Bush is looking for Jiang Zemin’s help in disarming North Korea. I dunno if that’s a good idea, since they’re both Commies and thus both want what’s worse for the world. Yes, North Korea is crazier and their dictator is much more funny looking, but you never trust a Red. Maybe this is just Bush’s plan to get both Jiang Zemin and Kim Jong II in the same room as part of negotiations. When he has them both alone, he’ll whip out two .45’s, yell, “You can continue your negotiations in Commie hell!” and then empty the two guns into the surprised dictators. He’ll then drop the guns, and calmly walk out of the room remarking, “I was tough, but fair.” It will make a great anecdote for his autobiography.