Governor Parris Glendening has banned outdoor shooting in four counties to help stop false sniper alarms. I know it’s a cliché, but, if we can’t fire our guns, then the terrorists really will have already won. I mean, how in the world are we supposed to fight terrorists if we can’t fire our guns outdoors?
Does this mean I can fire my guns indoors?
That’s what I figured; hence the title.
Easy.
Clobber the bastards, drag them inside the house, make them kneel then shoot ’em in the back of the head.
(Imperial Advice: Use the bathroom, easier to clean up afterwards.)
No, you’re missing the loophole here. You can’t fire your guns outdoors.. it says nothing about firing your guns at things outdoors so long as you’re in the house.
Just open the window. Simple.
Yes, but that violates the spirit of the law.
Misha,
Are you nuts? Bullets ricochet off tile. Shoot em on the living room hardwood and make the kids clean it up.
I disagree with shooting someone indoors (it’s very noisy). I ask, does the ban cover shooting crossbows? Probably not. So walk around carrying a crossbow, shoot the sniper, THEN drag him into your house. Then tie him to the bath faucet, take the box-cutter, then [6 pages edited for graphic content], after which you call in your dog to lick up the blood and munch on all the bits you missed.
Just a suggestion.
They can come in for tea, but I’m not sharing my bikkies with them.
Not much, I think it’s all been covered.