I’m Just in a “Make Stuff Up” Mood

Sen. Toricelli has dropped out of the race for Senate, saying he needed to devote more time to his family and avoiding prosecution. He finally decided that he could not both fulfill his duties as Senator while at the same time reliably evading capture from authorities. Toricelli will fulfill the remainder of his term, collecting as much money for favors as he can in his last ninety days, and then, true to his nickname, “torch” his Senate office before fleeing for whereabouts unknown. Here at IMAO, we (i.e., I) wish him well.

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