Links of the Day

My archnemesis Scrappleface has one of the reasons I’m not scared of the North Koreans and their silly little missiles.
Anna of the Belligerent Bunny Blog thinks James Coburn faked his death like he has before in Our Man Flint.
Do we need more Muslims in the U.S.? We must ask the Emperor
John Hawkins thinks the Republicans should now make more of an effort to get the black vote. If that happens, there will be pretty much no one left voting for the Donks.
And today is National Ammo Day! Probably should have mentioned that yesterday…
BTW, if anyone could tell me how to get software to set up an online petition, I would greatly appreciate it.

No One Should Live Long Enough to “Frequently” Shoot at Us

I just had a revelation. From this article, I read the paragraph:

The inspectors arrived in the Iraqi capital as allied warplanes bombed Iraqi air defense systems in the northern no-fly zone after the U.S. military said the jets were fired on during routine patrols. Iraq considers such patrols a violation of its sovereignty and frequently shoots at them.

If Iraq frequently shoots at us, why the @#%& do we need any other reason to bomb the crap out of them?! We’re the good guys – we’re the people who help others around the world – and thus attacking us is proof one is insanely evil and must be destroyed. What we really should have done was obliterate Iraq the second a single radar locked on one of our planes. Otherwise, we give countries the impression they can attack us and only get a lot of people killed instead of everyone killed. Next time we get fired upon, let’s not respond immediately and blow up the installations with anti-radar missiles. Instead, let’s send some special ops people to follow the soldiers responsible to their homes. After we find out where they live, we destroy those entire cities. That’ll learn people that Americans are the good guys, and, that if you cross us, we’ll kill you and everyone you care about.