Both I and my computer are both sitting on the floor in my new digs right now. I just came on the internet to see if my cable modem is working and if anything major has happened. I haven’t been on the internet or seen the news for about 24 hours now, so I don’t know anything new to blog about. I guess I could just talk about the same old same old like how we should kill the Palestinians and the Iraqis and the hippies, but, for all I know, they finally took my advice and did kill them all.
I found out that Empire of Man is offering to give me all his votes in Daily Pundit’s Most Hawkish and Blood-Hungry contest, plus makes a good argument of why I should win. He has a great idea there, and I think everyone else should give me their votes too so then I can be a contender. It’s a bit of a dirty trick, but, hell, the contest is for most blood-hungry. So, if you have a good number of votes, but it doesn’t look like you will win, tell Bill Quick you want to give all your votes to me. Together we can all be winners… but especially me.
UPDATE: I just found out that, while I wasn’t paying attention to the news, Bill Clinton snuck down here into Florida. I’m sorry I let that happen. Any other Florida bloggers wish to join me in a posse to chase him back out of the state?
If you want to play dirty, I’m just going to have to resort to posting nude photos of myself and whoring for votes.
I play to win.
Gratuitous nudity, though desirable in most circumstances, has nothing to do with being Hawkish or Blood-Hungry. I call foul!
Call foul all you want, I’d vote for her.
The more pressing issue is that you let Clinton into your state. How can the ‘Most Hawkish’ blogger allow that to happen?
You got some serious splaining to do.
My nudity is NOT gratutious!
As for being blood-thirsty, how many bodies do I have to throw in the woodchipper before I can be taken seriously?
A few more bodies I would think might help, but then again, you’re a girl and nobody believes girls are bloodthirsty.
Hmmmm… girls are not bloodthirsty? We’ll just SEE about that!
How many times have you been to a Feline’s Basement sale? HUH? HUH? I thought so. Even if you did, you’d probably say “excuse me” or “pardon me.”
Can you take a fully cooked, steaming hot baked potato out of the oven with your bare hands?
I thought not.
Wuss.
Obviously, Joshua has never run across a woman who has just quit smoking and has PMS. It would be wise to stay out of New York today, Joshua.
I would NEVER say excuse me or Pardon me at a Feline Basement Sale.. on the contrary I would yank somebody’s handbag and beat people out of my way.
As for the Potato.. of course I can pick up with my asbestos hands. I rule.
As for the ex-Smoker on PMS, all that says to me is that there is somebody on PMS with convictions. Sell out. You’ll come crawling back to smoking section and if you’re LUCKY we might let you have your old spot back.
Also, I never said girls aren’t bloodthirsty, I just said that nobody believes they are. So there.
Not to worry. There are nowhere near enough ugly women in Florida to keep Willy here. (Or is it women nowhere near ugly enough?)
Please, please, please if you chase Bill away, can you aim him at Arkansas. I don’t know how much more I can take.
-A New Yorker.
Can anyone enter this contest, and what is the handicap awarded a prey animal?
Kashei,
Bildo will not return (on a permanent basis) here to Arkansas… he’s already done all the trailer trash girls (these ladies can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence) and even his inbred cousins won’t buy his bullshit anymore… I think it’s the Left Coast’s turn to host his mobile party…
Hell no, Hell no, & Hell no.
That slimebag tries to come out here to Left coast and I’ll personally remove him. Secret Service be damned.
The closest he’s coming to me, is perhaps Humbolt County, Oregon. The place is full of Hippies as it is.
The plan is to chase Clinton into Canada. No U.S. state deserves him… except maybe Massachusetts.
I don’t know about letting a pet bunny into the contest; it’s too late to join, anyway. Love your choice of blog links, BTW. Most perfect list of links I’ve ever seen.
That’s the bunny’s equivelant of batting her eyelashes at you, Frank. Only a wuss would fall for that. Disqualify yourself now while you still have your dignity.
Oh…
I’d like to put Clinton into an inner tube and send him floating to Cuba, but I don’t think there’s a tube made that will hold him for very long.
Oh wait — I said that like it was a BAD thing.
You can send Bill to MA, but he has to be out by the time school starts. I go to college there and I don’t want him around. (there’s a “no guns on campus” rule.)
Please don’t send him here to MA! We have too many stinkin’ hippies and liberals to begin with!
I say we load him on a B-52 and drop him in the middle of France. They deserve him. it’d be a fair punishment for the frogs. Although they’d probably worship him as a god. Damn frogs.
you suck