In a recent poll, 38% percent of Americans were in favor of annexing Canada as the 51st state. I’d be in favor of the land grab too, but I don’t know an efficient way to relocate all those Canadians. Maybe we could trick them into thinking there is some sort of hockey festival in Europe, and then annex the country while they’re all gone. We could then prevent them from coming back in; that’s what you get for supporting Britain in the Revolutionary War, dinks.
(Thanks to Scrappleface for the link.)
I thought it was the War of 1812 that had canada crying to the brits to save their asses. The only reason the brits even helped is because they were still pissed at us becoming out own country, so they sailed in and burnt down our capitol. If there was anything worth taking in canada, we would’ve just taken it. But we didn’t bother. We knew that when canada finally did something right, namely makeing Pamela Anderson, that she’s leave that loser country to come on down and pork good ole American dudes. So why even bother with canada?