I’ve been joking about the Democrats being evil and murdering each other, but I think I should be a gracious winner and give them some advice. Obviously the Democratic party needs a major reorganization if they don’t want to become completely irrelevant. I don’t think they necessarily need a complete change in leadership so much as a change in their focus and how they interact with the president. They certainly shouldn’t challenge him on the war unless they really want to marginalize themselves among the American people, but they must came up with a coherent domestic policy to put forth positively instead of just being negative about the Republicans. Also, to get the American people to accept them again, they have to shed their previous image. The best way is kill Bill Clinton in a low-key manner. I’m thinking a car “accident” would be a great idea. They should then have a very dignified but short funeral (you don’t want too much reflection on Bill Clinton because you know where that will lead). Then, after he is buried, he should never be mentioned again. I think that will really give the Democrats an opportunity to make a comeback. Also, I would tell them to stop being a bunch of whiny, tax-and-spend, liberal freaks, but I want to give them some advice they might actually follow.

So what happens to the Democrats now? Their leadership certainly isn’t happy, and, when I say leadership, I mean those actually in control of the Democratic Party. That’s the cabal of the NEA (actually stands for National Evil Association), the unions (i.e., the mafia), the trial lawyers, and Satan himself. And I warn you, the Democrats aren’t as dumb as we sometimes pretend; when they kill Daschle before the next election, this time they’ll make sure the memorial is a dignified, solemn affair that will give a boost in the polls to the candidate that replaces him. I hear Gebhardt is going to step down from leadership, probably in a ploy to keep from getting killed. Terry McAuliffe, on the other hand, knows there is nothing he can do to save himself and thus has gone into complete denial trying to convince everyone that the election was no big deal. The Democrats will wait a while to eliminate him, letting him cruelly hang there, anticipating. Finally, they will kill him in a way so horrible as to deter others from failure.
Even if we wanted to save these people, there is nothing we can do. All that is left is to pity them and to work to topple the Democratic cabal once and for all. Oh yeah, and lower taxes. First lower my taxes, then fight evil.