Dirty, filthy hippy Ira Einhorn is going on trial this week for murder, but can’t we can’t kill him because of an agreement with France. He fled there trying to escape the law, and France wouldn’t give him back to us unless we agreed not to kill him. Who knows how many mangy hippies are hiding in France just so we can’t execute them? This is where America could really use an ally who does executions, because then we could be like, “Hey, we won’t kill him, France. You can give him to us.” Then we hand him over to our ally and have them string him up while we laugh at the stupid Frogs. Seriously, though, France shouldn’t stand in the way of executions; we’ll never have closer on the 60’s until we’ve killed all hippies dead.