I find it immensely frustrating all the evil warring nations we have in the world, so I finally sat down and worked out a realistic way to world peace. Unlike other pie in the sky world peace plans, mine involves time tested and proven methods like fear and intimidation. I entitled my modest proposal Nuke the Moon. Someone please forward to those in power.

Families of those who died in September 11th are suing the Saudi bin Laden Group, the government of Sudan, and two Saudi princes (are there any kings, queens, and princesses in Saudi Arabia?). I’m more for bombing than suing on account of things becoming morally ambiguous when lawyers are involved, but it’s nice that the Sauds are being attacked in at least some way. Hopefully this can at least keep the Saudis’ involvement in terrorism in people’s consciousness despite what the State Department might want.