“Jimmy Carter Wins Nobel Peace Prize.” I’m still sleepy this morning, so maybe I’m just confused, but I think they gave Carter a Nobel Peace Prize for some reason. No, I don’t think it’s The Onion I’m reading. And it is the Nobel Peace Prize, not the Nobel Useless Idiot Prize or the Nobel Appeaser of Communists and Terrorists Prize. Wow, they actually placed Carter with such luminaries as… uh… Yasser Arafat. Well, at least they didn’t give him one for economics.
It’s intent that matters to the Nobel committe, not achievement.
“Jimmy Carter has yet to achieve anything of merit.”
“…but, but, he tried really, really, really hard.”
“Oh, I see.”
The Nobel Prize for Economics will probably go to Mugabe.
I’m just happy my new house is made from concrete blocks and had no Carter involvement whatsoever.