Link of the Day

John Hawkins has produced a guide to refuting Noam Chomsky with appropriate links. Now I won’t have to just resort to making fun of his name.

I’m Starting PUTP: People for the Unethical Treatment of PETA

So PETA has been giving money to terrorists, but that’s not the big news to me. Now people are demanding that their tax exempt status be removed, to which I reply, “What the @#&$! They had tax exempt status!” Why the hell wouldn’t they have to pay taxes!? I mean, do you get tax exempt for just being a bunch of annoying, moronic dicks? Do teenagers get tax exempt status? Well, hopefully now the meat-consuming FBI will get on their asses and show them you the meanest, toughest animals are, which, incidentally, are the the only ones who make good use of tasers and cudgels when they get pissed off.

The Long Floridian Nightmare is Over

Reno has conceded.

(pause for sigh of relief)

I’m just so happy that there is no chance Reno isn’t going to be my governor that I really don’t give a rat’s ass about the main election. As long as McBride isn’t planning to pass any gun laws or start an income tax, it’s all good. Of course, I’m still going to vote for Bush… and it better be a landslide so we don’t have to worry about this recount crap.

And what’s with everyone blaming the voting mess on Jeb? What was he supposed to do to fix the voting problems? Deport all the stupid Democrats to Cuba? I bet the Democrats would complain then, too. And the Cubans, already dealing with the tyranny of Castro, certainly don’t deserve all those drooling idiots. Then again, if we filled Cuba with retardo Florida voters, maybe next time Castro holds a phony election Buchanan will be named president.

Hopefully It Won’t Come Down to Nuclear Inspections

Iraq has decided to let in weapon inspectors. Dammit. This isn’t going to ruin our plans to kick the crap out of them, is it? Can’t we just bomb them anyway and call it inspections? After we hit their buildings, we observe the color of the resultant flame to find out what chemicals were inside; sounds more efficent than walking through the buildings. We could also inspect much of their ground troops and military hardware. Finally, we should inspect Saddam with a sniper rifle.

And if any of you U.N. members complain, then we’ll inspect you next. Capisce?

Writing Anti-Gun Arguments is a Disease

First Michael Bellesiles makes stuff up facts for his bogus anti-gun book, and Dave Kopel in this article mention a woman named Lois Schwoerer who uses a dictionary definition to support her argument, and then makes up that definition! What is wrong with these anti-gun nuts? They’re supposed to be scholars, but they’re so tied to a sinking ship of an argument that they make up facts to support it. Maybe other scholars can have an intervention for them:

“You can’t just keep making up facts. We think its time to admit you don’t have a rational argument for your position.”

“I’m not the one without the rational argument! You’re the ones without the rational argument!”

“Calm down. We’re here to help you.”

So is there like a Total-Dumbasses Anonymous for these people to go to? Without a support group, it won’t be long before they go right back to writing more anti-gun crap and pissing me off. And that improves no one’s safety.