Now here is who I’d like to work for. She gave 25,000 shotgun shells to her employees and told them to kill anything that posed a threat to her fish hatchery. In the end, they killed 4,000 endangered and protected birds plus one alligator. Of course, now the Man is trying to keep her down. Personally, I’ve never cared for birds; they think they’re so cool because they can fly and you can’t, and then you know what they do to your cars. I don’t have any problems with the penguins, though, and, out of patriotism, I respect the bald eagle, but all other birds deserve shotgun death. You especially have to be careful of the endangered birds, because, when their numbers get down, those birds get desperate and you don’t know what they’ll do. So, I think this fish hatchery woman, instead of being sent to prison, should be given a medal for her bird-shotgunning heroism.
I don’t know yet if I’m supposed to feel bad about all the dead animals or laugh just at the idea of someone buying 25,000 shotgun shells and sending her men on their merry way to shoot “anything” that threatens the hatchery.
So what happened to all the other 21,000 shotgun shells? Doesn’t she KNOW National Ammo Day is NEXT month?
Homer: And what do you do?
Man: Um… I shoot birds at the airport.
Homer: Uh, yeah… everyone hates birds, right?
who are you people??? you’re all crazy!! bwahahahahahaaaaaaaa.a. .. .they can’t see me when i’m a coconut.,. hehe hehe e hhahahaaaaaa