Rachel Lucas has found out that her father links Bill Clinton to Osama bin Laden. I have notified the FBI, and they have assured me they will investigate it sometime within the next decade.

Now China has blocked AltaVista in addition to Google just to make it clear to everyone they’re still evil Commies. They can’t have information going unfiltered to their populace making them realize how much better life would be if they just lynched all the Reds in charge. There doesn’t seem to be any official statement on either AltaVista’s or Google’s webpage, but hopefully they’ll do the proper American thing by responding, “Screw you, you stupid Commie bastards!” and then make one result of every search something embarrassing to the Chinese government.

I think Clinton has begun to think of other people than himself. Carter made a fool of himself with his Washington Post Op-ed on the war on terror, so Clinton comes to his rescue by giving an opinion so asinine it makes Carter look like Henry Kissinger in comparison. We should find Osama bin Laden before we go after Saddam? Does he even listen to himself? So he thinks we need to find beardo first when all that’s possibly left of him is his thigh bone before we go after someone who actually kill people now.

That anyone ever voted for that man is going to go down in history as one of America’s worst atrocities, right alongside slavery and the internment of Japanese-Americans.