Now that I have comments, I have a question for viewers of the site: what kind of gun do you think God carries? I used to think in my younger years that he would have some fancy high-tech semi-automatic, but, as I’ve grown older, I’ve moved more the opinion that he would carry a six shot revolver, probably a high caliber like a .44 magnum or .454 Casull. My thinking is it would have a chrome finish but not have a bunch of fancy extras (like the revolver in XXX; man, that gun kicked ass!). I tried to consult the Bible on this issue, but it barely ever references firearms in it.
Am reading the early posts while waiting for new episodes of the Grand Canyon adventure. Just had to comment on this one, although no one will ever see it. The Bible doesn’t mention firearms because God has something way cooler: fire and brimstone, swarms of locusts, 3 day darkness, water turning to blood — He did it once, Egypt, so watch out how you treat Israel. Ten Plagues! Read up on it in Exodus. Nowadays, we don’t see that so much, because now God has America.