The Democrats turned Wellstone’s funeral into a political rally, as it is a surprise to no one they would use death as a political advantage. If they were hungry, they would probably also think nothing of eating Wellstone. Let this be a message to those in the Democratic party: if you are starting to lag in the polls, they will kill you. They did it to Carnahan, they did it to Wellstone, and they will do it to anyone else if they think it will help, as it is a much cleaner operation than that whole Torricelli mess.
So, you’re probably thinking, “I’m a Democrat behind in the polls. What do I do?” You re-register as Republican and then you run. You run like you’ve never ran before. You then find a safe place to hide and arm yourself. And, if you hear someone nearby bemoaning tax cuts for the rich, you load that shotgun and you better shoot to kill, because they will.
The Torch bailed because he did not want a midnight visit from a “prominent New Jersey waste disposal contractor” a la Chang.
Know of any way to encourage this internecine warfare among the Democrats?
The thought of them offing each other for political office fills me with deep satisfaction.
One problem; the Democrats are The Gun Control Party. Except for Feinstein, none of them have any guns with which to kill each other.
Perhaps they should do what their soul-buddies over in “Palestine” do: throw rocks.
So true, dude…. so true… and funny