now going to try and pick a post from a blog each day as my link of the day. Instapundit is disqualified because everyone reads him anyway.

Today, John Hawkins’s interview with Daniel Pipes was big news, but everyone already linked to that. Also, there is a big debate at DailyPundit on Bill Quick’s decision to start posting at a the pay only Blogging Network. But, from the looks of the comments section, everyone has already read about that. Personally, I’m too new to blogging to have an opinion, but I myself am not a professional writer (like that isn’t obvious) and am thrilled just to be read by anyone at all. I will mention that I have crossed the line and paid for internet content at ign.com (I like me videogames); I liked the idea of having special access to things other people can’t read. I don’t think I can go on and keep paying for tons of different individual sites, though, so if lots of places go pay, I hope I can suscribe to a suite of sites just like you get a bunch of channels with your cable TV subscription. Oh, I guess I do have an opinion.

Oh, yeah, link of the day. The link of the day is Joanne Jacobs’s post about blogging for money and her ambivalence about the Blogging Network. It’s a bit of a downer to people hoping to blog for cash, but it’s definitely worth a read.

Legal Question

Let’s say you’re a supervillian, and you hatch some plot to block out the sun from the entire world – say by causing a nuclear winter using stolen nukes – is it then impossible to prosecute that supervillian? Blocking out the sun would affect everyone in the world, so everyone would have to excuse themselves from being a juror or a judge since everyone was personally affected by the crime. So have I found a “supervillian loophole” to our legal system that we need to correct?

Why Other Countries Hate Us = Why Other Countries Suck so Much

The State Department is going to have a two day conference on the roots of anti-Americanism. My question is: why do we care? We’re the United States of America, the most powerful entity on earth; why do we care of the opinions of a few other measly nations? Of course they hate us; we make them all seem insignificant and powerless in comparison. And I say let them hate us as they eat food given to them by American foreign aid and live in cities protected by our military interventions; we’re plenty big enough to take the hate. All we have to do is scare the piss out of them all to make sure they have the sense not to act on that hate.

Video Format Discrimination

Betamax is about to die, though I had no clue it was still living on. Back when I was a kid, my parents bought their first VCR and unfortunately chose Beta. I remember going to the video store and having to pick out a video from the smaller, segregated section of the store. For once, I understood what it was like to be an oppressed minority with seperate but unequal treatment. It was a hard and trying time until my parents finally got VHS, but, I survived, and I believe it made me the man I am today.

If You Want to Get Things Moving, Kill Someone

Bush met with Saudi Prince Bandar bin Sultan, but it doesn’t sound like anything substantial was talked about. The Saudi’s hold American women hostage in their country, won’t let the U.S. use their soil for an attack on Iraq, and it looks like they paid off al Qaeda, so why won’t we confront these mo’fo’s? I’m not saying anything drastic; just a kill a few Saudi princes. Maybe fifty of them. They have like a jillion, so it won’t be that big a deal, but it will let them know we’re serious now.

All Countries Not Named America Should Just Shut Up

Other countries don’t seem to like the fact that Bush didn’t attend the Johannesburg summit on whiny environmental crap. Some of the delegates have started wearing buttons that read, “What should we do with the United States?” The arrogance! To think that these puny countries actual believe they can affect a country as immense and as powerful as the United States! Do those in attendance understand how easily we could wipe out most countries? Yet we harldy ever nuke anyone, because we we’re just that kind and benevolent. All other countries should be greatful that we let them have these little U.N. dog and pony shows and pretend they have a say in anything, when, in reality, the environment will stay around just as long as it entertains us. If we grow bored of it one day, the rainforests will go up in a mushroom cloud and no one can stop us.

I Share Saddam’s Wishful Thinking

Saddam Huessein, in reaction to Cheney speech urging a preemptive strike against Iraq, has said that, “American threats target not only Iraq, but the whole Arab nation as well.” I only wish he were speaking the truth. No offense to any Arabs, but that place need a lot of cleaning up after we plow through Iraq. Once Saddam’s skull has a “regime change” into an ashtray, there will still be a lot of other nations out there that’s going to be a threat to everyone until they’re democratized. And, if we have to put guns to people’s heads to get them to vote in a free elecion, so be it. Saddam’s words do anger me though, because he shouldn’t be saying stuff like that; he should be dead. Why is he still alive! Why! We don’t need a permission slip signed by the French; just kill the bastard! Everytime he walks by a window and isn’t sniped, baby Jesus cries.

Hopes for Peace

The Palestinians seem to be in a never ending war with any feelings of sympathy I may have for them. Yeah, things have to be tough living under Arafat, but when I see Palestinians cheering when Israeli kids are mudered (hell they seem to cheer when anyone is murdered) and dressing up their children in phony bombs in hopes they’ll one day blow themselves up and many others, it takes a lot of effort to think of them as fellow human beings. And I’m a lazy man. Still, I hold out some hopes that there are enough good Palestinians out there that peace can happen without razing all their homes and sowing salt in the earth. A Reuters story, though entitled “POLL-Palestinians oppose ending suicide attacks,” gives me some hope. If the numbers are to be believed, 53% of Palestinians are for the suicide bombings, but 44% want to halt them. That’s not a small number of people showing rational thought there. That means to achieve peace maybe only 53% of Palestinians need to be wiped out (plus or minus three percent) and then… I dunno… those 3% undecided pistol whipped.

All Dogs Go to Heaven and Get 70 Virgins

As we know from airport security, terrorists are even distributed among toddlers to eighty-year-old grandmothers and thus you have to be vigilant of them all, but the U.S. Open has expanded the search to dogs as well. Bomb sniffing dogs at the stadium were forced to wear photo ID’s even though their officer escort also has to wear one. Apparently, terrorists dogs such as Omar Sparky and Mohammed Fluffy have been trying to sneak into the U.S. Open to “plant a bomb,” so to speak. If you see any suspicious dogs in your neighborhood, immediately alert the FBI.

UPDATE: I just received this statement from the National Association of Canine Americans:

“We vehemently condemn all pooping indoors, but humans have to realize that their policies of leaving dogs inside alone for hours and not supplying sufficient chew toys often makes dogs feel they have no choice but to ‘leave a surprise.'”
-Fido, President of the National Association of Canine Americans